Caption of the Day


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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

REAL SGM? Please be funny and not racist.

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  1. August 26, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Tampa Tom says:

    Not SGM. Real SGM use 3 fingers when checking a tiger’s fluid levels.

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  2. August 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Grammar Police says:

    SGM is the following individuals:
    1. Nik
    2. Samantha Ronson
    3. Street Fighter Ken, a f-ing cartoon.

    Anybody see the gangland spoof on youtube of the scissor gang mafia? Also, asians, like actual I live in Japan and am visiting Disneyland asian, started the scissor gang mafia. Every asian tourist rocks the sgm

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  3. August 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    a says:

    the tiger is thinking, “damn im hungry, but i hate noodles”…

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  4. August 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    a says:

    ” i give this tiger a ride he never forget..peace”

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  5. August 26, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    carl says:

    anybody who sits on a big ass tiger is a real SGM member haha.

    Reply to carl
  6. August 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    ... says:

    nice to see nik took down the post about the car accident…

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  7. August 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    BEN! says:

    REAL SGM.

    Reply to BEN!
  8. August 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Connman says:

    Someone has been letting things go for too long. Trim the fur lady. Trim the fur.

    Reply to Connman
  9. August 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    ian says:

    How we get him in van to make Sweet and Sour Khicken?…

    Reply to ian
  10. August 26, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    RU Serious says:

    two dolla, me love you long time tiga…

    Reply to RU Serious
  11. August 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    ang420 says:

    ” I give this tiger 2 seconds before he smells my noodles and eats me”

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  12. August 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Robin says:

    “I will take 2 prease. This should make good dinner for the village.”

    Reply to Robin
  13. August 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Bupster says:

    Trying real hard to prove to nik that even smoodles can be in the SGM catagory…..Though its probably a FAIL

    Reply to Bupster
  14. August 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    hammer time says:

    Burrito is 2 times the pussy this is

    Reply to hammer time
  15. August 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    T says:

    I smell noodles…but where the hell is my food?

    Reply to T
  16. August 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    soogma dieg says:

    she should be the godmother of sgm. that tiger is ****ing HUGE!!!!!! i don’t care how tame they say that thing is. i’ve seen those television shows where “tamed” animals snap. that lady is REAL SGMGM (scissor gang mafia god mother).

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  17. August 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Super Tramp says:

    Tiger Wood’s mom has lost her mind, thats a real Tiger.

    Reply to Super Tramp
  18. August 26, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Tiger, “Damn – too bad I had Chinee for dinner last night”.

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  19. August 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Tiger: “Dang it, I just washed myself. Now I smell like Noodles”

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  20. August 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    ladym says:

    Quick call Nik Richie and check if I sissor gang mafia

    Reply to ladym
  21. August 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Jbet says:

    her husband wont eat the tiger penis so she left him

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  22. August 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Cougar Killer says:

    Always heard asians eat cats…Most be a family reunion coming soon for a cat that size.

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  23. August 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Hehe says:

    Hehehe best caption!!! I thought it was a good one…HOW DO I GET MY TSHIRT NIK???

    Reply to Hehe
  24. August 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    britneyrobin says:

    eye of the tiger

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  25. August 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Jamblaster says:

    Get this noodle off me. She’s starting to smell.

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  26. August 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    K says:

    Tiger: what’s that noodle-y smell?

    What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.

    Reply to K
  27. August 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    TRIZ says:

    Tony does the Phillipines

    Reply to TRIZ
  28. August 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Um no says:

    This is for the latest porno:
    “Crouching Tiger, Smelly Noodle”

    Reply to Um no
  29. August 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Rizzo says:

    FAKE SGM. Real SGM ride lions

    Reply to Rizzo
  30. August 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    willis says:

    kim jong il loves tigers

    Reply to willis
  31. August 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    D-ARMY says:

    THAT IS ONE BIG HAIRY PUSSY?

    Reply to D-ARMY
  32. August 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    BigG says:

    “Peace”, Famous last words

    Reply to BigG
  33. August 26, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Maxwell says:

    Crouching (on) Tiger, Eaten Asian

    Reply to Maxwell
  34. August 26, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    F says:

    I will ride you like a tiger. Five Dollas

    Reply to F
  35. August 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    DURANTE says:

    The flash is so bright the is tiger squinting just like…well nevermind.

    Reply to DURANTE
  36. August 26, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Cutenbored says:

    “…It’s da eye of tiger, it’s frill of da fight, rise up to da challenge of our rifle, an da last no sirfivor…”

    Reply to Cutenbored
  37. August 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Real SGM. That tiger doesn’t realize he’s just going to be another pair of shoes in Imelda’s closet soon enough.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  38. August 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Jackson says:

    He eat two my children. I not leave till he poops them out!

    Reply to Jackson
  39. August 26, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Dirty Dom says:

    Now thats some ASIAN P*SSY

    Reply to Dirty Dom
  40. August 26, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Not real SGM, but real SGM don’t F*CK with her.

    Reply to Anonymous
  41. August 26, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    E says:

    The tiger was going to eat her but realized he’d just be hungry again in an hour.

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  42. August 26, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Iquitous says:

    Not real SGM, but the tiger is.

    Reply to Iquitous
  43. August 26, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    AZ says:

    Are you kidding me? 100% legit..

    Reply to AZ
  44. August 26, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    el scorcho says:

    Confucius say: Scissor gang mafia good for giant pussy

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  45. August 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Rick OShea says:

    I’m not lion… tiger rides two dollas.

    Reply to Rick OShea
  46. August 26, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Wayne-0 says:

    Someone call Sigfreid.!!! CAUSE ROY HAS BEEN REPLACED!

    Reply to Wayne-0
  47. August 26, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Jamison says:

    it was his first asin-real SGM

    Reply to Jamison
  48. August 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    JohnDoe24 says:

    The only tiger with smaller balls than Garfield.

    Reply to JohnDoe24
  49. August 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    cdub says:

    dat’s gangsta

    Reply to cdub
  50. August 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Naked Lady Golf Tees (No longer a lover of Blonkey) says:

    Lady: “People always said I have a big p*ssy and I have no idea why”

    Reply to Naked Lady Golf Tees (No longer a lover of Blonkey)

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