Penthouse Pet Dirty Celeb
Posted in Jacksonville, The Dirty, Would You? | August 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, OMG!!! I cannot believe this “Penthouse Pet” Jennifer has not been on your site before! This girl is very well known in Florida, specifically Jacksonville…her claim to fame was being on the cover of Penthouse March 06, and also Pet of the Month, March 2006. Since then she has done Club, Maxim, FHM, Fredericks Catalog, etc… Come on NIK!! I know I would in a heartbeat, but would you?
Answer: No, she has dog face… nose is way too puggy. Plus, Penthouse is the Fresh-Soph team (not even JV) for chicks who cannot make it in Playboy and you know how bad Playboy is these days.
Johnny Bravo says:
Dog face……doggy style….doggone, problem solved.
to Johnny BravoRandy says:
Gay Johhny Bravo and his boys like it doggystyle.
to Randylee magee says:
YEAH if that box was in my face like that rear water shot YEAH MAGEE WOULD !!!!!BUT NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT
to lee mageenon-socialist says:
Im sure you would no about JV, frosh or Soph teams (considering frosh and soph teams are JV Douche) that you never even played sports in high school nik you tool. Im certain you were that kid inthe corner that plotted a columbine take over as the outcast, im to cool for this school you complete ass clown. go jump off a bridge you celebrity parasite.
to non-socialistHey-o says:
Anyone have a clue about what this assclown is talking about?
to Hey-oAnonymous says:
My high school had varsity, JV, and a fresh/soph team for most sports.
to Anonymousmickey blue eyes says:
dirty she can be….i just wnt her 4 1 night..
to mickey blue eyesmhm says:
CROOKED MIDDLE FINGER
to mhmDahlia says:
Her finger is bent; she must have broken it.
to DahliaColonel Troutman says:
Penthouse must have fallen on hard times if this is the best they can do.
to Colonel TroutmanRandy says:
she is the BEST d*ckbreath
to RandyDirty 4 u says:
Haha this site is f*cking gay!!!! I know Jennifer and what the F are u talking about Dog Face????? Haha you guys are morons. She has natural full lips, naturan blue eyes, nice skin, and a nice ass. The only thing fake are her +2′s, (which every girl has), and she hilited her hair. Dont forget that she was on cover in 06, so legally she cannot even think about doing Playboy with the contract they have her under. Go hide back in your dark little corner Nik…I will take her over any of these other skanks on your site…PITIFUL F*G!!!!!!!!!!!
to Dirty 4 ufag says:
she must have let you touch her…. shes a 6.423253738938 at best with the +2′s
to fagJesus says:
Yummy!! She is super hot, but her nose is a tiny bit puggish
to JesusRandy says:
YOUR PUGGISH bulldog
to RandyMarch to my beat says:
Thats Jennifer Emerson, i knew i recognized her. She is so pretty…Dirty Army we gotta send in some more pics…these are not good to judge her on she is super hot
to March to my beattiffany selby says:
F ing blind homos. U guys pick apart even the most beautiful girls. Jen is gorgeois and my bff. I am scared what u would say about me.
to tiffany selbyHarley Momma says:
You guys must have the smallest DICKs in the world and can’t get any action yourselves so you pick on beautiful women that you’ve probably hit on and got turned down. MORRONS. Ever heard of driving a sports car or getting your penises PUMPED so we don’t need a magnifying glass & tweezers to find!!!!!
to Harley MommaTommy Jax says:
You guys who think this girl isn’t hot are F*G’s. I’ve seen her around town and she’s smokin hot. Not stuck up hot, but down to earth. HOT. You pussies probably have mommie touched me issues!!!!!!! May I suggest a good therapist and not a pity party dragging some HOT chick into it. NIK not only is your dick up some guys ass right now, but I think you’re “FOR THE GAYS!!!!!!”
to Tommy JaxKujo says:
She’s kinda SKANKY, but some of us dawgs like it!!!!
to KujoRaymond says:
Nik, you must be her JILTED EX lover or something to say those things about her. Come on…the crooked finger is the stupidest comment EVER. Is that the most intelligent thing you could come up with??? You all know she’s pretty and are just jealous. Ii saw the PENTHOUSE issue, have a signed copy and am a #1 fan (I hope). I went to the HUGE party in Miami to represent her hometown (JAX) and it was rockin. If I ever met this girl walkin down the street I may have a HEART attack right then and there. Keep ROCKIN JAX girl. We couldn’t of picked anyone better to REPRESENT!!!!!!!
