Maxim’s Hometown Hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a young one. She is only 22 but claims she has been bartending for 8 years. You do the math. She is very cute and sweet, but so dumb. She’s applying for Maxim’s Hometown Hottie’s and I happened to run across her submittal video. Not only did she had nothing to say. But she giggled, just kinda’ stood there and said “Ummmmm,” while brushing her hair at least 20 times, then did a little dance talking about the Hottie with a Body. To top it off, I know you’ll love this Nik. She is now ‘in love’ and ‘dating’ your favorite Atlanta bad boy, COCKSTAR! Yes, the skunk haired club promoter. They’re going to go far together.
Some +2′s and some lipo to get rid of the lumps in her armpits and she will be good to go.- nik














just stick it in the butt and she will be yours forever… thats the key..
-keep it moist
Bro – 2004 called… they want their gay ass hair style back
She is super cute. He looks like a walking STD and his hair stylist should be ashamed.
I quote.. “not only did she had nothing to say” man if your gonna get upset that this whatever chick doesnt like you ….get your words right. Conversation rules the nation, you got out gamed punk! Hahahahah
If you think that is an example of one having been “gamed”, please leave this website and go back to watching Hannah Montana or whatever the hell idiots such as yourself purvey.
She is beautiful, but that major D-Bag has got to go honey! I am from a small town in Ontario and can tell you that that guy looks sooo gross! Either your playing ur cards or just being young and dumb. Point of this is..your too pretty to be held down by a greaseball with obvious gifts that keeps giving. Good luck, and hopefull you will wake up see your too good for this guy. <3
I have been wondering when these guys were going to be put on blast for Atlanta….where are his friends SoFain and Alcoholnik??
They have made it a few times, go back a few pages.
They have matching hair. They will be together FOREVER!
I’ll be the first one to break the news. She is pregnant with joshs baby.
That why they got back together?
totally make a baby with her.. she is pretty hot.
she does have a cute face, but what you dont see is shes hiding her class on her back. Theyre actually pretty good togethor
First of all “Anonymous” im pretty sure thats not your news to break… secondly she didnt apply she is in the finals for Maxim and third of all i highly doubt that you ” ran across” her maxim video you f*cking stalker creep. do you have nothing better to do than sit around and creep on this girls life?? are u some guy that she rejected? LOL
she is just a semifinalist, smart one. that isn’t the same as the “finals”.
She was a finalist you dumb asss…. get your info right!!! HATER!!!
Two really sweet people with unique styles…
rocktard is a retard… but she is beautiful she needs to dumb the scum before she catches herpes or aids.
I was wondering when Eddie Munster was going to be put back on blast……..
i heard she likes black c o c k…
Maxim hometown hotties, thats kind of like a PG rated Hustler Beaver Hunt, right?
I know 3 girls in Atlanta who are Hometown Hotties, they aren’t anything special, just D-list models
You win at life!
meh…..nothing more than a typical blonde bimbo you see out any night in Atlanta…
do they have the herp?
Jess is STUNNING…definitely a beautiful and super sweet girl…and Josh is a really nice person! Just sayin’…
Jessica Lavelle is a sweetheart! i have talked to her a couple of times and she is ALWAYS nice and sweet. No point talking about her on here, there’s nothing bad to say about her. Josh is just conceited in person, but i dont think he is a bad person either. You’re just lame for posting this
This girl is always sweet and nice…LEAVE HER THE FK ALONE HATERS!!!!
shes a gold digger, she used to be “engaged” to the owner of Primal, and always was bragging about her ring and what trips they were gonna go on. girls nothing special, as said before a D class model if that. once she figures out this skunk hair bi sexual club promotor is all talk no money, its on to the next!!
They moved in together cause she is pregnant with his baby…
They are both soooo far stuck up their own asses! Its too funny! All i can do is laugh when i see them because of the way they talk about themselves. I totally agree with gold digger. And yes Nitti Gritti she has takin the purple crayon acouple of times.
Guys like this used to get his ass kicked daily when I was in highschool. That hair would have put an immediate target on his back. He would get the attention he wants alright!
Wait, they’re preggers? But if she has a baby with herpes and every other STD, can’t she pass it on to the child? Oh, poor thing. The baby, not them.
