Let Me Be Your Hero
Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty | August 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Enrique Iglesias is my hero. This guy always pulls some major hotties, I think most of them are up to your standards. I used to think he was gay but after seeing all the girls he has been with I too wanna become a rockstar, singing slow romantic melodies like my man Enrique of course.
Looks like the scene from my hotel room in Dallas next weekend, except with hotter chicks. I do agree, slow romantic melodies can help any guy pull tail… just ask Barry Zito.- nik
Dear Nick says:
you think Elvira is hot….idk i just dont respect some of your so called standards…the only time ive agreed with you is with Nik’s Chick & Brock’s Chick…other than that idk about the “hotter cjicks” thing
to Dear Nickgood luck says:
get over leper nik
to good luckB*tchRichie says:
Nik,
to B*tchRichieCome on man, stop always claiming you get the hottest chicks. Guys who have to talk a big game usually have none themselves. The chicks in the pic are hot, just like most of the other chicks posted on here that you rip for elbow fat, leg fat, or some other type of fat. Face it man, you rip because you like to hate on what you don’t get.
LA says:
Truth
to LALizVicious says:
I know the girl all the way to the right in the red. She has done so much blow I’m surprised her nose doesn’t look like michael jackson’s and uses abortion as a form of birth control. She will sleep with anyone for a Gucci bag..
to LizViciousBarney007 says:
tell her to invest in a strapless bra…she looks sooo white trash
to Barney007... says:
perfect! i love me a good $lut for hire. have her swing by kinki’s and we’ll get that bag in her hand and the blow up her nose in no time. spread em baby doll.
to ...Johnny Bravo says:
Nik, I’m hoping you and Leper have a get together.
to Johnny Bravohahah says:
YEA RIGHT!! She f*cking hates NIK! LOL…Who doesnt?!
to hahahNobody says:
Wants to see HOOMANS dirty old crusty ball sack–ESPECIALLY LEP
to NobodySF Shiz says:
Don’t hate on Zito and his cash. All you got on him is a song and it’s getting tired. Good site but stick to club scenes and fake ass cats. The dood is pitching the Giants into the playoffs but I assume you have zero current baseball knowledge.
Admit it, if you could project and earning scale of 126 million for 7 years, you’d too feel free to act a fool…
Get over it and keep up the good work.
to SF ShizColonel Troutman says:
If you think Zito is pitching the Giants into the playoffs, you’re the guy with no baseball knowledge. Lincecum? Check. Cain? Yup. Zito? Along for the ride, and cashing in on 75 large for very little.
to Colonel TroutmanAnal Hershiser says:
word!
to Anal HershiserMyDogJustFarted says:
And it smells!
to MyDogJustFartedMyDogJustFarted says:
really really bad. i mean really bad I want to vomit! Or maybe its just that girl trying to suck off his mole like a little hershey kiss or something… Maybe a little of both smell and sight IDK but I gotta go throw up now!
to MyDogJustFartedchitownsundevil says:
All 3… in a heartbeat
to chitownsundevilEV says:
So wait, let me get this straight. Enrique Iglesias:
1. Makes leaps and bounds more money than you.
2. Is widely known and actually has a career.
3. Could pull chicks without the above.
Yet your going to have hotter girls walking in your wake, I’m sure. Are we still pretending that second-rate website owners are making huge bank and pulling playmates? Try this on for size, impress a girl by telling her you are the founder of an internet blog site that 99% of the people you ask has never heard of. Then assume your as short and unattractive as Nik and tell me how many decent looking chicks even stand near you for more than 10 seconds.
to EVM.P. says:
Exactly.
to M.P.lmao says:
ahahhah nice, AND TRUE.
to lmaoJoey Spidersides says:
I don’t understand why you people don’t get it. The Nik Richie persona is a character you fn idiot. When he says “No” to would you? and picks out some obscure flaw or like the above statement about having hotter chicks it’s because it’s a BIT. It’s an entertainment site…it’s funny!!!
to Joey SpidersidesPfft says:
When it’s racist and cruel it’s not funny……don’t be a brown noser…..
to PfftOh Really? says:
ha, you nasty iranian turd, you wish you could pull something 1/1000000 as hot. just admit that you smoke poles already
to Oh Really?JJ says:
I call BS! Nik, i’ve seen your pics and there is no way you can get hotter girls than enrique iglesias. Remember he doesn’t have to pay girls to get them to hang around. Keep dreaming bro!
to JJImport Fan says:
notice the lack of actual lip touching? he probably has a rule about girls lips actually touching because it makes his c*ck shrink..i think they’re just f*g hags and let him buy them things..
to Import Fannpoet.ru says:
How do people actually make money with porn?
to npoet.ruhaha says:
yeah right nik, u are such tool
to hahahaha says:
yeah right nik, you are such a tool
to hahanpoet.ru says:
How much money should I bring for my trip to Japan?
to npoet.ru20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
yo nik im still waiting for you lil gay dragon to come out.. i still see nothing worth really bashing…
to 20K-MILLIONAIREDenver's Crappiest says:
Nik-
You are a funny guy. “Except with hotter chicks.” I guess girls really go for skinny 5’5 guys who run websites, over internationally known crooners, who date the likes of Anna Kournikova.
to Denver's CrappiestChalupaBreath says:
LMBAO
to ChalupaBreathChalupaBreath says:
Yeah Right Nik..I’m so sure u pull hotter girls since you are soooo hot & charming. Right.
