Megan Wants A 30k Millionare


Megan Wants A 30k

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was watching the show Megan Wants A Millionaire and came across the guys giving her gifts, well one of the idiots gave her a bottle of vodka called passion that was his own vodka brand so I wanted to see if you were right about the show being fake so I googled it and yeah as always Mr. Richie you were right its all staged by VH1. What a waste of time.

Anyone else notice how bad her acting skills are too?  It is like every time she smiles her face gets fatter.  Plus, I am noticing that her +2′s are starting to sag.  These spin off shows suck.- nik


65 Dirty Comments

Leave your comment
  1. August 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Fact says:

    the guy who calls himself “sex toy dave” has been on a couple of epiodes of The Millioniare Matchmaker so he obviously sucks at dating

    Reply to Fact
  2. August 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Retox The Freak In Me says:

    It is real it’s called Johnny Love Vodka you tool bag.

    Reply to Retox The Freak In Me
  3. August 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    They're all D-BAGS says:

    That Dave guy (I think it’s Dave) the sex toy guy who looks like a pedo was on Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo…he was such a douche and was talking about all the ass he gets…money or not he is hideous, arrogant and has no game. TOTAL reality tv f*g.

    Reply to They're all D-BAGS
    • August 10, 2009 at 6:20 pm

      Sex Toy Dave also... says:

      looks like he may have severe down syndrome. Poor guy, prob needs all those toys for his own personal use, cuz no matter how much money he has…I wouldn’t be able to do him!!!

      Reply to Sex Toy Dave also...
  4. August 10, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Radwaste says:

    Yeah, it’s fake but Holy Crap, she’s got legs all the way to Heaven. I wonder if she has any spurs? Yeeeehaw.

    Reply to Radwaste
  5. August 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    hotchickens says:

    this chick isnt even average shes all freckly and gross. what a sk*nkle

    Reply to hotchickens
  6. August 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    hhhhhwwwww says:

    how about the 30K millionaire whose credit card got declined

    Reply to hhhhhwwwww
    • August 15, 2009 at 10:14 am

      amber says:

      yeah, my card gets declined from time to time whn i travel,so you wud have to be an idiot to believe that part. Im pretty sure you dont go on TV with a bad card? Plus that guy was the hottest one on the show! rich or poor i wud bang him.

      Reply to amber
    • August 10, 2009 at 8:20 pm

      Anonymous says:

      well..to be fair.. some credit card companies will decline if there are suddenly purchases in a different state or country. just in case it is stolen.

      Reply to Anonymous
      • August 11, 2009 at 2:51 am

        Nik Richie is a Loser says:

        True, but the purchase was not that large.
        He could have called his credit card company and fixed it.
        He should have called his credit card company before he left for the show.
        He should have had more than one card.
        He should have had some cash on hand.
        A debit card perhaps.

        Reply to Nik Richie is a Loser
  7. August 10, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    MVilla says:

    A Million dollars isnt that much money…. All you need to do is have some die sell there house and you’re probably a millionaire

    Reply to MVilla
    • August 11, 2009 at 7:32 am

      lol says:

      WTF are you talking about idiot? If somebody dies in Newport Beach and leaves you the land/house they bought in 1980?

      Reply to lol
  8. August 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    M.P. says:

    …but there are so many better looking fake hair/ lip/ tit/ tan bimbos out there?

    Reply to M.P.
  9. August 10, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Every so called “reality show” is completely fake. Everything has a script everything is worked out in advance. The only realty show that is real is the grandfather of all reality shows, COPS.

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. August 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    f says:

    Why would any guy want a chick whose had more dick than hot meals??? Come on dudes, unless you’ve got 12 thick inches you’re out of luck!

    Reply to f
  11. August 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    80-K Milli says:

    I would be willing to bet that if “Sex Toy Dave” loses, he gets his own spin-off.

    Reply to 80-K Milli
  12. August 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    The one and only me says:

    I fucken cant stand Megan, if I were to see that b*tch in real life I would go staright up to her and punch her in the face. She is a sk*nk

    Reply to The one and only me
  13. August 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    sex toy dave is a funny guy

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. August 10, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Ryno says:

    One dude is gay.

    Reply to Ryno
  15. August 10, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    tigertiger says:

    it just proves again you can have all the money in the world and still be a douche bag a couple of these guys are from millionaire matchmaker and they sure have allot of time on their hands for successful businessmen, then again so does trump…?

    Reply to tigertiger
  16. August 10, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Your Girl Toodles says:

    Megans’ face is defenately fatter, or puffed up or something. I’ve hear alcohol does that when abused. I can’t stand her voice…..so whiny!!!!

    Reply to Your Girl Toodles
  17. August 10, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Anonymous says:

    How can you people make fun of this girl when you can’t even spell or use grammer correctly? You’re the real losers!

    Reply to Anonymous
    • August 11, 2009 at 2:53 am

      Nik Richie is a Loser says:

      “grammar” not “grammer”‘ loser.

      Reply to Nik Richie is a Loser
    • August 11, 2009 at 12:39 am

      um says:

      sorry to break it to you, but it’s spelled g-r-a-m-m-A-r

      Reply to um
    • August 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm

      Ryno says:

      Take your own advice putz….It’s spelled grammar. Idiot!