to RaymondMax says:
I AGREE Ray. Go Girl, represent JAX how u do it BEST.
to MaxGay ALEX says:
OK, I’m out. I’m so gay I wouldn’t know a pretty girl if she ran me over with her boobs. I’m fat and I live with my Mom. I’m unemployed for being stupid so give me a break. If I say she’s a dog…just agree PLEASE so I will feel better than her for 1 minute of my pitiful, boring, ghetto life…. On a cold & rainy Chicago night a baby,gay, mexican illigitamate boy was born in the GHETTO. <<<—- my crying myself to sleep song
to Gay ALEXDirty Boy says:
Hey Dirty grl, you’re smokin hot.
to Dirty BoyHarley D says:
OH MY GOD, where has she been all of my life……I’m in LOVE.
to Harley DSteve says:
She’s HOT *ssholes
to SteveRandy says:
the person who put her on here is probly looser. they sure know everything about her career. is someone jealus because she has one and they dont
to RandyAlex the small penis Mexican says:
OHHH poor me, no one likes me cuz i live in a traler with my mom, her boyfriend, 8 dogs and 12 cats. I don’t even have a job, no car and no pussy anywhere in sight because i have hairy sweatty man boobs. This chick wouldn’t give me the time of day so i hate her
to Alex the small penis MexicanWhite Boy says:
She is FUGLY . Damn ugly has to be 40 years old and looks “soft” = fat.
No thanks – I’m not gay but she cant even be fixed with photoshop. Look at her old weathered finger.
to White BoyCheryl says:
White Boy, don’t be sippin on the hateraid cuz you’re FAT & UGLY. Hey did you know for every 30 lbs you loose, you can get an inch of your dick back!!!!!! Try Jenny Craig dumbass!!!!
to CherylNik hater says:
Nik why you hater like that? I bet you you been turned down soo many times and that is what makes you write like that about all these hot chicks. You need to get a life, and a shrink.
to Nik haterbgt89 in Saint Johns County says:
What a fag comment ‘nik’ or w//e your name is. Jennifer is a beautiful girl inside and out and has more class in her one ‘crooked finger’ then you could ever hope to have fag. get a life and stop hating on what you could never get even if you said ‘yes’ in one of your asshole replies. btw, how is that roid rage going niki boy?
to bgt89 in Saint Johns CountyMonster says:
Well i know this girl Jennifer Em*rson. She is truly ghetto…in a good way! She is fine, tight body, nice smile & lips, simply perfect. I say she is ghetto because every girl is scared of her, she may be pretty but she can fight. I have seen her fight 3 girls at once that jumped her and they all had to go to the hospital, except Jen..she got a couple bruises, thats it. I also hear she carrys a gun everywhere & has her permit. This is one BAD ASS B**CH!
to MonsterNick keeps deleting says:
Oh and BTW the reason her middle finger is crroked is because she has broken it twice beating b
to Nick keeps deleting*tches asses!!!!! Haters!!!!!!!!
Jens BFF says:
Jen is such a soldier! She has seen this post about her and she didnt even get upset, she just laughed and was like well at least they r talking about me, i must be important 2 them! She is so sweet and gorgeous.
to Jens BFFJessie B*yd says:
Whats up haters & whores?? Those r the only people that come on here 2 talk sh*t about Jen…haha if u only knew her u would feel bad 4 saying this sh*t…she is such a cool down 2 earth chick..she doesnt think shes the sh*t, and she still has the same friends since back in the day. This publicity has not gone to her head. I saw her at Plush on Fri and she weighs like 100 lbs soaking wet now, has black hair, and looks amazing. more natural than ever. I aspire to be like her.
to Jessie B*ydHi Haters says:
Haters wuduuupppp i cannot believe my lil Jen is such a star now and laughin at all u bitches, lol my dog is a soldier and i guarantee noone would say this to her face if they knew her have a great life sweatin my friend, u just make her more popular hahahahahaha LOVE, ROSE
to Hi HatersJessica says:
Hey this is my Best friend, Jen. Will you please take down these disgusting comments about her? What the hell is wrong with u people. Everyone on here is either jobless, gay, obese, or severly depressed, those are the only people that would say such things about such an intelligent, sincere, beautiful person such as Jennifer. Sinverely, Jessica B
to Jessicatiger ate my boot says:
tigertiger followed her like a puppy and when she told him to get lost, he started crying. poor tiger. life isnt fair is it gilligan
to tiger ate my boot