THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got a HOT story for you man. My name is Todd and I went to the University of Georgia with our your boy Matthew Stafford. Just like all college jocks your boy Matty loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much we started to call it pulling a “Staffy” at our frat house. It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out. Can we get The Dirty Army to start using the term “pulling a Staffy” if they bang out a really drunk chick?
Looks like Matty is pulling a Staffy… it is like a bear taking his hunt (victim) into the woods. Some people just sh*t in the woods, but not this guy. Dirty Sanchez make sure you are taking notes because No means No.- nik




Buzz Killington says:
Who cares?
to Buzz Killingtonelpresidente says:
Wow your only two weeks late with this one. Viva la stool!
to elpresidenteHeather says:
Nick may I be your new stalker, feel safe I live in Alaska. Just think you are so fine!
to Heatherjj says:
What a tool
to jjChalupaBreath says:
She looks like a Bear..ugh…
He probably sucks in bed…
to ChalupaBreathjoey harrington says:
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
to joey harringtonchristina b says:
instead of calling it a “staffy” let’s just call it “rape”
to christina bRIP says:
AGREE COMPLETELY – what a waste of skin.. he deserves to burn
to RIPmyeffinview says:
nicely said !! And who the hell enjoys this? It’d be alot like banging a pillow, this guy needs to watch the movie Kids.
to myeffinviewTurk says:
Just because some 6’4” redneck can throw a football dosen’t mean he has class or taste!!! He is only 2 years removed from his doubble wide trailer!!!
to Turkdirty sanchez says:
u finally learned your lesson nik how u like to get gangbang in the *sshole.
to dirty sanchezanon says:
turk you are an idiot. google Highland Park, TX (where he grew up) and see how rich it is.
to anonA Staffy?? says:
UHH… MORE LIKE A RAPIST
to A Staffy??my opinion says:
how do you people know whomever submitted this is telling the truth? *duh* everyone wants to think they know someone who’s somebody.
to my opinionnasty says:
girl= Kelly Hall…. nasty, skanky jersey chaser
to nastywitness says:
dude, i saw this shit… i was on the house boat he was on and threw a couple passes with stafford that day when he was wearing those faggot ass glasses and playing grab ass with all those drunk chicks. funny shit
to witnesswitness says:
For all these ignorant people, that is his girlfriend and she had surgery on her calf..she was on crutches and he was carrying her back up to her lake house. Get a clue.
to witnessfake n bake says:
was that before or after she had surgery on her boobs?
to fake n bakeCurious says:
How do you know?
to Curiousatlalien says:
turk – he is already loaded from highland park, dumbass. and that is his girlfriend of 2+ years.
to atlalienAnonymous says:
looks like 2+ years will earn you those +2s!
to AnonymousBrandon says:
Ay I went to school with the girl in this picture. Yea her name is Kelly Hall and shes a sweetheart. He was actually tippin all over her. Don’t hate on someone cuz u wanna be who there with or you just wanna be them
to Brandon