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  1. August 19, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Jackson says:

    SWF looking for sexy white male sugar Daddy. Yes… I like sugar. My friends say I look like the white Oprah. My hobbies are eating, watching tv, picking out belly button lint and eating. I will give you the ride of your life. Please bring your snorkel.

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  2. August 19, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    mario says:

    fat hoe

    Reply to mario
  3. August 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Yup Yup says:

    Websters Dictionary: New Definitions

    Transgender: Transgender is the state of one’s “gender identity” (self-identification as woman, man, or neither) not matching one’s “assigned sex”.

    Trans-Fat-Gender: is the state of one’s “gender identity” when one has consumed so much transfat that you can tell the gender.

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  4. August 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    Yup Yup says:

    sorry “can’t tell their gender”

    Reply to Yup Yup
  5. August 19, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    WoodyWood says:

    I’m sweating like a pack of M&M’s in her pocket trying to come up with a caption. But, I’m just too disgusted!

    Reply to WoodyWood
  6. August 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    tina pa says:

    lordy lordy thats where the 40 got to

    Reply to tina pa
  7. August 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    CarGUY says:

    NO GENDER TEST REQUIRED!!!!!!

    I’m 100% HAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to CarGUY
  8. August 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Dirty Dog says:

    Do you have this skelethor tank, 1 size bigger?

    Reply to Dirty Dog
  9. August 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    WTF Chuck says:

    NOOO…No, No, No, No, No!!!

    Reply to WTF Chuck
  10. August 19, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Rizzo says:

    Sarah needs you to help find her g-sting she lost!

    Reply to Rizzo
  11. August 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    snook says:

    yet another one of jon gosselins new girlfriends

    Reply to snook
  12. August 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    In U says:

    Kelly Osbourne’s next album cover photo!

    Reply to In U
  13. August 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    camelicious says:

    if kelly clarkson and E. Honda from street fighter had a kid

    Reply to camelicious
  14. August 19, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Scorch_tx says:

    “I like this outfit, but do you think it clashes with my new blanket on the couch here?”

    Reply to Scorch_tx
  15. August 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    richard gere's dirty hamster says:

    With the discovery of his newest model, Russell Simmons has changed the name of Baby Phat to Phat Phuck for the launch of his fall line.

    Reply to richard gere's dirty hamster
  16. August 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Lawdy says:

    “Nik, you said you would call me after…”

    Reply to Lawdy
  17. August 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Marpat says:

    The reason we haven’t heard from P-Nazi in a while…

    Reply to Marpat
  18. August 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    dirtygirl says:

    Who the HELL submitted my picture?!?!?

    Reply to dirtygirl
  19. August 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Cason's Mom says:

    My 3 year old son saw that pic and asked me, “Mommy, is that a butt or a belly?”

    Reply to Cason's Mom
  20. August 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Slade says:

    Real Housewives of Mexico City.

    Reply to Slade
  21. August 19, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Pedro the Pirate says:

    That is the definition of Coyote Ugly

    Reply to Pedro the Pirate
  22. August 19, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Jillyweed says:

    She must work out.

    Reply to Jillyweed
  23. August 19, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Who??? Cares! says:

    Don’t you wish your girl friend was hot like me!!

    Reply to Who??? Cares!
  24. August 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    mini-me says:

    Knead the dough and bake at 350 degrees for-EVER!!!!

    Reply to mini-me
  25. August 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    WTF?! says:

    im FLabbergasted

    Reply to WTF?!
  26. August 19, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Deputy says:

    Apparently fishnet body stockings do have a breaking point. Who would have thunk it?

    Reply to Deputy
  27. August 19, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    I sell it by the pound an if ya buy 1 ya get 10 free!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  28. August 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    really? says:

    Seriously, What is remotely funny about this pic? It’s just disgusting. At least get funny pics up there nik! All the comments are lame by the way.

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  29. August 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Deputy says:

    Buddha is real!!!!!!

    Reply to Deputy
  30. August 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Burritos Nemesis says:

    hey baby, in case you were wondering, my garter belt size is “equator”…..

    Reply to Burritos Nemesis
  31. August 19, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Deputy says:

    And the number one reason why beer goggles at a bar are bad is…

    Reply to Deputy
  32. August 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Oregon Ducks says:

    I KNEW Chris Farley was still alive!!!!

    Reply to Oregon Ducks
  33. August 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    H.R.Puffing Stuff or Barney don’t have nothing compared to me!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  34. August 19, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    IpornAZ says:

    and thats the way the coo… ahem… skull crumbles

    Reply to IpornAZ
  35. August 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Ella says:

    “ya like my boooody”

    Reply to Ella
  36. August 19, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Jupiter Calling says:

    Hmmm, interesting; I have never seen cast nets used quite like that before… pink no less.

    Reply to Jupiter Calling
  37. August 19, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Eighter says:

    Winona Ryder before hair, makeup and airbrushing.

    Reply to Eighter
  38. August 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    That skull wife beater ruins everything.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  39. August 19, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Fingers says:

    NOW THAT’S ” HOT ” YOU COULD PUQUE!!

    Reply to Fingers
  40. August 19, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    J hit says:

    The new poster girl for the T.A.G. girls!!!

    Tits,Ass and Gut!

    Reply to J hit
  41. August 19, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Lo says:

    Amy Winehouse…….two months after rehab

    Reply to Lo
  42. August 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    jt says:

    she can hide more than a hand gun under that porch

    Reply to jt
  43. August 19, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Swag Off says:

    Ever wonder where McDonald’s gets its hamburger from?

    Reply to Swag Off
  44. August 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    WTF says:

    What Nik use to wake up to before he started “The Dirty ” !!!

    Reply to WTF
  45. August 19, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    BDUB says:

    Anybody down for a game of Twister?

    Reply to BDUB
  46. August 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Ana says:

    Victoria has a big *ss Secret

    Reply to Ana
  47. August 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    stfu says:

    you guys are fucking stupid, shes cute as hell, and im sure a better fuck then any of you asshats.

    Reply to stfu
  48. August 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Dirty212Soldier says:

    Her GUNT has a butt.

    Reply to Dirty212Soldier
  49. August 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    KKel says:

    The future of Playboy…..

    Reply to KKel
  50. August 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    PJ says:

    Purple crayon bait

    Reply to PJ

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