DJ Burrito Thinks He Is Hardcore, Already Ruining My Chi-Town Trip
It was only a matter of time before he found out I was coming to Chicago… Look what he emailed me:
Dude, you are such a loser. I don’t care and I hate to break it to you THE BURRITO, but it usually works the other way around. Clubs pay DJ’s to spin. You need to chill out.- nik
WOW, HOW FAKE IS THAT EMAIL….NICE PROMO OF YOURSELF NIK….BURRITO WE ALL KNOW IS A PERSONA YOU MADE UP, HE WAS TAKING PICTURES WITH YOU IN VEGAS. ALSO, WHO SAYS I HEAR YOUR COMING THE “THE CROWBAR IN CHICAGO”, WHEN HE’S ALREADY TALKING ABOUT BEING IN CHICAGO
the dirty has become the national enquirer, pathetic! a year ago it was great now it is just stupid bs.
…you’re still on here posting you pathetic loser
yep, once every couple of weeks f*g! use to be on several time a day. keep believing the bs retard!
nik you should just throw the party at another club then burrito f@g will have no one at his lame a$$ party that he paid 25 k for…. what a clown this guy is!!!
Hey retard on second thought i have this great real estate investment call me it pays good sucker!
I have to agree Nik… Shameless plug…
Nik makes up all his BS Hype emails… the burrito the tiny boxer dude,,, Nik is done son,,, done. Every body is on to his sh#t including is x-staff.
Real Dj’s Spin Vinyl………….Just sayin……….
agreed. nik is f**king lame. he makes up so much stuff. now he “shuts clubs down all over the country”… lol! omg nik ur pathetic. oh remember when mtv was calling him begging him not to show tony turbos face?! hahaha. we get it nik. ur done.
Burrito: I give you mad props for punking Nik Richie.
Christian Milano
He is lame! Who brags about being declined multiple times and finally having to pay $20 grand just to be at your appearance? Get security Nik; this guy is a stage five clinger! I bet he still plays “Baby Got Back in his song line up. Lame!
dude baby got back is a club must you sound dumb
it’s fake stop buying in to niks shameless self promotion
What a douche bag Burritto is that he does not understand it cost him $20,000 just to put up with his troll ass for a few hours. Even the worst pencil di*k DJ gets paid at the local dive club to spin…What a mental midget LOSER.
You seriously believe that?
wtf. this has gotta be fake. He is actually paying 20k to upstage you? that has got to be the saddest most pathetic thing I have ever read in my life.
Burrito:
I havent gotten on decks in at least 7 years, and i guarantee i would dust your pathetic *ss…
You had to pay to be the dj, how sad is that!! LOL…
It’s hysterical that this Mexican claims to have spent $25,000 to DJ with an additional $5,000 for a table.
REAL players don’t pay for a thing in the clubs.
Idiot
“REAL players don’t pay for a thing in the clubs.”
Celebrities and 30k milli promoters may not pay but real players rack up massive tabs and pay it without giving a crap. Shows what you know.
this cant be real. you couldnt write an email to embarrass this guy any worse. what a complete tool. and take that damn card off your head
robbie z06 ur a stroke.
nik must be bored. his fake emails are getting worse and worse all the time…
who cares? Crobar sucks anyway.
Next Nik will be meeting CinniTwist in a 20ft cage match!
Lame fake promoter BS
So true…
The night of the event…. his Capital One credit card will decline. Nik has nothing to worry about. Burrito will be in line with a crisp $20 bill trying to get in like everyone else.
This guys needs to be on heavy sedatives… way out of control.. Put the bottle down Dueche Bag!!!
nik is such a loser. crobar sucks. it’s about 7yrs past its prime. as a matter of fact the whole chicago “scene” is dead.
Couldn’t agree more.
Bunch of D-Bags in the clubs. I stick to bars now.
by the way, is the Z06 making reference to the Corvette? WTF is that?
JASON M5
Corvette is the biggest piece of sh*t ever.
says the guy who has probably never been in one
Burrito is the biggest loser of all time!! We all decided.
haha, mr. burrito is wack! whats a waste of money and life he is.
That might be the most retarded email I have ever read. real or fake.. doesn’t matter
what a f*cking queer this guy is. Nik you need to tell the owners that if he is allowed in you aren’t coming. they will do it in a heart beat.
not if they already made 25K..ahaha if the burrito spins they will come to watch him BOMBBBB
Dishing 25K to attempt to “upstage” you? I think that means you win, Nik.
agreed. Even funnier if Nik decided not to even go to that club at all. Douche would have raked out “all that cash” for nothing.
yo burrito
you are a LOSER! everyone hates you. go crawl in a hole and never come out
wasn’t he and nik hanging-out in vegas? I call BS.
