THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dania, she looks like a transvestite. She wears WAY too much makeup and this girl is out all the time with a different guy, if she doesn’t go out with one she will definitely be going home with one. If you buy her a drink you just won the golden ticket to her v*gina. Some advice lay off the cr*ck pipe.
Wait, that has to be a dude.- nik