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Tony Fag? Please be funny and not racist.
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I’m sweating like a pack of M&M’s in her pocket trying to come up with a caption. But, I’m just too disgusted!
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Thats like reverse Whitesnake video from the 80′s.
That is the best!!
i see this homo all the time driving down lsd. get a new car homo..kit cars are slow and cheep….nice fin to
“there he is sir…there is the man who is leaning aginst my car” Police ” Arrest that topless beat chick…..”
*coughhomocough cough*
When did Richard Simmons go blonde?
“I’m trying to see if this car can get me T-bagged………As in Tony(f*gs) bagged a Shim, Man, Lady………Whatever”
I knew there was a reason I saved these pants from the 70′s…..
“White Rider” the new episodes…………Starring Tony F@gs as Michael…….His kit car as “Kit”
Probably the coolest Megan’s law website photo ever!
Boogie Nights 2: The Legend of Scotty
Got money that he pulls h*’s left and right… All you need is money and the prost’s can smell it.
Who says Jeri Curls are out of style?
T shirt not included
Tony F@g could not understand why there was a complete lack of responses, to his craigslist ad, asking for $45 for a good time.
Proof that luxury cars do not make trouts more attractive.
Helllooo Ladies…. STILL GOT IT!!!
THIS IS THE PRIME EXAMPLE THAT NO MATTER WHAT CAR YOU OWN OR STAND BY IF YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE THE LADIES OR MAYBE IN THIS CASE GUYS STILL WON’T FLOCK TO YOU.
“i dont need to wear Affliction or Ed Hardy to let people know im a douche, i scream it with my shirt off standing in front of my kit car”…
Do you guys think my accessories match my rims?
I thought he lost one arm in that car accident. He’s a good drummer still.
This is why you should never let David Hasselhoff drink around Rod Stewart.
its White Rider
Douche Buffer
Rick Flair immediately got an a$$ whoopin when I saw his pants scratched my ride!!
i think someone has been watching Magnum PI re-runs for far too long….
Do I make you horny baby… Do I?
I’m a f*g! I admit it.
my boner is so strong i broke my belt again
Yo Tony, REO Speedwagon called and they want their identity back.
Nik in 10 years, except he won’t have a Ferrari.
Now Kim Stewart can have sex with her dad without having sex with her dad.
Officer,No, please stop….. It’s mine
Just don’t look at the Vin #
Ferrari used to be my dream car. Thanks f*g!
is this megan fox on set for the new transformers movie?
Here I Go Again by Whitesnake plays in the background…
“hey baby, does this car make me look sexy?”
Hey Crocket…where’s Tubbs??
He can’t drive 55
f*gnum P.I.
I just found something scarier than the Ed Hardy Edition Ferrari of my nightmares
Nik Richie’s real dad exposed
Do these pants make me look gay?
In an effort to prove who has the most gaping anus ever, Tony F*g will attempt to stick an entire car up his ass.
Tony, just because your odometer rolled over and the mileage says 1, doesn’t mean it’s a new Ferrari.
David Hasselhoff 30 years ago
This is why you are not supposed to wear white after Labor Day…
The boots came with the car kit, the perm was my choice.
Dude, he is like the “F”ing Anti-Allen Alda from the 70/80′s…
Gee-ROSS!
Tony F*g does not have all of his parts.
Heaven for all female Whitesnake fans.
Hello…My name is f*g, Tony f*g
Now that HOOMAN has blown up, he finally decided to get a driver
“If you want my Fiero, and you think I’m sexy, c’mon honey let me knoooooow”
“Dispatcher, I got a 311 in progress @ Warren Dunes State Park off of Lake Michigan. Send the flat bed. Were gonna tow Tammy Baker and her kit car to the garage. 10-4 over and out.”
In chicago we don’t wear cowboy boots as cattle never wander down lakeshore drive nor do we wear white painter pants unless we are painting. At least if you want to go shirtless spend some time at the gym first. FYI the 80′s are over time for a new hair style.
Seeing that would even turn the most flaming gay man straight!!!
How do you even come up with a good caption for this pic? There are just so many things wrong and disgusting with this dude!!!
I’d hope that he was sterile but looking like that i’m sure even a hooker would deny him entry.
Is it sad that he doesn’t even have a friend to take the picture…thank god for tripods.
who is this guy?
my leather so soft
He looks like half the cast of “Dumb and dumbererer: The Golden Years of Lloyd and Harry”
How to ruin a Ferrari in one easy step.
Whos ready to make a music video?
“Do I make you horny baby?”
Typical dirty army member 25 years from now… but with a Ferrari.
“That’s right. Only two more trips to the salon and I’ll be the same color as the car.”
“Hey beautiful, only 144 more payments and this baby is all mine”
Every now and then a guy who drive a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it’s a Ferrari.,
Sorry baby, It’s never quite the same when you’re sober, is it?
We all have to live with our disappointments… I have to piss with mine.
A stallion like me pulls all the chicks…
HAHA……….That’s a good one, God!
red on the head like a d!ck on a dog!
I always thought the costumers would come to cheap street hookers with their car, not the other way around
“She’s My Cherry Pie!”
” I wonder if I were to lean back, just a little farther, if it would look like I have a GREG instead of a Vaja”?
Come ride my White Snake
I think he is ready for Star Brite!
WTF!!! I didn’t know Phillip Michael Thomas was white!!!!!
WTF!?!?!?!?!? I didn’t know Phillip Micheal Thomas was white!!!
This guy drives that car all over the freaking city in the rain, sleet and even the snow. He usually has some old hag wiht him in the passenger seat. When you look at them from a distance they look like 2 old cougars on the prowl.
“Standing by my mom’s hot wheel makes me look Jacked and Tan”
hes a undercover cop
The boots were free when I bought the belt..