Doucherito, don’t you just realize just just admitted on the internet you have to pay to DJ an event. Most of us are paid 5k-20k to do this. So in otherwords you suck so much noone wants to hire you unless you cover their loss of bussiness? Ha, Ha, Ha! Enjoy little man hope your investment is worth the 2hrs of bad music fun you’ll have.
I want to fly to Chicago and Club punch the F*ck out of this douche.
Burrito,
with all that money why don’t you pay for my flight and I’ll come give you a good old southern a$$ whoopin.
uyour an idiot if you think this email is rea El Burrito might as well be trademarked y thedirty – hes just a character here just like like “nik itchie” name
Real DJs also dont wear lip gloss.
ahahahah he wasted 25K on his pride. What a sh*t-finger.
are you f*cking kidding me? 20k paid to spin? Nik, just show up with the hottest tail and smile and show up and announce free burritos for everyone.
Bless his little hanky wearing, card stuffing, self-intoxicating heart. Why doesn’t he just pay for a bj and call it a night.
Peace!
maybe crobar will spend some of the 25 he dropped on them to pay for drinks for you and dirty celeb hopefuls!
The Burrito really showed up Nik on this one.
If he spends another $ 100,000 maybe he can rent out the whole club and fill it with his friends (stuffed animals).
Then Nik won’t even be able to get in.
hah that was pretty good.
haha good 1
Nice fake email. You two must be close if you had to come up with some scheme to have him dj at your event. Kinda lame.
WOW paying 20K to spin at a club is extremely lame. I don’t know of a DJ that pays to here himself spin….and that much $$. You’re a no name DJ who probably still lives with your parents! You don’t run anything except for maybe game on your family tree. Good luck homo.
Queer as a $3 bill.
yes it all looks real Mr. McMahon…
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. he paid someone 20K to LET him DJ !?!!?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. what a f*cking loser! i wonder if he knows how pathetic that is. Wow, buddy, clubs are supposed to pay YOU hahaha. Oh man.
love you nik!
hahaha
EXACTLY – its a fake email!
Is he a f-ing retard!
Fake
Looking back at everything….I am pretty sure everything is fake including all the Frog emails
did you read the email? how is nik being upstaged when burrito is dropping 25k? this is a huge win for nik…
Dude these E-mails are not even believable anymore who is that dumb. Step up your game NIk! you are looking like a retard with all of these fake e-mails
I agree
tell the waitress that your drinking on the DJ’s tab
this email is such crap…what a liar. we love you Nik!!!!!!!!
Pay for play? Ha! I’ll upstage you both. I’ll have my IPod plugged into my AUX in my Toyota Camry. Club Crow Bar parking lot! Be there or be square..
He could be upstaged by cassette tape and an old boom box. Oh wait he has!
Nik can be upstaged by anybody- hes a little pack rat
I think the burrito thinks he’s ALWAYS under water. Hence, the lips pluggin his nose in every picture…
I have a copy of Robbie’s latest CD and it is awesome!! I must of listened to it like 100 times. Can’t wait to see him Spin Saturday!! He is so HOT!
Take another hit my child.
The urritos the man, dont be a follower- jump off his nuts and see how awesome the character of Robz06 is
I would but he just won’t take his mouth off of my c*ck.
God! This guy is a f*cking loser!!! Who seriously pays a bar to DJ there. they wouldn’t even take his ass for $10,000 hahaha! Wow! I think he has a crush on you Nik. For reals.
whats with the lip thing!!! does anyone have a bat…smack the dic head…..what a stupid mexican!!..i bet hes about 5ft tall
nik i dig your site but that swagger you carry around with you won’t fly in chicago. this ain’t dallas, seattle, or AZ homie. you say the wrong thing to a dude out here you’ll get knocked the f$ck out.
f*ggette!
Jetson come down to AR Arizona, we dont throw puches, we let choppers go
Betcha he plays Funky Cold Medina
Lol!!!! He has to pay $20K so they can let him play!! WTF?? And are those stretch marks on his lips?
