Caption of the Day
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Yoga? Please be funny and not racist.
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- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
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- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
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Attemp #69 to see his greg. Amber Alert is still out for it.
Let me introduce myself to my little friend
F*ck! I still can’t see it.
strip clubs r really going down hill in scottsdale
Tony F*g offered him a ride if he could fit in the trunk
niiice
fat tuck
{Guy sitting behind him}
Damn, and they told me I can check out hot chicks in Yoga…..
“so im retracing my steps and i know i last saw my greg here somehwhere!”
When I do this, do I look fat?
Kirstie Alley throwing a temper tantrum after her weight loss consultant took her doughnut away.
i see perez is really trying to tell travis just where he can stick it..only i think perez might enjoy that…
King Kongs bowling ball.
it looks like a giant set of lips with a tounge peeking out
king kongs bowling ball
Kirstie Alley angry after Jenny Craig told her there was no hope.
so this is what federline has been up to lately. Damn hes gotten fat..
new shoe phone promotes flexability…
Might as well….It’s not gonna blow itself…….and nobody else is gonna do it either!!
Jabba the Hut has been working hard to get in shape
YOGA…..MORE LIKE YOGURT!
You f*ucking liars you guys said if I took out my ribs I’d be able to suck my own dick!!!!!!
dude this is so gross and the only captions we are gonna get on this is the whole “cant see my weenis” jokes
Perez can do the splits?
Keep pushing! It’s crowning!
This is how I fit in to my UPS truck!
This is an optical illusion. Some see a heavy dude with his feet against his head. Some see a masked roided rabbit, flexing his arms and humpty dumpty sitting between his ears.
Do these red shoes make me look fat?
PUSSSHHH!!!
Get in me belly baby!!
CURSE YOU, PENIS! One day I’ll find you!!!!!!!!!
*said in Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget voice*
“Next time penis……….NEEEEEXT TIIIIME!”
manson’s got nothing on me… rib cage be damned!
So fat he has to stand on his head to wash his balls in the shower…..
That is how NIKS daddy used to teach him how to get his breakfast when he wakes up in the morning! Pin his legs behind his ears and eat his own butthole whenever he gets hungry.
will someone please turn down the music
what would you do for a klondike bar
That is the biggest foreskin I have ever seen.
Buddha-licious!
Now get a lighter and stand back!
I always wondered how George Lucas got Jubba on and off the set…..
“I miss the days when I put her ankles behind her ears, and we would bump jelly bellys all night long…” *sigh*
Awwww U played the Jonas Brothers again? Earmuffs!
ahhhhhhhh…….a little more..ahhhh …..I havent seen my c*ck since Woodstock !
These are the worst headphones of all time
damn is been years seen we last saw each other i think ya got smaller
Rubbing Buddha’s belly is said to bring wealth, good fortune and prosperity.
I know my p*nis is here somewhere.
Do these purple socks match my red shoes?
Weabols wobble but thet can’t fall down.
Fat people have talent too.
i can suck it…i can suck it…give me a chance and i can suck it…
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Read 14 comments above jackass
“scissor gang mafia this b*tches!”
thats what this looks like…congresses version of “getting it done”…(law or bill trying to be passed not included)
looks like a flabby tea pot…
ok.. so whos first to rub his belly for goood luck!!
30 pounds to go and it’s greg munchin’ time!!!
Damn, the guy at the store said this shirt wouldn’t ride up.
“SHUDDUP I’M NOT LISTENING”
Texas Got Talent
I thought Jenna and Tito had twins?
And this is what we call elephant toe………….
the human pretzel??
I told you I was awakening the dragon…not even my own brother is immune.
Gold meadal winner in heavyweight contorionism, 2005-09.
Big things come in small packages..and big things have small packages
Perez likes it easier access with the legs out of the way
He has the worst case of D*ck-Do I’ve ever seen.
*His stomach sticks out further than is D*ck-Do*
The future Mr. Merlin.
This is what Chelsea Lately makes Guy Branna do! LOL
this is the biggest crab i ever saw.
He dislocated his hips trying to pick up a cookie that fell and now is stuck. There’s no other explanation.
Peretzl Hilton
Reminds me of an older white version of Pockets from the movie Hook. BANGORANG!!
Reminds me of an older white version of Thud Butt from the movie Hook. BANGORANG!
Got the name wrong the first time.
You won this round penis but one day I’ll find you
you win this time mr. greg…….
Ill be damned if harry didn’t make that mexican midget diappear!
Tenacious D tryouts: Jack Black: “Congratulations Kyle, you’ve proven you’re more of an idiot than I am. You’re in the band, because that way, I’ll get all the shims after our shows!”
Sadly, this is as close as Buddha will ever get to Nirvana.
Nik Ritchies profile photo on Match.com
I’m gonna Fart!
finally i can see my greg..didnt know it was purple..guess i was sitting on it all these years.
Well Damnit it ain’t going to suck it’s self
You got it bro!
That is exactly how Jaden looked on the table last night!
This yoga’s really payin’ off. A few more sessions and I’ll be able to get at it myself.
THE PINK SOCKS MAKE HIM LOOK RIDICULUS
If dogs and cats can do it, so can I.