Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | August 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Does this even need a description? Horseface gracing the cover of Playboy. Hef’s standards are seriously sh*tty, and talking about sh*tty, doesn’t she look like she just popped out of someones a**hole??
Does she actually get naked or is this one of those cover tricks? Can someone send me the pictures so I can post them and save people the money.- nik
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EGORDON says:
No nudity
to EGORDONVenice! Moneymike!@ says:
any1 can pose for p.boy these days,, hef has downgraded his high standards.. its pathetic we have this nasty trolls who r nobody posing ? these b*tches r proud to show their naked stank p*ssy 2 the world when they dont even get paid?? lol..yupp u b*tches dont get paid !!! u cant deny it!! lol u do it for exposure!??! just to brag?? wut a f*kin joke!!! how sad I just thought every1 should know the truth .they do not get paid unless they r a big celebrity.. My ex did it she was pathetic just like the rest.. what a joke!
to Venice! Moneymike!@yummy says:
2 girls one cup.. yum yum
to yummy90210 says:
Save people rhe money, LOL
Do you think people will actually buy this issue? She is a fake as* poser celeb-wannabe, she is gross gross gorss grosss!!!!!
to 90210=-) says:
why did they put her on cover, she is ugly and is a bi*ch
to =-)LaDeeDah says:
i read an interview with her and she said she does NOT get naked in it..
to LaDeeDahgrumpybanana says:
she doesn’t really get naked. LAME!
to grumpybananaBlondie says:
Cover tricks, you see nadda
to BlondieJess says:
Who approved that cover photo? She looks horrible, what kind of face is that???
to JessTR says:
When you’re a more horse-faced version of Torrie Spelling, you’re a horse face. Worst PB cover of all-time, that includes the one with Seth Rogan. How is her body so dirty, but not her hair or airbrushed face? Terrible modeling job- she looks as blank as….well, she is. I’d rather beat it to Lady Gregga’s bulge.
to TRVenice! Moneymike!@ says:
if torry the horse can do pb mag then so can my fat grouchy grandmother, she hates me!.. PLAYBOY MAG IS A JOKE ..THEY PUT ANYONES STANK P*SSY ON THE MAG>>> HEF MY GRANNY WILL DO IT>>> OOOPS NEVERMIND I FORGOT U DONT PAY THE AVEAGE GIRLS CUZ THEYRE DESPERATE AND GRATEFUL just to claim oh Im a playmate… hahah get the f*ck outa here u free bimbo! ooh.. no!! not my granny, u gotta pay n*ggah!!!
to Venice! Moneymike!@Your Girl Toodles says:
Any girl could be a “Heidi”….fake blond hair…fake tatas, fake tan…she seemed really sweet and innocent at the beginning of “The Hills”, then Spencer (greaseball)came along.
to Your Girl Toodles.... says:
HATE that dumb b/*ch
to ....Special K says:
there will be a sex tape by the end of the year
to Special KSaucy says:
Agreed. You called it….. Wait, ewwww I just thought of it, lol! How incredibly weird & akward & NONsexy!!! Blehh!!!!
to SaucyElla says:
That photo just looks nasty….she does look like she is covered in dung. Maybe her own. I think something smells…..
to Ellabeantown says:
her face is soooo long
to beantownJohn C@cktoasten says:
Whose idea was it to give her a Cleveland Steamer before shooting the pic?
to John C@cktoastenYour Girl Toodles says:
I love Chevy Chase(Fletch I believe) however thanks to you I now get what a Cleveland steamer is……ugh
to Your Girl ToodlesAMANDA S. says:
HEIDI SUCKS LITERALLY AND SO DOES HER LOW LIFE BF THEY MAKE A GREAT PAIR I REALLY WISH SOMEONE WOULD OFF THEM SO WE WOULDNT SEE THEIR UGLY ANNOYING FACES ANYMORE
to AMANDA S.Banger says:
You look like that after sleeping next to a piece of crap.
