Penthouse Pet Dirty Celeb


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, OMG!!! I cannot believe this “Penthouse Pet” Jennifer has not been on your site before! This girl is very well known in Florida, specifically Jacksonville…her claim to fame was being on the cover of Penthouse March 06, and also Pet of the Month, March 2006. Since then she has done Club, Maxim, FHM, Fredericks Catalog, etc… Come on NIK!! I know I would in a heartbeat, but would you?

Answer:  No, she has dog face… nose is way too puggy.  Plus, Penthouse is the Fresh-Soph team (not even JV) for chicks who cannot make it in Playboy and you know how bad Playboy is these days.


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  1. August 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Johnny Bravo says:

    Dog face……doggy style….doggone, problem solved.

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  2. August 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    lee magee says:

    YEAH if that box was in my face like that rear water shot YEAH MAGEE WOULD !!!!!BUT NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT

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  3. August 17, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    non-socialist says:

    Im sure you would no about JV, frosh or Soph teams (considering frosh and soph teams are JV Douche) that you never even played sports in high school nik you tool. Im certain you were that kid inthe corner that plotted a columbine take over as the outcast, im to cool for this school you complete ass clown. go jump off a bridge you celebrity parasite.

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  4. August 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    mickey blue eyes says:

    dirty she can be….i just wnt her 4 1 night..

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  5. August 18, 2009 at 3:14 am

    mhm says:

    CROOKED MIDDLE FINGER

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  6. August 18, 2009 at 5:29 am

    Dahlia says:

    Her finger is bent; she must have broken it.

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  7. August 18, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Colonel Troutman says:

    Penthouse must have fallen on hard times if this is the best they can do.

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  8. August 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Dirty 4 u says:

    Haha this site is f*cking gay!!!! I know Jennifer and what the F are u talking about Dog Face????? Haha you guys are morons. She has natural full lips, naturan blue eyes, nice skin, and a nice ass. The only thing fake are her +2′s, (which every girl has), and she hilited her hair. Dont forget that she was on cover in 06, so legally she cannot even think about doing Playboy with the contract they have her under. Go hide back in your dark little corner Nik…I will take her over any of these other skanks on your site…PITIFUL F*G!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. August 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Jesus says:

    Yummy!! She is super hot, but her nose is a tiny bit puggish

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  10. August 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    March to my beat says:

    Thats Jennifer Emerson, i knew i recognized her. She is so pretty…Dirty Army we gotta send in some more pics…these are not good to judge her on she is super hot

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  11. August 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    tiffany selby says:

    F ing blind homos. U guys pick apart even the most beautiful girls. Jen is gorgeois and my bff. I am scared what u would say about me.

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  12. August 18, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Harley Momma says:

    You guys must have the smallest DICKs in the world and can’t get any action yourselves so you pick on beautiful women that you’ve probably hit on and got turned down. MORRONS. Ever heard of driving a sports car or getting your penises PUMPED so we don’t need a magnifying glass & tweezers to find!!!!!

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  13. August 18, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Tommy Jax says:

    You guys who think this girl isn’t hot are F*G’s. I’ve seen her around town and she’s smokin hot. Not stuck up hot, but down to earth. HOT. You pussies probably have mommie touched me issues!!!!!!! May I suggest a good therapist and not a pity party dragging some HOT chick into it. NIK not only is your dick up some guys ass right now, but I think you’re “FOR THE GAYS!!!!!!”

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  14. August 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Kujo says:

    She’s kinda SKANKY, but some of us dawgs like it!!!!

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  15. August 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Raymond says:

    Nik, you must be her JILTED EX lover or something to say those things about her. Come on…the crooked finger is the stupidest comment EVER. Is that the most intelligent thing you could come up with??? You all know she’s pretty and are just jealous. Ii saw the PENTHOUSE issue, have a signed copy and am a #1 fan (I hope). I went to the HUGE party in Miami to represent her hometown (JAX) and it was rockin. If I ever met this girl walkin down the street I may have a HEART attack right then and there. Keep ROCKIN JAX girl. We couldn’t of picked anyone better to REPRESENT!!!!!!!

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  16. August 18, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Max says:

    I AGREE Ray. Go Girl, represent JAX how u do it BEST.

