
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was watching the show Megan Wants A Millionaire and came across the guys giving her gifts, well one of the idiots gave her a bottle of vodka called passion that was his own vodka brand so I wanted to see if you were right about the show being fake so I googled it and yeah as always Mr. Richie you were right its all staged by VH1. What a waste of time.
Anyone else notice how bad her acting skills are too? It is like every time she smiles her face gets fatter. Plus, I am noticing that her +2′s are starting to sag. These spin off shows suck.- nik



Fact says:
the guy who calls himself “sex toy dave” has been on a couple of epiodes of The Millioniare Matchmaker so he obviously sucks at dating
to Factfuckface says:
i heard she was available as an escort for hire in the past.
to fuckfaceis this true?
Retox The Freak In Me says:
It is real it’s called Johnny Love Vodka you tool bag.
to Retox The Freak In MeThey're all D-BAGS says:
That Dave guy (I think it’s Dave) the sex toy guy who looks like a pedo was on Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo…he was such a douche and was talking about all the ass he gets…money or not he is hideous, arrogant and has no game. TOTAL reality tv f*g.
to They're all D-BAGSSex Toy Dave also... says:
looks like he may have severe down syndrome. Poor guy, prob needs all those toys for his own personal use, cuz no matter how much money he has…I wouldn’t be able to do him!!!
to Sex Toy Dave also...Radwaste says:
Yeah, it’s fake but Holy Crap, she’s got legs all the way to Heaven. I wonder if she has any spurs? Yeeeehaw.
to Radwastehotchickens says:
this chick isnt even average shes all freckly and gross. what a sk*nkle
to hotchickenshhhhhwwwww says:
how about the 30K millionaire whose credit card got declined
to hhhhhwwwwwamber says:
yeah, my card gets declined from time to time whn i travel,so you wud have to be an idiot to believe that part. Im pretty sure you dont go on TV with a bad card? Plus that guy was the hottest one on the show! rich or poor i wud bang him.
to amberAnonymous says:
well..to be fair.. some credit card companies will decline if there are suddenly purchases in a different state or country. just in case it is stolen.
to AnonymousNik Richie is a Loser says:
True, but the purchase was not that large.
to Nik Richie is a LoserHe could have called his credit card company and fixed it.
He should have called his credit card company before he left for the show.
He should have had more than one card.
He should have had some cash on hand.
A debit card perhaps.
MVilla says:
A Million dollars isnt that much money…. All you need to do is have some die sell there house and you’re probably a millionaire
to MVillalol says:
WTF are you talking about idiot? If somebody dies in Newport Beach and leaves you the land/house they bought in 1980?
to lolM.P. says:
…but there are so many better looking fake hair/ lip/ tit/ tan bimbos out there?
to M.P.Anonymous says:
Every so called “reality show” is completely fake. Everything has a script everything is worked out in advance. The only realty show that is real is the grandfather of all reality shows, COPS.
to Anonymousf says:
Why would any guy want a chick whose had more dick than hot meals??? Come on dudes, unless you’ve got 12 thick inches you’re out of luck!
to f80-K Milli says:
I would be willing to bet that if “Sex Toy Dave” loses, he gets his own spin-off.
to 80-K MilliNik Richie is a Loser says:
I am guessing that is the direction they are going.
to Nik Richie is a LoserY says:
They’ve hardly shown him. Did they even show what “Valentine’s Day Gift” he gave Megan?
to Y80-K Milli says:
Good point. They didnt show it, which I thought would be funny if it were a sex toy.
to 80-K MilliThe one and only me says:
I fucken cant stand Megan, if I were to see that b*tch in real life I would go staright up to her and punch her in the face. She is a sk*nk
to The one and only me20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
sex toy dave is a funny guy
to 20K-MILLIONAIRERyno says:
One dude is gay.
to RynoY says:
At least one guy…
to Y... says:
oh seriously, she wants to fall in love so she brings on gay guys to the show???? wow… epitome of gold digger.
to ...tigertiger says:
it just proves again you can have all the money in the world and still be a douche bag a couple of these guys are from millionaire matchmaker and they sure have allot of time on their hands for successful businessmen, then again so does trump…?
to tigertigerYour Girl Toodles says:
Megans’ face is defenately fatter, or puffed up or something. I’ve hear alcohol does that when abused. I can’t stand her voice…..so whiny!!!!
to Your Girl ToodlesJess says:
she sounds like she idolizes HOLLY MADISON!!! is she from minneSODA?!?!? hahah that icky accent!!
to JessYour Girl Toodles says:
*definitely that is…..
to Your Girl ToodlesAnonymous says:
How can you people make fun of this girl when you can’t even spell or use grammer correctly? You’re the real losers!
to AnonymousNik Richie is a Loser says:
“grammar” not “grammer”‘ loser.
to Nik Richie is a Loserum says:
sorry to break it to you, but it’s spelled g-r-a-m-m-A-r
to umRyno says:
Take your own advice putz….It’s spelled grammar. Idiot!
to RynoHuh? says:
How can you stick up for a two-bit ho with sh*t for brains?
to Huh?Have you seen the other post of her with a c@ck in her mouth? LOL Who lets someone take a pic at that moment? And it’s GRAMMAR….idiot!
