Breaking News: Confirmed Lady Gaga Is A Hermaphrodite


Lady Gaga Hermaphro

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lady Gaga has admitted to being a hermaphrodite: As speculated later this week, Lady Ga-Ga has confirmed that she indeed is a hermaphrodite. Pictures of her vagina, which shows a bulge resembling a tiny penis were released last week that started the rumors about her gender identity. This is what she had to say about it on her blog this morning:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”- L8d Gaga <3>

DIRTY ARMY is always right… we called it.  If you rubbed it out to this dude, you are GAY.- nik

**Even though I believe Perez Hilton is her boyfriend (bottom) Michael K at D-Listed makes me think this is a PR stunt.


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  1. August 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    yo says:

    SICK

    Reply to yo
    • August 9, 2009 at 3:22 am

      Anonymous says:

      Who cares! Her music sucks, and he’s not attractive…
      move on

      Reply to Anonymous
    • August 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm

      WTF says:

      An I the only person that thinks this b*tch is pretty gross? She obviously has a beefy vag either way. But I think I have seen old pics of her and she was actually a really nerdy looking plain jane, some producers just decided to “transform” her at some point.

      Reply to WTF
  2. August 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Love it says:

    Her quote is hysterical.

    Reply to Love it
  3. August 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    GenMalaise says:

    How does the saying go? Takes one to know one nik u still have that tape measure on your tongue?

    Reply to GenMalaise
  4. August 7, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    nik has man boobs says:

    real talk?

    Reply to nik has man boobs
  5. August 7, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    TRIZ says:

    HAHA…..You’re soooooo gay! lol………..not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Reply to TRIZ
  6. August 7, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    julza says:

    of course she has a ding

    Reply to julza
  7. August 7, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Lolerbank says:

    Now we have to find out who slept with her.

    Reply to Lolerbank
  8. August 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    TyroneShoelaces says:

    Live and let live. Hit #4 coming up.

    Reply to TyroneShoelaces
  9. August 7, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Heather says:

    Your a dork, umm most the pic’s on your site are men, I thought that is what the site was for, you mean those are women on your site, I have to call you out-Prove it, that any of them are women. Lets see Nic

    Reply to Heather
  10. August 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Confused says:

    What the HELL LOL

    Reply to Confused
  11. August 7, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Nick says:

    wow thats pretty cool i didnt know these actually existed.

    Reply to Nick
  12. August 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    ChalupaBreath says:

    This is so boring…

    Reply to ChalupaBreath
  13. August 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    ... says:

    What do you wanna bet it’s all bullshiz, just more crap from Gaga to be “unique’ & “different” I mean who cares. So she can have more fans from transgender, gay, loser groups. Come on, look at what she wears for crying out loud, muppets?! This is hardly shocking coming from her, she’s an idiot. Next.

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  14. August 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Tori says:

    Pretty sure that this is from a satirical site, much like your own. Doesn’t sound like GaGa, just sayin.

    Reply to Tori
  15. August 7, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    Ty says:

    I guess thats why her songs called pokeer face…b/c it pokesherface…

    Reply to Ty
  16. August 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!) says:

    She should chop off the greg or sew up the vag.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!)
  17. August 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Phil Dogg says:

    so why would you wear those leotard outfits then?

    Reply to Phil Dogg
  18. August 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    lauri says:

    the site made it up to get attention, they’re kind of pathetic

    Reply to lauri
  19. August 7, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Adam Harris says:

    I’d Hit it!!

    Reply to Adam Harris
  20. August 7, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    hmmm says:

    Anyone who gives themselves the nickname of “LADY” is a dead-giveaway that they are really a man. Just look at her face and her leg muscles. They are men’s. She was probably a man at birth and had a sex change. Definitly a tranny!!!

    Reply to hmmm
  21. August 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    ThatCarmen says:

    a hermaphrodite is a woman with a large clit… because the clit has foreskin and all the physical likings of a penis, people mistake it for a penis… every chick has one (a clit) but, females born with extra large ones are called hermaphrodites… bfd!

    Reply to ThatCarmen
    • August 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm

      qbert says:

      no, a hermaphrodite is a person with both male and female reproductive organs.

      Reply to qbert
      • August 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm

        Tara says says:

        CORRCT QBERT,,,,,BOTH FEMALE AND MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS IS THE RIGHT DEFINITION.

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      • August 7, 2009 at 10:47 pm

        learned in health class says:

        the clit/penis is actually the same thing. as a fetus, everyone has the same sex organs. the only difference is that men’s “clits” grow into a penis wen they continue to develop in the womb and women’s don’t grow but the rest of the vagina forms around it. that’s why men that take steroids have smaller penises and women that take them get enlarged clitorises. the increased testosterone restarts or stunts genetalia development.

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  22. August 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Buderick says:

    I love how you try and take credit for any story that comes out.

    Reply to Buderick
  23. August 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    TheSolosf*g says:

    Nick that was not posted on her blog… that quote is floating around but no one can say what interview it came from or when she said it or anything like that. FAKE!

    Reply to TheSolosf*g
  24. August 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    WTF says:

    Good for Ga Ga, now if she could only sing better.

