THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please explain to me how this guy, with a douche bag under lip stache, douche bag mo-hawk, douche bag leather jacket hoodie, scored Marissa Miller of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover fame. Nice ripped and faded jeans A-Hole, American Eagle’s Fall ’06 collection called and wants them back.
He is probably just a really good liar.- nik
GuessWho says:
Is that Brewers player JJ Hardy?
to GuessWhoIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!) says:
I guess the author of this post, doesn’t own a pair of $100 or more jeans. Just because he can’t afford nice jeans (which are mostly faded and torn), he had to insult all expensive jeans, and say look like they are out of date from some middle america discount retail store. Quit being a hater and a 30k-mili author!
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!)JayRayAnthony says:
I will sell you my old walmart levis with the butt coming apart for 30 bucks. Very chic. Interested?
to JayRayAnthonymeeeee says:
haha awesome reply
to meeeeename here says:
you can’t be pissed at this dude. he should be giving all the *ss clowns that follow this website (myself included) a bit of hope. the moral is: it doesn’t matter how big of a douche bag you are, you can still slay supermodel box. why?? because women are idiots.
to name herethank you…and i’m out
meeeee says:
shut up
to meeeeeGizmo says:
She isn’t hot
to GizmoI see way hotter chicks in Phoenix at the mall
hellsyeah says:
Sure you do. Tool.
to hellsyeahChocolate Teabag says:
Nope, you’re the tool… F*cking retarded drone that only thinks whatever he sees on tv or in mags is hot
to Chocolate Teabaghellsyeah says:
Nice name. Nope, I have met her in person. And to me, she’s a knockout. Cool to boot. Unlike you, Chocolate Starfish Lovah. I hear your subscription for KneeTouchers Monthly is almost up, time to renew.
to hellsyeahfunny says:
nice fo-hawk…
to funnyWHITE BOY says:
I heard she has herpes and genital warts…
to WHITE BOYI know her from when i was 12 says:
she left jimmy mill*r for some d bag photographer…
to I know her from when i was 12jimmy was the coolest surfer bro i have ever met…
shes a fame wh*re…
shes in perfect 10, you can see her naked look it up…
I hope she dies a terrible death
yo says:
ugh… i loved jimmy … is that really why
to yodid she dump him cause if she did shes a tool says:
i love the jimmy miller foundation and i am sorry he died. was that actually the effing reason
to did she dump him cause if she did shes a toolBOOO Obama says:
she is abslutely unreal…good God…im obsessed with her and im a female
to BOOO Obamagum job from leper says:
no secret. he has a ton of cheddar.
to gum job from leperAnonymous says:
photoshop
to Anonymousnobody says:
Photoshop, haha look at his head
to nobodySammie says:
No that’s really her husband. Google Griffin Gues and you’ll find many many pictures of this fo hawked dude and Marisa.
to Sammiethe Diezyl says:
Douche bag or not,he is getting to f**k Marisa Miller
to the DiezylAll American Boy says:
It never ceases to amaze me why these gorgeous women hook up with such loser, *sshole, sh*tbags…this guy has nothing…he’s ugly, he has no self confidence (you can see it in his face) and he has no build. He obviously has no education, and looks like he drives a cab in Detroit. WTF is the matter with you Marisa?
to All American Boyyeah says:
I bet you are a dbag who wears ed hardy and watches MMA, thinking you can fight. You are ragging on a guy that is doing far better than you, because he doesn have a build? And by a photo, you think he isn’t educated? Obviously he has some confidence, is he is slaying her. Should be pose like a dbag with his arms up and puckering his lips? Loser.
to yeahOK... says:
Wow project much? I think you were talking about yourself…this guy is the one banging Marisa Miller, while you “obviously” have deep emotional scars (you can see it in your post)
to OK...What happened to her????? says:
Ever since she got the cover of SI she’s continued to lose wieght. She used to have GREAT curves and an ass to die for. Now she’s turning in Paris H or Linds. Pls start eating again Marissa!!!!!!!!
to What happened to her?????A Fan
agree says:
i agree- she used to be hotter- all natural
to agreeSpicoli says:
Jealous much?
to Spicoliwho cares says:
yes everytime a fake photoshopped bimbo with and 85 lbs of makeup is dissed it means everyone is jealous. Well sweetie when you pass 5th grade and grow up you will realize its women with brains, ambition, class and something to leave the next generation besides a dusty old page in playboy for 13 yr olds to jerk off on, who make people jealous
to who careswarfreak says:
wow what an ugly f*ucker.
to warfreakcal worth*ngt*n says:
good liar???? im a GREAT liar..and i couldnt pull that!!!
to cal worth*ngt*nJabronie says:
I dont know what the big deal about Marisa Miller is. She’s not hot. I have photographed her several times now at various red carpet events in Hollywood and she’s no where near as hot as one would think. Photoshop is for liars. The OG Mac princess is even hotter than her!
to Jabroniemitch kramer says:
totally agree
she is beat. If she was any other chick Nik would be talkin about waht a horse face she is
to mitch kramerhellsyeah says:
I about blew mil out my nose reading that…hilarious. NOT. The OG Mac princess resembles the southern end of a north-bound bulldog, you have to give Marissa more credit than that.
to hellsyeahImport Fan says:
oh sh*t as i was reading that i was like “hey i own those jeans…”….f*ck im a poor piece of sh*t…
to Import Fantedo says:
Im guessing he’s a master at the mystery method.
to tedoKDIZZLL says:
I can’t believe shes a model.