LMAO ALL YOU IDIOTS ARE TALKING LIKE THIS IS A CREDIBLE NEWS SITE. THIS IS, AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN, A BLOG. NOTHING BUT OPINIONS OF PEOPLE, NOT REAL NEWS. OF COURSE IT’S LIKE THE ENQUIRER. MORONS.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRRRR
If this is real, talk about man crush! lol…. Nik should be worried why this clown is all about him?…..Spooky!
look out nik!
Wow “the burrito” ur so pathetic.
IS THAT PLACE EVEN STILL OPEN? IVE NEVER HEARD A GOOD THING ABOUT IT…
Nik i beat you again!!! and again!!! and again!!!! For I am The BUrrito!!!!!! On aanother note I can’t wait to see you in ChicAGO baby we are going to get down, get down!
You are a walking poster child for birth control. You have to PAY THE CLUB $20,000 to put up with your LOSER TROLL ACT for a few hours. Pimpled faced DJ’s just out of high school even get paid to spin at clubs. But your act is so lame you have to spend big dollars to get your NO TALENT ASS IN THE DOOR..LMAO
are u the retarded one? it’s all fake
Ah we have gone back to the well again.
The Burrito is back.
First Leper and now him.
Does that mean we will be seeing Frog again soon?
How about Alien?
old….
Serious question. Is the burrito retarded or handicapp? he looks like it.
Oh this guy is the shit….I mean who hasn’t heard of him DJ=ing….please…Burrito..I think you watched one to many Rambo movies…. and a playing card in you bandana?????You may as well write loser on your forehead dude…. is there like some dropout high school chick you trying to impress or something…look I know you took a beating in high school a lot… but you have to get past that pal…tell you what instead of watching Rambo again… why dont you go watch like the Breakfast Ckub or something…. then you can see how even nerds can be seen as normal people…
I hope he’s got overdraft protection and a low interest rate. BTW, nice lip gloss.
all i know is i hate THE BURRITO’s ugly ass mug…
I love Nik Rickie. Everyone else can suuuuck it.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Nik, sometimes I hate you and sometimes I love you. In Burrito times, though, you are bulletproof. This is fantastic.
yo that queer picture pose with his lips all puckered up likes gonna fucking kiss the tip of some f*gots greg is getting a little f*cking annoying. somebody please shoot those glossy things off!
Google nik, you’ll see it’s another one of his cons
That DJ has to be the ugliest DJ I have ever seen. And we all know that Nik Richie can be a shameless self promototer but all of you still come and read all the “BS” he writes. But as for the DJ…PATHETIC. You have to pay your way to the top when Nik Richies bullsh*t can get him a table in VIP and headlining a club. Sure as hell didn’t cost him 25K
No person would pay 20k to DJ at a stupid club and then another 5k to take a reality bloggers vip table. Just a dumb story.
This dude was dumb enough to pay $20k to get 2 hours as a DJ? He could have offered you the $20k and gotten billing and been even more popular by DJing the whole night. …what a toolbag!
crobar is corny. it’s chalk full of suburban douchebaggery.
Wow you guys who believe this S**t are stupid, this is a big publicity stunt to get people to go to crobar.
This queer is annoying… get a life Burrito
what a loser he paid to Dj no real dj pays to play at a club what a stupid ass
He never even showed up. It was probably a huge publicity stunt on all ends.
Douchebags like this make me feel as cool as he thinks he is…homo
Man, I am so sick of this kind of stuff. Why do people do things like this? What is the point? That you have money? Who cares bro. Everyone is making fun of you calling you a burrito and talkin smack about you being a DJ that pays clubs instead of it being vice-versa.
I dont know how old you are but you need to grow up. You cant be a burrito forever. Or you will lose all of your money very quickly.
all i have to say is that fukin lame ass dude aka burrito is fukin whck and i know who spins in the vip room @ crobar and for not him not even for a guest spot he is not worth 20 grand this mother fuker is whack and a fukin lame burrito if u need a real battle let this real dj/producer show ya how its done u fukin lame ass fagget ass mofo and for the record the owner @crobar doesnt pay his dj’d not even close to 20 grand hahahahaha what a fukin lame o yea did i for get i work at crobar and burrito ur not even worth to listen to fukin prick
anyone who knows anything about crobar or the industry at all is laughing so hard right now.you dont pay to spin in the vip,and i dont believe for one second that you bought a table for 5k ‘out from under’ nik,tables at crobar are free,when you get bottle service,but i wouldnt expect a welfairionair like yourself to know that.