    Reply to WTF
  25. August 7, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Lifer says:

    I just threw up a really good lunch. Thanks, Nik.

    Reply to Lifer
  26. August 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    take a good look says:

    thats not a peen it is perez hiltons nose starting to show from him having it shoved up her azz so far

    Reply to take a good look
  27. August 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Special K says:

    wonder if she banged herself

    Reply to Special K
  28. August 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    swrap says:

    OMG.. get me away from freak of nature ,, amd she is ;proud of it???????

    Reply to swrap
  29. August 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    The Barebacker says:

    I totally want to bang GaGa now…sexy

    Reply to The Barebacker
  30. August 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    LaDeeDah says:

    if this is really just a PR stunt, thats the worst fcuking stunt ever.. its getting her press for all the wrong reasons

    Reply to LaDeeDah
  31. August 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    --------- says:

    ?

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  32. August 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Anonymous says:

    so fake.
    it’s just a rumor.

    Reply to Anonymous
  33. August 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm

    lawlz @ 30k millionaires says:

    so if u are eating her out and u accidentally slip towards the penis and start sucking, does that make u gay?

    Reply to lawlz @ 30k millionaires
  34. August 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    hahaha says:

    no surprise here. Just waiting on Katy Perry to get knocked up by Perez Douchebag now.

    Reply to hahaha
  35. August 7, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    looohan solo says:

    thats f*cking weird. and how is she cool with that.

    Reply to looohan solo
  36. August 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Observer says:

    Nik, this story was posted in DECEMBER on StarrTrash or whatever the name of the site is… and her manager has stated that it’s not true, and that Lady Gaga did NOT post that herself. Don’t you do ANY research on a story before you post it? This makes you look DUMB.

    Reply to Observer
  37. August 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    KDIZZLL says:

    if you were bangin her vagina and she orgasmed,would her weiner ejaculate?

    Reply to KDIZZLL
  38. August 7, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    WAREAGLE says:

    My my my my my my my my angy inch!!!!

    Reply to WAREAGLE
  39. August 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    J Live says:

    Good to see you give Michael K a shout…he is, by far, the best gossip site writer. No offense Nik, I realize you aren’t even trying to be funny…Michael K is nails.

    Reply to J Live
  40. August 7, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    SPURSFANSAYS.COM says:

    So now that this freak has come forward and admitted the truth, when will (|)Merlin(|)?

    Reply to SPURSFANSAYS.COM
  41. August 7, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Peepee? says:

    Nik, sorry to say, but the scenario that you are reporting of both a penis and a vagina well, unless this is the first reported case EVER of this happening, it is all made up and fake. Consult a physician and they will tell you the same thing.

    Reply to Peepee?
    • August 7, 2009 at 6:59 pm

      ..... says:

      There are people who have been born with both organs, most parents have one removed at birth, or they wait to see which gender the child will most identify with before the decision is made

      Reply to .....
  42. August 7, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Letsdance says:

    She’s got her own “disco stick”….

    Reply to Letsdance
  43. August 7, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Jess says:

    I understand that the comment at the end of the article by Nik is meant as a joke, but it is an incorrect assumption that, judging by the array of disgusted comments left by readers, is ruining the initially positive spin of the story (such that it is). Lady Gaga says it herself: She still considers herself a girl. Ergo, she’s not a “he”, or an “it”, and any rubbing out done on her behalf isn’t really breaking any barriers as far as sexuality goes. All comments like, “You are gay if you are a dude who thought she was sexy” does is fuel transphobia. I also don’t get the impression from their Tweets that Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are anything more than friends.

    Reply to Jess
    • August 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm

      Where do you think you are says:

      Your comment looks like it came from the Huffington Post or something similar. Do you not know the purpose of this website??

      Reply to Where do you think you are
  44. August 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    swizzles says:

    she aint bluffin with her muffin anymore….

    Reply to swizzles
  45. August 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    wowzers says:

    some of u surprise me. thinking its cool or what. its f-ing gross. this thing is a waste of space and matter. anybody who would even touch that thing is the biggest pig on earth.

    Reply to wowzers
  46. August 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    KDIZZLL says:

    Kathy Griffin has been photographed with Paris Hilton flashin the vag, and her gina looks just like Gaga’s, kinda like she’s packin some junk, I have always wondered why Andy Dick looks so much like Kathy Griffith?HMMMM?

    Reply to KDIZZLL
    • August 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm

      Your Girl Toodles says:

      That was a “stunt” for Kathys’ reality show, wasn’t even real, so I don’t get how you could have “seen” it??? Anywho, Kathy Griffin is funny as hell. Love her!!!

      Reply to Your Girl Toodles
  47. August 7, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    ThatGuy says:

    “It’s like a baby’s arm… Holdin’ an apple.”

    Reply to ThatGuy
  48. August 7, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    SpongeBobNoPants says:

    I wonder if she sticks it in herself? And if so, can she knock herself up? hmmm…

    Reply to SpongeBobNoPants
  49. August 7, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    John C@cktoasten says:

    I feel bad for the dudes she grinds with in her videos.

    Reply to John C@cktoasten
  50. August 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Kole Train says:

    Lady GaGa is now lady Lady Guy Guy! This Is a kole train original.

    Reply to Kole Train

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