THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Have you seen Hef’s new girlfriend Melissa Taylor? Hef refuses to say she is an official girl (my guess is he is embaressed of her) she says she lives in the playmate house, but I hear she lives in room #5 at the mansion.
Why would you want to live at the Mansion unless you hated having sex? Dating Hef is the same thing as taking an act of celibacy.- nik