      Reply to Ryno
    • August 10, 2009 at 11:05 pm

      Huh? says:

      How can you stick up for a two-bit ho with sh*t for brains?
      Have you seen the other post of her with a c@ck in her mouth? LOL Who lets someone take a pic at that moment? And it’s GRAMMAR….idiot!

      Reply to Huh?
      • August 11, 2009 at 6:38 am

        NG Austin says:

        It’s all an act with her. She’s not stupid. She has a degree from UIC, which isn’t exactly easy to get into to begin with if you’re from out of state.

        Reply to NG Austin
  18. August 10, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Hot mess says:

    I feel like she needs a career in the WNBA. shes taller than 99% of these guys. Hello amazon

    Reply to Hot mess
  19. August 10, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Spelling Nazi says:

    Each time I come to this site I’m appalled at the horrible spelling and grammar that is used. Here we go kids, it’s a lot, not alot or allot. There are several spellings for to, such as too, two, or to. That will bring us to “there” which can be spelled as their, they’re, or there. I’m not going to explain the difference to you since you should be concerned enough to make sure you don’t look like a dumbass asshole posting on the internet. Geez, even Nik Richie can’t use punctuation correctly! No one with half a brain will ever take any of you seriously! I’ve decided

    Reply to Spelling Nazi
  20. August 10, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Kanye SUCKS! says:

    Kanye Sucks agrees with Spelling Nazi.

    Reply to Kanye SUCKS!
  21. August 11, 2009 at 12:12 am

    damn nik says:

    Sex toy Dave has great partys at his house in the Hollywood hills. He has a stripper pole and drunk chicks use it but he is known as the guy that will let you party and drink all his liquor. He gives his sex toys to the girls, but doesnt get to use them. Hes niks height though so that may be part of it.

    Reply to damn nik
  22. August 11, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Barney007 says:

    the real question is…spits or swallows…I go with the latter…

    Reply to Barney007
  23. August 11, 2009 at 12:30 am

    hmmm says:

    Why does Megan even DESERVE to be with a millionaire? She is white trailer trash who wanted to date Bret Michaels on Rock of Love. Does anyone even remember that? Thats where she came from. She’s just as trashy and low as all the rest of the contestants. I think her face is hideous–she looks like she had her face smashed in and her eyebrows are freaky. She could use her new “boyfriend”‘s money to get her face remodeled, if that would even help! I hate VH1 reality, its all so FAKE. Like Megan.

    Reply to hmmm
    • August 11, 2009 at 6:40 am

      NG Austin says:

      LOL. Trailer trash? The chick is from Boca Raton. She went to a neighboring high school of mine. It’s all million dollar houses, you douche. There aren’t any trailer parks anywhere in Boca.

      Reply to NG Austin
      • August 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm

        Your Girl Toodles says:

        It doesn’t matter where Megan is from. Her “persona” is so unlikeable and fake. I really can’t stop looking at how fat her face got. It is noticeably puffy….like she has a medical issue or something.

        Reply to Your Girl Toodles
  24. August 11, 2009 at 2:56 am

    42k millionaire says:

    “sex toy dave” will be the dark horse in this farce. I think he’s in it for the publicity

    Oh….and megan is gross…I decided!

    Reply to 42k millionaire
  25. August 11, 2009 at 4:16 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    she should go back to posing with cack in her mouth..

    -keep it moist

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  26. August 11, 2009 at 5:29 am

    Dahlia says:

    This show is so pathetic — glorifying gold digger bimbos. The only thing the guys really want is some camera time, hoping they’d get “discovered.”

    Reply to Dahlia
  27. August 11, 2009 at 6:40 am

    nice says:

    she picks the stripper in the end..she came n my girls work last month with him and they were all over each other

    Reply to nice
  28. August 11, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Never too old for The Dirty says:

    Before Megan was on Rock of Love she was on Beauty and the Geek.

    Reply to Never too old for The Dirty
  29. August 11, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Lana Hughes says:

    She a reality show fame wh@re, oh and don’t forget she was also on I Love Money, and Charm School, and Rock of Love, and Beauty and the Geek, oh and now her own show. Please tell me I am not the only one that thinks this is a complete fake. Plus she is so so so nasty look at her cellulite and her flabby stomach not to include her crocked nose and drawn on eyebrows.

    Reply to Lana Hughes
  30. August 11, 2009 at 9:12 am

    wootie says:

    I am just shocked that they were able to get Joe Pesci to play the plumber. They either have a great budget or he his skimming the bottom on scripts these days.

    Reply to wootie
  31. August 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Blondie says:

    Nik, you are just now noticing that her t*ts sag? Look at her Playboy, it is horrible! I cant even look at her the same now…

    Reply to Blondie
  32. August 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    blueberry hill says:

    if she picked the black guy in the end when why isn’t that a purple crayon in her mouth???

    Reply to blueberry hill
  33. August 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Aww.. says:

    I like that show! It’s hilarious watching millionaires lose at life when they usually get what they want :)

    Reply to Aww..
  34. August 12, 2009 at 2:15 am

    Anna-carlsbad85 says:

    My ex is a video producer & I learned EVERYTHING on screen is fake, print too.

    Reply to Anna-carlsbad85

Leave a Comment

Please do not spam, all messages will be reviewed