THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I guess he really showed you with the headline! See the attached. He runs this down so much that they didn’t even state his name. Instead he will be known as as thedirty.com target. WHAT A TOOL!!!
The Burrito sure paid a lot of money for one little sentence?- nik
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Nice, what a tool box
Tool shed is more like it.
I LOL’ed.
Nik, if you had any pull… or any balls.. you would have stopped this dead in its tracks.
You’ve been OWNED!
i think i’d feel more owned if I paid 20k and got a sentence that made me look like a b*tch. especially after the email? i know this site is hills-like at times, but if it’s real, it’s funny, if it’s fake, good story arc, I am into it either way. F- to the burrito!
Crobar hasnt been cool in almost a decade.
Crobar is for the gays
They couldn’t even get that sentence right. “Special DJ set by of one the thedirty.com chicago’s favorite Targets.” Who wrote that?
why’s it wrong?
apparently you don’t read so good.
don’t read so well*
hahaha people need to go to school..
a mis-spelled sentence…
wow… how can he take himself seriously?
This is all FAKE to drive more traffic
^ name says it all
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Burrito and Nik prom pictures… coming soon
Crobar hasn’t been relevant since Rodman had pink hair on the bulls.
because is effin fake you idiots
Nik – 167 / Burriot – 0
Obviously it’s fake. The sentence has errors in it, so that should be a big hint that nik put that in there since he’s a moron.
Muahahahahahahahaha!! $20K for that footnote??!!!!
He got burrittoed for sure!!
Crobar is a complete joke filled with middle eastern dudes and underage orange trash chicks. If you asked a Chicagoan if they go to Crobar, they’d laugh in your face.
Nik will Fit right in!!
true story.
Nik,
Just wanted to give you a heads up of what you are in store for. My wife and I moved to Chicago from Newport Beach about 2 years ago (unfortunatel job transfer).. So basically what you are going to find is that anyone-male or female that is above a 7 moved to So Cal away from the midwest. What you are left with are a bunch of wannabe boys and beat chicks trying to be cool. Usually about 3 years behind the trend so be prepared to see plenty of Ed Farty and Assfliction. This city has the worst #2 selection in history.. Guess is, there is a Polish Hack running around giving rack jobs for blowj*bs. Overall, the City is cool and the people are pretty nice (other than the blacks who are extremely racist) but the club scene and eye candy is a 4 at best.. Good luck and have fun!
Because he’s never been there before…
This thing is so fake its rediculous. Niks billing is $10k MAX prob more like $5k. You could have nik at a gay prom party dressed as a goat for $20k
LOLOL
almost as ridiculous as your spelling…
$1 drinks all night long Nik? What kinda low lifes are you trying to attract to a Dirty party?
I know nik is all about trying to chill with real people (rich or broke as long as you’re not faking it) but $1, dude? I might have to take this bum that chills on my corner just for laughs. Get him twisted.
The above posted ad is real, all you have to do is check Crobar’s website.
$1 drinks all night long? Classy place for the “burrito” and Nik! Nice immunity tour Nik!
Will he bring his guns and deck of cards?
LOL – Nik is a club promoter!
Crobar sux all of the ugly people in Chicago go there.
The sentence reads fine people, you just don’t know how to read properly.
No it doesn’t, you idiot.
It should read “Special set by one of” not “of one.”
clubs in chicago suck
Kick his a$$ Seabass
That”s Burrito’s idea of top billing? Have him play ‘ Low Rider’
IMASINNER – how does “set by of one” make any sense? A properly constructed form of that sentence would have been:
Special DJ set by one of The Dirty.com Chicago’s favorite targets.
A better form would have been:
Special DJ set by one of the Dirty.com’s favorite Chicago targets.
Granted, that would imply that Burrito is one of his favorite targets in Chicago, and we know that with the exception of Frog, Burrito is probably one of his favorite targets overall.
tool
nik thinks we care, we don’t.
Wow you guys who believe this S**t are stupid, this is a big publicity stunt to get people to go to crobar.
the place is gonna be dead tonite. I’m expecting to get one of those text messages from crobar around 12ish saying, “get over here now…the place is packed!! You’re missing out on a great night” …. only when you get there there is no one. Sad but true.
I hear Crobar gets pretty ghetto on the $1 beer nights. I wouldn’t know, I haven’t been there since I had a fake and liked clubs like that.
i stole his pizza
The burrito wasn’t there
“of one” was the incorrect part bright ones. It should say “one of”. That’s the only typo. Oh and early someone said ” you obviously don’t read good”. That would correctly be said “you obviously don’t read WELL..” Junior high english, hello.
fake fake fake yurp
u guys are so dumb if u think the burrito is real. sum1 came on here b andsad i was a gay friend of theirs who doesthis to make f of all the guys wh really act like this. theres no way any of thethings his guy does is real. even if he was a millionaire, wouldn spnd 20 grand just to do this. i think the burrito is the funniest pat of this site so i dont care, but u gotta know this isnt real. there is a post under one of his many pics that says who he is!!!!!!!!!!!!! its all a joke