Anywho Enrique is sooooo beautiful.
to ChalupaBreathHeart Him
*shivers*
Just Me says:
Rightttttt, Nik you need to put a tampon in that bleeding p*ssy you call a mouth! All you seem to pull are beat chicks like Alien, Leper and 8 Belles. Nik’s Chick looked ok at first, but ended up blowing up like the Goodyear Blimp. The only thing that’s going to happen when you come to Dallas is you kissing Leper’s ass begging for forgiveness and you calling her new roid headed loser boyfriend a “cool dude.” If you have any luck at all, they’ll let you watch them f*ck, which will probably be the most action you’ve seen in a while!
to Just MeNah says:
Her roid head boyfriend would bust Niks a$$ quick. He has been trying to find out what club Nik is going to when he gets here. hahaha! You messed with the wrong people midget! May wanna reconsider your Dallas visit. FYI…NOBODY LIKES YOU!! YOUR A TOOL!
to NahAnal Hershiser says:
girls that wear bras under dresses that are supposed to expose tittays are wh*res.
to Anal HershiserSUZIE Q says:
Your weird!
to SUZIE QMIKE says:
NIK you are an idiot!! Stop acting like you got game. You look like a midget terrorist. You dont have s*it and none of the Dallas girls want your nasty a$$. NICE TRY GIZMO!
to MIKEDats Crazy says says:
NIK, if by hotter chick you mean thai transvestites, then yeah, until then, stay in your cubicle and play dungeons and dragons you dip-sh*t… and by the way, i need my shoes shined so get over here my little circus monkey…
to Dats Crazy saysnik says:
your very unattractive..was super disappointed in vegas!
to niknunofyourbusiness says:
I think nic just doesn’t know how to spell. It’s not c-h-ic-k-s, nic. It’s spelled g-u-y-s. We all know that’s what you really meant.
to nunofyourbusinesswow says:
i’m sure you pull hotter chicks than multimillionaire enrique who’s world famous, dates the hottest chicks on the planet and was banging dimes when you were in diapers. NIK, WHY DO YOU LIE?
to wowbronxboy says:
Nik Nik Nik… its sad to be a dusche bag and delusional… now you know the routine, get over here and shine my shoes… and having a third rate web site puts you right up there with used car salesman… enjoy mediocrity numb nuts
to bronxboyNOW THATS FUNNY says:
IM NEXT NIK but I just need my shoes tied. You working for nickles so make it snappy.
to NOW THATS FUNNYum says:
you people are retarded for taking Nik’s comments so seriously. Get a life and stop gettin ur panties up in a bunch
to ummaximus says:
whats the chick on the rights name? i will buy her a gucci bag..
to maximusm says:
okay u retards! he says that it looks like his room except with hotter chicks. he means THIS girls in the photo are hotter!!!! Really, u need reading comprehension lessons…
to mDenver's Crappiest says:
Actually, reading comprehension wise that sentence can be taken either way, its one of those ones they warned you about writing in the 8th grade. You, clearly needing writing comprehension lessons, as you meant to say, these girls are hotter. I have no idea what THIS girls in the photo is reffering to.
to Denver's Crappiesthardy wilcox says:
hey genious check this.
to hardy wilcoxhe means THIS “girls in the photo are hotter”
you’re welcome!
lmao says:
Why is the door frame not painted? This bean toaster gonna be splackin them hoez in a garage?
to lmaoEV says:
Pretty much exactly what I said.
to EVJohnny5000 says:
Actually if you take away the 3 hot blondes, and insert 3 dudes, that would be Nik’s hotel room in Dallas.
to Johnny5000p says:
At least this dude can have sex with them – all at once if he wanted. You – doubt it
to pNik says:
is a liar! no one will have sex with him
to Nikgirl next door says:
The girl on the right is so pretty. I wish she knew to wear a strapless bra though. Such a hott chick with horrible fashion sense.
to girl next doorBud Fudlacker says:
sh*ttiest singer of all time! wimpy little quivering voice.
to Bud Fudlackerwhat a joke says:
hotter chicks?? you mean transvestites with giant trashy fake boobs, bleached hay hair, fake lips, eyelashes, drug addcitions, eating disorders, 35 pounds of makup, an IQ of 75, no education, no life goals. no personality…IE: leper?? Your idea of “hot” is way off. wake up osama bin laden lookin
to what a jokeLoves it! says:
look at her horrible bra strap?????????? WTF … who does that?
to Loves it!TheBigCheese says:
the girl in red snorted a line off my boner last weekend.
to TheBigCheeseU WISH says:
no really…u wish.
I seen the PAID tail that follows ur stank ass around. Maybe u should pay someone else to write your comments from now on…HS intern maybe? I know ur stacks are kinda low.
to U WISH