to KDIZZLLJoeBo says:
id seriously hoink marissa miller’s ass so hard that she would have to visit randy jackson’s dawg pound to get her butt plugged by a yorkshire terrier
to JoeBomeeeee says:
creeper
to meeeeeWipe that face off your head, B!tch! says:
Her ex, Brett K*zma, is so much hotter!
to Wipe that face off your head, B!tch!yo says:
did she dump him why would she ever dump a real estate agent for a record label owner… sarcasm
to yodid she dump him cause if she did shes a tool says:
yo why did she leave a guy whos better then this f*g
to did she dump him cause if she did shes a tooldid she dump him cause if she did shes a tool says:
yo why did she leave a guy whos better then this f*g
to did she dump him cause if she did shes a toolyo says:
how do you know brett
to yobut anyway.... says:
a leather jacket hoodie?!?! hahaaahahaaa…. i didn’t even know those existed! what an idiot….
to but anyway....p says:
She is hot, must be something wrong, he looks like a dork
to plolajolie says:
she has a smokin hot body…but just an ok face. I think the more exotic looking VS models blow her out of the water..
to lolajolieNoT HeR says:
I heard she has STDs, people. From more than one source.
Not sure how she’s a model when her face is so…..plain.
to NoT HeRdid she dump him cause if she did shes a tool says:
who the hell told you dat? lol
to did she dump him cause if she did shes a toollol says:
who told ya that
to lolSuki Stackhouse says:
Her face is symmetrical which makes her more photogenic. If you’ve ever watched America’s Next Top Model you would surely notice the fact that all models are not necessarily beautiful in person.
to Suki StackhouseChalupaBreath says:
..or he is REALLY good in bed. We like that…
to ChalupaBreathmike c. says:
he must be hung like a horse,she must be dumb as a jacka$$.
to mike c.girl next door says:
He must be a nice guy…And she must like him. . . and he might be good in bed.
to girl next doormax says:
he is griffin guess, he started cartel records and is extremely successful
to maxDaniel says:
Usually the hottest girls are the fuck*n dumbest girls on the planet. Most don’t even finish HS, they just drop out to pursue modeling. That is why they are in a race against time to get rich dude because they are going to get more ugly/fat literally by the second.
This is a terrible example that gives douches the idea that being a douche is how you can bang hot girls. Sh*t, maybe they were right all along. Just be an a**hole, treat girls like dirt, and they will be all over you. Wow.
to Danielwho cares says:
not all hot girls are dumb. but in the case of the wh*res on this sight i agree 100%. this one already looks like hell. she has about 2 years before she looks like joan rivers
to who caresTom S*ll*ck says:
My mustache can scrape the barnacles off per puta and b*tchslap the dandruf off his chin. Just waitin for The Orkin Army to come out with the industrial insecticide that’s gonna keep my lipzilla clean and free of her coochie debree.
to Tom S*ll*ckColonel Troutman says:
Who is Marissa Miller? What’s the big deal. If “photo shop is for liars”–and we all know the swimsuit issue is photo-shopped–then why is this such terrible news???
to Colonel TroutmanEve says:
I’ve never understood why she is considered so hot, her face looks like a 40 year old soccer mom
to EveTdawg is back says:
whoever emailed this is a complete doushebag who obviously thinks he is the captain of the fashion police. dude, a little advice, when you tear down every stitch of clothing nother dude is wearing, you sound like a f*cking chick. who really gives a sh*t what kind of jeans another dude is wearing and why are you so worried about it anyway princess? you never, ever, ever get laid.
to Tdawg is backEight Ball says:
I agree with Tdawg. It’s lame when anyone cares enough to criticize what a guy is wearing. But a GUY who criticizes what another guy is wearing is just a little punk biotch.
Dude, bottom line is, who cares if he’s dating this broad. She’s not that cute anyway (definitely not model material). Go get yourself a broad of your own. There are millions out there. Oh, never mind, you can’t get laid to save your life.
to Eight Ballconcerned... says:
Griffin Guess is a music producer, and runs with the “elite” crowd in LA. He was a bit of a wunderkind b/c he became successful at a pretty young age (he’s even younger than Marissa). Coming from someone who has a slightly unhealthy obsession with her, I gotta give the guy credit- he’s with her, and everyone else that is hating on him is not. I was told he’s actually a pretty nice guy, although he has a douch-ie kind of look (plus Marissa likes mohawks, so he obviously knows his audience). He got a great chick, because she’s pretty bright too. If there are hotter ones out there, I haven’t seen ‘em, but ya gotta keep lookin’…
to concerned...Sammie says:
I cannot believe all the people hating on her. She’s a supermodel!! And I think she’s beautiful, if she’s a “horse face” then what’s considered beautiful to you people? No one on this earth is perfect and all the people talking sh*t probably doesn’t look a forth as good as her.
to SammieAnonymous says:
I used to date this douche in college and he was a compulsive liar. I would say that there is FOR SURE something wrong with her!
to Anonymousslowjam says:
She’s not that cute. There are cuter chicks all over the clubs than her.
to slowjamDonny says:
Plus, she’s like 31. She’s reaching her expiration date, and she’ll look like a dog in 4-5 years.
to DonnyJesselv says:
She’s such a lil hottie!! What a shame…
to JesselvDUMB says:
i love how the only possible reason a girl could like a guy is because he looks good. you people are so superficial and lame. grow up
to DUMBJayne says:
He is Yuckie..
to Jayne