THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out The Burrito at the Chicago-Scene boat party fully equipped w/his water pistol, crisp ace of spades, and bottle of Belve…oh, and a black glove? Pretty sweet!
He is a bonified celebrity in Chicago. I heard he is charging $5K a gig to DJ… you are welcome “The Burrito”.- nik
[Images: Chicago Scene]
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Is that a sock in his pants or a bag of YAY!!
Yay, I did a bump from it!
hahaha 5k per gig and cant even afford a decent equipment check out thouse cdj200 muahahaha )))
Nik made him a star when he had dinner with him in Vegas…..It looked like they were friends so everyone thinks he is cool now. You ought to charge people to eat with you….apparently they get paid.
I don’t care if it’s fake or not, I love seeing the Master Do*che at work… sure beats seeing beat-@$$ Richie Rexic on here
this is b*llsh*t, i have never this POS in life, I did not see him at the boat party, and I refuse to beleive this Dbag reps Chicago, someone kill him?
Dude, this guy is really from Chi and some girls I know were on his boat that day. Saw the pics. They said they were never more scared in their lives than the ride back to the harbor cuz “Robbie” as he insisted on being called was shooting his gun into the air like a cowboy as he drove the boat recklessly back to the dock. The girls said once they realized they were on the “Burrito’s” boat it was too late. Although one of the pics I saw was him getting with on of my friends so go figure. Why do chicks like such DB’s?
I thought it had been determined that this guy is basically just a ghetto clown, isn’t this just a costume for him… Props to him if he is making money off it, though I wouldn’t book him for any kid parties!
This guy is a banker who is gay. This is his character he calls “worlds biggest douche” he does it on purpose, its an act.
No one cares now that you get along. It was funny when he threatened you now it’s just lame.
Holy crap, is that a different pair of jeans?
I was at this event….he kept playing “La Bamba” and “Lowrider” continously all night.
Cheap DJ equipment. He’s a step lower that all the “myspace” dj’s out there.
robbie/burrito owned chi boat party!
Need my help Nik?
He took me back.Thats why ive been gone
Facebook and twitter weren’t working today, some hacker’s attack is taking those websites down. Maybe burrito started shutting down the internet?
The bottom pic is the first time I have EVER seen him not making that douche bag same face. Props to the camera person for catching that extremely rare photo…
Look at the first picture. This ass clown is 5′ 7″ a buck forty max. The SHIM on his left is as big as him
“bonafide” — nice education you received at MVHS, d-bag!
I like the way THE LITTLE FELLA makes his mouth look like a “Booty Hole”! Hes soooo cute ….and LIL ahhhhhhhh
ANd THE BELT…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH
I’m seriously waiting for the post that reports that tool just shot his dick off.
His face, uggghhhhh!
Is it possible for anyone to take this guy’s top spot on the DB list?
Impossible, this guy will always be the “Ace of DB’s”
um…..never seen em anywhere, nor herd em anywhere…….. so where does he dj??? …. 5k??? riiiiiiight
He looks like he has small pen* syndrome
Fail.
I SEE POKEMON ON THE WRIST BAND.NARUTO?
THE GIRL ON LEFT HAS SOMETHING COIMG OUT OF HER STOMACH. BURRITO JR, MAYBE?
Im so sick of that fish face he makes,does he really think thats cool or sexy? hes an effn creeper.
Nik…. You should put some pictures together of this douche and play the don’t be a DOUCHE BAG song in the back round..
I love the Burritto
It’s funny to read people’s reactions to his DBness when they’re not hip to the joke.
I cant even believe this guy is serious.
Boats and Hos Yo!
We were on his boat. He is easy to spot, has a huge flag pole with a flag that has a symbol of something, not sure but I think it was a $ sign or something like that. I gotta say Burrito throws some sick ass parties. Boat had train horns, nitrious jets, snow machines and all the YAY you could want. Total party. Loved it. Love him!!
Nik, what ever happened to the burrito saying he was going to hunt you down and kill you? he’s a pussy
I was on his boat last Sat. He dropped some made tracks and afterwards we went down below decks and he showed me why he is a superstar!! Love Robbie Z!!
I would really like to see him playing with that pussy gun…so he could spend awhile in jail…
if he is so rich then why cant he afford a shirt?
i have never seen his picture with a shirt on,
This whole thing got started as a joke on another site where he is a member … Pictures of NEY JERSEY douche bags with puckered lips and orange tans were posted and the website members started mocking the Jersey Douches by taking ridiculous pictures of themselves … Obviously Robbie did the best impersonation and has kept the STCHICK going on … It’s fake but maybe the joke is getting old. Either way his parties look FUN!
I loooooooooooooove Rob!!! I always have fun on his boats hes a really cool guy hes got $$ & his own companies hes a pimp! luv u boo
he used to post all his pics a car forum. zobbie z06 was his handle.. he did it for jokes and kept it going for laughs.
omg i think ive been on his boat before!! but he wasnt dressed in burrito costume…
If this guy is a legit DJ who is clocking 5K a gig then why is he rocking out with Pioneer CDJ400s and a mixer which was made in 2002.
As for the shtick of him playing up to the 30K Milli, DB over stated outfits…KUDOS. Even if he doesnt have a dime to his name, gets no *ss he sure as &hit has more fun then 87% of people who go out. Laugh People Life is too short….
we need tpain behind screamin “im on a boat, a boat m*otherf*cker, on a boat”………..(See t-pain/sanburg – On a boat)
Chicago Tools who love his parties have no idea what a real party is. Ugly town full of guidos. Dude smokes dode.
THIS GUY IS ALWAYS AROUND SOME SHE BOYS! NEVER ANY GOOD LOOKING WOMEN.