Matthew Stafford Doesn’t Know When To Stop


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got a HOT story for you man.  My name is Todd and I went to the University of Georgia with our your boy Matthew Stafford.  Just like all college jocks your boy Matty loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls.  He did it so much we started to call it pulling a “Staffy” at our frat house.  It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.  Can we get The Dirty Army to start using the term “pulling a Staffy” if they bang out a really drunk chick? 

Looks like Matty is pulling a Staffy… it is like a bear taking his hunt (victim) into the woods.  Some people just sh*t in the woods, but not this guy.  Dirty Sanchez make sure you are taking notes because No means No.- nik


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  1. August 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Buzz Killington says:

    Who cares?

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  2. August 6, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    elpresidente says:

    Wow your only two weeks late with this one. Viva la stool!

    Reply to elpresidente
  3. August 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Heather says:

    Nick may I be your new stalker, feel safe I live in Alaska. Just think you are so fine!

    Reply to Heather
  4. August 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    jj says:

    What a tool

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  5. August 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    ChalupaBreath says:

    She looks like a Bear..ugh…

    He probably sucks in bed…

    Reply to ChalupaBreath
  6. August 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    joey harrington says:

    niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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  7. August 6, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    christina b says:

    instead of calling it a “staffy” let’s just call it “rape”

    Reply to christina b
  8. August 6, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Turk says:

    Just because some 6’4” redneck can throw a football dosen’t mean he has class or taste!!! He is only 2 years removed from his doubble wide trailer!!!

    Reply to Turk
  9. August 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    dirty sanchez says:

    u finally learned your lesson nik how u like to get gangbang in the *sshole.

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  10. August 7, 2009 at 6:46 am

    anon says:

    turk you are an idiot. google Highland Park, TX (where he grew up) and see how rich it is.

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  11. August 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    A Staffy?? says:

    UHH… MORE LIKE A RAPIST

    Reply to A Staffy??
  12. October 25, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    my opinion says:

    how do you people know whomever submitted this is telling the truth? *duh* everyone wants to think they know someone who’s somebody.

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  13. November 20, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    nasty says:

    girl= Kelly Hall…. nasty, skanky jersey chaser

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  14. January 16, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    witness says:

    dude, i saw this shit… i was on the house boat he was on and threw a couple passes with stafford that day when he was wearing those faggot ass glasses and playing grab ass with all those drunk chicks. funny shit

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  15. February 3, 2010 at 9:26 am

    witness says:

    For all these ignorant people, that is his girlfriend and she had surgery on her calf..she was on crutches and he was carrying her back up to her lake house. Get a clue.

    Reply to witness
  16. August 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    atlalien says:

    turk – he is already loaded from highland park, dumbass. and that is his girlfriend of 2+ years.

    Reply to atlalien
  17. February 10, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Brandon says:

    Ay I went to school with the girl in this picture. Yea her name is Kelly Hall and shes a sweetheart. He was actually tippin all over her. Don’t hate on someone cuz u wanna be who there with or you just wanna be them

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