to BangerBNZ says:
Looks like the bunny logo shaved into a hairy gut.
to BNZlol says:
they covered half her face because shes so fug!!!!!
to lolhey now says:
playboy is obviously scraping the bottom of the barrel. they just had that disgusting mess lisa rinna a few months back, and apparently they just announced that JENNA JAMESON is up next. you know a magazine has gone downhill when the best they can come up with is a woman everyone and their mother has seen naked, years after people stopped wanting to see her naked.
to hey nowVenice! Moneymike!@ says:
amen!!!
to Venice! Moneymike!@woody says:
way too many miles for playboy…its sad, they were doing alright and it really has tanked.
to woodyRandal P says:
I will show Playboy what I think of their selection of chicks – I promise you I am canceling – others should do so also. I am even sending that magazine (unopened) back and telling them to remove me from the renewal list. They can even keep my remaining issues- if the have not gone bankrupt before my subscription expires.
to Randal PHmmm says:
For a man who spews out the words who*re and sk@nk daily, and then states they have Daddy issues…..I find it strange you would have a Playboy subscription……what a f@cking hypocrite!!!!
to HmmmOur Man Flint says:
Playboy has been going to the ‘crapper’ for years. Because I don’t want to drag my PC into the washroom…Hardee Har Har.
to Our Man FlintBS says:
WHO CARES about this beat chick? STOP propping her failed career up!
to BSKara mian Hoo man says:
I care.
to Kara mian Hoo manword says:
nobody givs a damn bout this sl*t. shes not even that hot.and no all nude pics are even in the issue.prob why they have mud coverin half her bod.
to wordyeah says:
anybody can go to the playboy mansion these days anybody!!! seriously!! its a f*kin joke.. hef is a joke ,,, being w/ those 3 bimbos.. the bug eyed yellow hair black eyebrow main [removed] who looks super old [removed] tried to trap him, the fat ugly dorky troll who looks like and old whale then the white tomboy sell out wannabe black horse face!! f*kn hookers nothing to b proud of sleeping with an old man.. ! gross b*tches got booted now he has 2 mongolian ugly white trash looking scally wags.. joke!!
to yeahPolitico Pablo says:
Guess I’m the only Heidi fan. Should be getting this month’s Playboy, will let you know.
to Politico PabloYour Girl Toodles says:
I’ve always been grossed out by the thought of them actually sleeping with him…. Grandpa?
to Your Girl ToodlesLesson for the Ignorant says:
Terrible cover! She needs to just release the sex tape already.
to Lesson for the IgnorantPlayboy looks like one of those lame softcore magazines (FHM,etc) says:
Oh wait.-IT is a lame softcore magazine.
Piece of crap cover…the Playboy “board of directors” recently fired his daughter Christy as editor after she helped run a once successful magazine even further into the ground (she did get a honey of a deal for a severance package, though). Just a matter of time until it also goes out of business.
I do think the old man has lived a fun life. I’m sure he doesn’t give an f anymore.
to Playboy looks like one of those lame softcore magazines (FHM,etc)310 says:
Playboy isnt s*it and the sl*ts that spread their legs aint sh*t! if thats your only claim to fame I feel sorry for u girls. oh look at me Im a playmate.. B*tch shut the f*ck up! oh wow pamela, demi moore and other celebrities did it thats doesnt make the magazine or u any better. wowww big f*ckin deal. atleast they got bank and u hoes only get bragging rights.?? . nothing to brag about!. Yall are some sad b*tches! Keep your close on and legs closed ladies. have class!
to 310100% Class says:
She looks disgusting. I’m not a fan.
to 100% Classgross says:
PLAYBOY IS A JOKE IT WENT DOWN YEARS AGO!!! they let trolls and horrses pose anything can pose… PLAYMATES are cheesy STANKS!! get a life girls.. hahah
to grossNasty Newport says:
30 girls 1 Montag!
to Nasty Newport