Breaking News: Confirmed Lady Gaga Is A Hermaphrodite
Posted in Hollywood, Jersey, Manhattan, The Dirty | August 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Lady Gaga has admitted to being a hermaphrodite: As speculated later this week, Lady Ga-Ga has confirmed that she indeed is a hermaphrodite. Pictures of her vagina, which shows a bulge resembling a tiny penis were released last week that started the rumors about her gender identity. This is what she had to say about it on her blog this morning:
“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”- L8d Gaga <3>
DIRTY ARMY is always right… we called it. If you rubbed it out to this dude, you are GAY.- nik
**Even though I believe Perez Hilton is her boyfriend (bottom) Michael K at D-Listed makes me think this is a PR stunt.
Jess says:
Re: “Your comment looks like it came from the Huffington Post or something similar. Do you not know the purpose of this website??”
You’re right! I’ve used entirely too many complete sentences.
to JessWOW says:
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS BELIEVE THIS. GO LOOK AT ABC’S WEBSITE. AN ACTUAL TRUTHFUL SITE. NOT THESE STUPID GOSSIP SITES. IT HAS A WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT HOW IT’S FALSE.
to WOW[removed] says:
Thanks. I never knew this site was full of fake information.
Damn, I feel dumb now.
Moron.
to [removed]dna7 says:
nik i swear i didnt rub one out!!!!!!!!!!!
to dna7Roid-Donkey says:
Most hermaphrodites have their gender assigned at birth depending on which genitalia is more intact. Rarely do they have both male and female FULLY functioning systems. The one that is more intact is kept and the other is removed.
Sometimes this is done in error and the hormones released during the child’s teen years are of the opposite kind to their operation at birth. This can cause confusion amongst the child, often the child will be “homosexual” and need to take hormones for their assigned gender.
I doubt she has kept male genitalia this long which leads me to believe this post is BS.
to Roid-Donkeyme says:
on gaga’s website ladygaga.com she quotes that her show went so well in japan she wants to go home & “suck her own hermie”
to meeither its some sick joke r its real
i think its fo real
i wouldnt mind gettin preg from her
does her peepee push out sperm?
gotta get me summa that!
child support b&tch;o
blah fake says:
This “quote” from lady gaga has been going around for months now online… its not real.. its probably nick richie mad because he rubbed on out to her and she turned him down at some point.. get over it..
to blah fakeTPD says:
I smell a PR stunt..I mean, Think about it… She has “all this money” and has never had her “little penis” removed??? C’mon!!! This is all about the publicity. Im not buying it…
to TPDbrittany says:
This is a fake – I did the rolling stone shoot with lady gaga a couple months ago- I was the chick laying at her feet naked in the two page spread- I saw her vagina since we were all naked and she is 100 percent gal
to brittanyDrae says:
Whatever.
to DraeOld Gregg says:
Suuuuuuure you were!
to Old Gregg20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
WOW IM SUCH A FORGY..
to 20K-MILLIONAIRENikoBellic says:
She’s a munter anyway so who cares.
to NikoBellicTheLiz says:
Ok, so i guess the song, “Pokerface” was really about skull F*cking? GET IT? lmao
to TheLizDrae says:
Why isn’t this story blowing up, most media will not report this. It’s not on Comcast or AOL. It’s like they don’t want it to be true. What is going on?
to Draehaha says:
ewwww
to hahaOld Gregg says:
She’s part girl, she’s part boy, she’s got parts everyone can enjoy!
She’s got more.
She’s got less.
She’s got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she’s taking a piss?
She’s my little girl,
yea, she’s my little guy.
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What’s that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Some things are white,
some things are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It’s too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can’t help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Oh man… most of the above stephen lynch lyrics are true, except she’s not attractive in any way, shape, or form. Ah this made my day!!!!
to Old GreggDUHHHHHHHHHH says:
IF LADY GAGA WERE A HERMAPHRODITE SHE WOULDNT BE FUCKING PRANCING AROUND IN DAMN LEOTARDS
to DUHHHHHHHHHHAwesome Bill says:
This is b.s.
to Awesome BillKelly says:
That’s not lady gaga. That’s a male impersonator that preforms in new york I think.
to KellyBrittany says:
No, this is NOT true – I was in the nude Rolling Stone with her (I was the one at her feet) There is NO way she is a dude…trust me, I was up close and personal – all female THE END.
to Brittanyme(: says:
who cares if she has a dick or not, shes sttill a woman and still an awesome singer
to me(:ladygagahater says:
omg well my boyfriend thinks she is hot and my brother said he’d just bend her ova and fuk her i think she is fukin nasty get out of fame lady gaygay
to ladygagahater