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  17. August 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Gay ALEX says:

    OK, I’m out. I’m so gay I wouldn’t know a pretty girl if she ran me over with her boobs. I’m fat and I live with my Mom. I’m unemployed for being stupid so give me a break. If I say she’s a dog…just agree PLEASE so I will feel better than her for 1 minute of my pitiful, boring, ghetto life…. On a cold & rainy Chicago night a baby,gay, mexican illigitamate boy was born in the GHETTO. <<<—- my crying myself to sleep song

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  18. August 18, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Dirty Boy says:

    Hey Dirty grl, you’re smokin hot.

    Reply to Dirty Boy
  19. August 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Harley D says:

    OH MY GOD, where has she been all of my life……I’m in LOVE.

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  20. August 18, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Steve says:

    She’s HOT *ssholes

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  21. August 18, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    Randy says:

    the person who put her on here is probly looser. they sure know everything about her career. is someone jealus because she has one and they dont

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  22. August 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Alex the small penis Mexican says:

    OHHH poor me, no one likes me cuz i live in a traler with my mom, her boyfriend, 8 dogs and 12 cats. I don’t even have a job, no car and no pussy anywhere in sight because i have hairy sweatty man boobs. This chick wouldn’t give me the time of day so i hate her

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  23. August 19, 2009 at 12:14 am

    White Boy says:

    She is FUGLY . Damn ugly has to be 40 years old and looks “soft” = fat.

    No thanks – I’m not gay but she cant even be fixed with photoshop. Look at her old weathered finger.

    Reply to White Boy
    • August 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm

      Cheryl says:

      White Boy, don’t be sippin on the hateraid cuz you’re FAT & UGLY. Hey did you know for every 30 lbs you loose, you can get an inch of your dick back!!!!!! Try Jenny Craig dumbass!!!!

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  24. August 21, 2009 at 8:25 am

    Nik hater says:

    Nik why you hater like that? I bet you you been turned down soo many times and that is what makes you write like that about all these hot chicks. You need to get a life, and a shrink.

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  25. August 29, 2009 at 11:47 am

    bgt89 in Saint Johns County says:

    What a fag comment ‘nik’ or w//e your name is. Jennifer is a beautiful girl inside and out and has more class in her one ‘crooked finger’ then you could ever hope to have fag. get a life and stop hating on what you could never get even if you said ‘yes’ in one of your asshole replies. btw, how is that roid rage going niki boy?

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  26. September 4, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Monster says:

    Well i know this girl Jennifer Em*rson. She is truly ghetto…in a good way! She is fine, tight body, nice smile & lips, simply perfect. I say she is ghetto because every girl is scared of her, she may be pretty but she can fight. I have seen her fight 3 girls at once that jumped her and they all had to go to the hospital, except Jen..she got a couple bruises, thats it. I also hear she carrys a gun everywhere & has her permit. This is one BAD ASS B**CH!

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  27. September 4, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Nick keeps deleting says:

    Oh and BTW the reason her middle finger is crroked is because she has broken it twice beating b
    *tches asses!!!!! Haters!!!!!!!!

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  28. September 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Jens BFF says:

    Jen is such a soldier! She has seen this post about her and she didnt even get upset, she just laughed and was like well at least they r talking about me, i must be important 2 them! She is so sweet and gorgeous.

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  29. September 30, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Jessie B*yd says:

    Whats up haters & whores?? Those r the only people that come on here 2 talk sh*t about Jen…haha if u only knew her u would feel bad 4 saying this sh*t…she is such a cool down 2 earth chick..she doesnt think shes the sh*t, and she still has the same friends since back in the day. This publicity has not gone to her head. I saw her at Plush on Fri and she weighs like 100 lbs soaking wet now, has black hair, and looks amazing. more natural than ever. I aspire to be like her.

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  30. November 2, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    Hi Haters says:

    Haters wuduuupppp i cannot believe my lil Jen is such a star now and laughin at all u bitches, lol my dog is a soldier and i guarantee noone would say this to her face if they knew her have a great life sweatin my friend, u just make her more popular hahahahahaha LOVE, ROSE

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  31. November 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Jessica says:

    Hey this is my Best friend, Jen. Will you please take down these disgusting comments about her? What the hell is wrong with u people. Everyone on here is either jobless, gay, obese, or severly depressed, those are the only people that would say such things about such an intelligent, sincere, beautiful person such as Jennifer. Sinverely, Jessica B

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  32. April 11, 2010 at 3:38 am

    tiger ate my boot says:

    tigertiger followed her like a puppy and when she told him to get lost, he started crying. poor tiger. life isnt fair is it gilligan

    Reply to tiger ate my boot

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