I actually had the ‘pleasure’ to do a guest event with her a few months back, and she talked about the guy from Primal for hours. He even showed up to see her. Talked about the car he bought her. And everything he did for her. And did i think it was weird that he was in his 40′s. This woman wants money and fame. And she won’t get it from a barely 20+ pathetic wanna be…
You have no idea what you are talking about. I know her personally and your information is off. Her baby is due SOON and she is just happy as a lark and living life while you are on here slamming her, she is preparing to be a mother. Congrats you are a loser.
she is a typical wannabe d-list model.. who these days isnt a maxim hometown hottie.. Hell i personally know @ least 15.. nuthin special.. but the tat on her back has gotta go.. im sure here tatted up back will look awesome in 20 or 30 years,, and these guys together will be going no where soon.. garuntee.. I feel sorry for the baby coming!!!! 2 parents like this… Ughhhh!! U guys say she is sweet.. maybe to your face, im always hearing her downing other people, and josh as well.. as far as the CREEPER /STALKER thing, im soo tired of hearing abpout that sh**t … there is a difference in looking or watching and actually physically doing sumthin… who isnt a stalker these days..Think before you speak,, and all girls need to get over calling fuys creepy or stalker, unless there a 70 year old man, I think i girls think it makes them sound cool to think they have a stalker.. GET OVER IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel so sorry for this girls baby I used to date her and since I’ve known her she’s had abt 7 different father figures for her baby. And the selfless thing to do would have been to use contraception u dumb bitch instead of having ur mom take care of your kid. She has an unhealthy obsession w jena Jameson like she tells everyone that she’s best friends w her and is constantly talking about her like they see eachother everyday lol but really she met her once like 3 years ago. This girl is a single mom trailer park loser haha
She should of let her lil girls dad be the dad he wanted to be for her. Jessica fought him so hard in court she wanted him to have nothing to do with the baby, all she wanted was his $$$$$. So so sad. When a man actually wants to be a father to his child what mother fights that and makes it totally impossible for the dad to be a dad?!?!? Jessica is so selfish she cares nothing about her kids well being its ALL about Jessica, always has been.
she cant be pregnant I see her at baileys tons drinking and in a smoke filled bar. If she is that has to be healthy for the baby
20K-MILLIONAIRE you are totally right. I dated her once and she loves anal!
Hopefully she won’t walk in on josh and james beck hooking up while they live together.
Josh is bi, everyone knows this. Him and Max of Armada that mag company have been caught sucking each other off. Besides the p*lls and bl*w in the clubs this dude is a walking std and strung out.
i have seen this dude around and he is a TOTAL tool… I feel sorry for his mommy and daddy ( alive or dead )
Totally agree with the relm. i hope jess doesn’t walk in on joshie poo and beckboy getting it on behind her back! girl get out while you can!!!
Y’all are terrible. Mind your business. Bi, Babies, Drugs, Model (A,B,C,D) whatever. You’re just providing publicity. They’re good people and all the garbage is just that… garbage.
Haters!!!!! You just wish you could be as beautiful and sweet as her!!! Get over yourself…..you must have been rejected!!!
what a f*cking f*g! nice hair retard. you’re BROTASTIC!
In the words of Ace Ventura: Loo-hoo-ze-herr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is my first time on this site. i got on bc i heard what terrible things were being said. ive sat here laughing my ass off at how many people think they know anything about jessica or josh because you’ve “seen them out” or “worked once in your life with them” what a sad life it must be to find amusement in other peoples business. if she was such a gold digging wannabe then she probably would have chosen to not keep the baby. come on, lets think about that one. they are only human and sh*t happens. I have respect for someone who is CLEARLY the object of a lot of peoples attention and still has the respect and morals to own up to the responsibility she created for herself. that alone makes her beautiful besides the obvious physical beauty you know she has. as far as josh goes, say what you want but i personally know that he will be a great daddy
whether hes bi, gay, brotastic, loser, tool or whatever really educated words u have called him.
……….let it go atlanta.
I definitely want to see a world where tools like this have children to raise more tools like him….. I do know Josh… and I do know that he is a total c@cksucker.
she looks like poor white trailer trash not even that pretty her being pregnant at 22 just reinforces my theory and i do know him DISGUSTING is the only word that comes to mind hope he can sling enough X pills to support the baby and whatever way of life she has grown accustomed to by sucking old men off
That guy is trying waaaaay too hard
Exactly why Greg left yo’ ass.
Exactly why Greg left yo’ ass!
umm no they’re not dating as he just got married last weekend to his girlfriend of many years… whoever write this crap is an idiot
I feel so sorry for Jessica’s daughter. She literally has had over 8 father figures in her life and she isn’t even 3 yrs old yet. POOR LIL GIRL! and NO Jessica no one feels sorry for you because you are a SINGLE mother, you have brought everything upon yourself. You are a single mother cause thats what you wanted…we all only feel sorry for your daughter cause of the horrible mother she has.