DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Star Bright? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Yesterdays Winner: Peter Griffin
It’s only gay if you make eye contact.
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SWF looking for sexy white male sugar Daddy. Yes… I like sugar. My friends say I look like the white Oprah. My hobbies are eating, watching tv, picking out belly button lint and eating. I will give you the ride of your life. Please bring your snorkel.
fat hoe
Websters Dictionary: New Definitions
Transgender: Transgender is the state of one’s “gender identity” (self-identification as woman, man, or neither) not matching one’s “assigned sex”.
Trans-Fat-Gender: is the state of one’s “gender identity” when one has consumed so much transfat that you can tell the gender.
sorry “can’t tell their gender”
I’m sweating like a pack of M&M’s in her pocket trying to come up with a caption. But, I’m just too disgusted!
lordy lordy thats where the 40 got to
NO GENDER TEST REQUIRED!!!!!!
I’m 100% HAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have this skelethor tank, 1 size bigger?
NOOO…No, No, No, No, No!!!
Sarah needs you to help find her g-sting she lost!
yet another one of jon gosselins new girlfriends
Kelly Osbourne’s next album cover photo!
if kelly clarkson and E. Honda from street fighter had a kid
“I like this outfit, but do you think it clashes with my new blanket on the couch here?”
With the discovery of his newest model, Russell Simmons has changed the name of Baby Phat to Phat Phuck for the launch of his fall line.
“Nik, you said you would call me after…”
The reason we haven’t heard from P-Nazi in a while…
Who the HELL submitted my picture?!?!?
My 3 year old son saw that pic and asked me, “Mommy, is that a butt or a belly?”
Did you show him the nakey pictures too? Sheesh
Kids having kids…….
Real Housewives of Mexico City.
That is the definition of Coyote Ugly
She must work out.
Don’t you wish your girl friend was hot like me!!
Knead the dough and bake at 350 degrees for-EVER!!!!
im FLabbergasted
Apparently fishnet body stockings do have a breaking point. Who would have thunk it?
I sell it by the pound an if ya buy 1 ya get 10 free!
Seriously, What is remotely funny about this pic? It’s just disgusting. At least get funny pics up there nik! All the comments are lame by the way.
Buddha is real!!!!!!
hey baby, in case you were wondering, my garter belt size is “equator”…..
And the number one reason why beer goggles at a bar are bad is…
I KNEW Chris Farley was still alive!!!!
H.R.Puffing Stuff or Barney don’t have nothing compared to me!
and thats the way the coo… ahem… skull crumbles
“ya like my boooody”
Hmmm, interesting; I have never seen cast nets used quite like that before… pink no less.
Winona Ryder before hair, makeup and airbrushing.
That skull wife beater ruins everything.
NOW THAT’S ” HOT ” YOU COULD PUQUE!!
The new poster girl for the T.A.G. girls!!!
Tits,Ass and Gut!
Amy Winehouse…….two months after rehab
she can hide more than a hand gun under that porch
Ever wonder where McDonald’s gets its hamburger from?
What Nik use to wake up to before he started “The Dirty ” !!!
Anybody down for a game of Twister?
Victoria has a big *ss Secret
you guys are fucking stupid, shes cute as hell, and im sure a better fuck then any of you asshats.
You’ve got to be joking….
Her GUNT has a butt.
The future of Playboy…..
Purple crayon bait
AP: yestrday off the shores of japan a whale was caught using their new neon colored fishnets.
The Muffin Man’s wife.
Octomom, the teen years.
Octomom, the teen years.
“Babe, it looks great but maybe you should have gotten a medium?”
Rave your ass off???
More to Love – Season 2
Real life Cabbage Patch Doll
Why fat girls shouldn’t get dressed in the dark.
Free Willy #11
John Goodman & Roseanne Barr’s love child
A blindman’s nightmare
Project Runaway
Octomon’s first trimester
….and the Winner of the go to Vegas Labor Day Weekend!
Find a fold and f*ck it.
and the winner of the Bill Clinton Foundation Intern of the Year contest is…
looks like someone found a picture of pucker that wasn’t photoshopped…
Damn Myspace, she told me she looked like Avril Lavigne!
“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?” HELL NO!!!!!!!!
screw the t-shirt, nik owes me a keyboard. theres vomit on mine.
It looks like fairy floss but its actually a skull on my shirt…
Want a cupcake?
Jabba the sl*t
I didn’t know Jabba da Hut had a kid.
She looks like she is a teenager I mean look at her comforter she is still a kid.
She comes with her own flour so you can find the wet spot
P.E.T.A.’S next “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” model.
Honey usually I would go skiny dipping but I have something special for you. Chunky dunking it’s the hot thing now.
My dumps are humongous.
NASTY WHITE TRASH. YUCK YUCK YUCK
“Can you un zip this I can’t reach it”
So whales really do get caught in fishnets
GOTH-DAMN!
What do you mean a bigger size?? It fits perfectly!
Perez Hilton prepares for another monday morning
fish net deadliest catch !!!! n they say the loch ness monster isnt real
SERIOUSLY HOW WAS THAT PICKED AS THE BEST CAPTION FOR THAT PIC…DUMBASSES!
Kelly Osbourne has some work to do before Dancing With The Stars…
As any one seen my M&Ms and puprle caryon??
GET IN MY BELLY!
Nik, you’ve really got to stop posting pics from your own camera.
she was rocking the beer gut… maybe the beer keg!!!!