NG Austin says:
It’s all an act with her. She’s not stupid. She has a degree from UIC, which isn’t exactly easy to get into to begin with if you’re from out of state.
to NG AustinHot mess says:
I feel like she needs a career in the WNBA. shes taller than 99% of these guys. Hello amazon
to Hot mess.... says:
LMAO
to ....Spelling Nazi says:
Each time I come to this site I’m appalled at the horrible spelling and grammar that is used. Here we go kids, it’s a lot, not alot or allot. There are several spellings for to, such as too, two, or to. That will bring us to “there” which can be spelled as their, they’re, or there. I’m not going to explain the difference to you since you should be concerned enough to make sure you don’t look like a dumbass asshole posting on the internet. Geez, even Nik Richie can’t use punctuation correctly! No one with half a brain will ever take any of you seriously! I’ve decided
to Spelling NaziFUq2 says:
affect and effect, one is a verb, the other a noun and yes this is a sentence fragment
to FUq2oldguy70 says:
I am setting in MY house,typing on MY puter, I will spell any F@#$%ng way i want.
to oldguy70haha says:
You didn’t end with a period you pseudo intellectual, pompous ass. Also if you’re the “Spelling Nazi,” why do you delve into grammer and punctuation? By the way, why did you put quotation marks around there but not a lot or to? You’re a funny little person.
to hahahaha says:
you forgot your vs. you’re
to hahai rock says:
stfu
to i rockY says:
Don’t forget, “your” and “you’re.”
to YY says:
Could not have said it better myself!
to YKanye SUCKS! says:
Kanye Sucks agrees with Spelling Nazi.
to Kanye SUCKS!damn nik says:
Sex toy Dave has great partys at his house in the Hollywood hills. He has a stripper pole and drunk chicks use it but he is known as the guy that will let you party and drink all his liquor. He gives his sex toys to the girls, but doesnt get to use them. Hes niks height though so that may be part of it.
to damn nikBarney007 says:
the real question is…spits or swallows…I go with the latter…
to Barney007hmmm says:
Why does Megan even DESERVE to be with a millionaire? She is white trailer trash who wanted to date Bret Michaels on Rock of Love. Does anyone even remember that? Thats where she came from. She’s just as trashy and low as all the rest of the contestants. I think her face is hideous–she looks like she had her face smashed in and her eyebrows are freaky. She could use her new “boyfriend”‘s money to get her face remodeled, if that would even help! I hate VH1 reality, its all so FAKE. Like Megan.
to hmmmNG Austin says:
LOL. Trailer trash? The chick is from Boca Raton. She went to a neighboring high school of mine. It’s all million dollar houses, you douche. There aren’t any trailer parks anywhere in Boca.
to NG AustinYour Girl Toodles says:
It doesn’t matter where Megan is from. Her “persona” is so unlikeable and fake. I really can’t stop looking at how fat her face got. It is noticeably puffy….like she has a medical issue or something.
to Your Girl Toodles42k millionaire says:
“sex toy dave” will be the dark horse in this farce. I think he’s in it for the publicity
Oh….and megan is gross…I decided!
to 42k millionaire20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
she should go back to posing with cack in her mouth..
-keep it moist
to 20K-MILLIONAIREDahlia says:
This show is so pathetic — glorifying gold digger bimbos. The only thing the guys really want is some camera time, hoping they’d get “discovered.”
to Dahlianice says:
she picks the stripper in the end..she came n my girls work last month with him and they were all over each other
to niceewww says:
i cant believe she picked the black guy
to ewwwNever too old for The Dirty says:
Before Megan was on Rock of Love she was on Beauty and the Geek.
to Never too old for The DirtyLana Hughes says:
She a reality show fame wh@re, oh and don’t forget she was also on I Love Money, and Charm School, and Rock of Love, and Beauty and the Geek, oh and now her own show. Please tell me I am not the only one that thinks this is a complete fake. Plus she is so so so nasty look at her cellulite and her flabby stomach not to include her crocked nose and drawn on eyebrows.
to Lana Hugheswootie says:
I am just shocked that they were able to get Joe Pesci to play the plumber. They either have a great budget or he his skimming the bottom on scripts these days.
to wootieY says:
He looks like a combination of Joe Pesci and Jack Nicholson.
to Ywootie says:
That is exactly what I was thinking. So freaking gross. Can you imagine the two of them humping? It would be like the Penguin mounting a Possum.
to wootieBlondie says:
Nik, you are just now noticing that her t*ts sag? Look at her Playboy, it is horrible! I cant even look at her the same now…
to Blondieblueberry hill says:
if she picked the black guy in the end when why isn’t that a purple crayon in her mouth???
to blueberry hillAww.. says:
I like that show! It’s hilarious watching millionaires lose at life when they usually get what they want
to Aww..Anna-carlsbad85 says:
My ex is a video producer & I learned EVERYTHING on screen is fake, print too.
to Anna-carlsbad85