THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the Heidi Montag (Horseface) playboy pics, Hefner paid her to be in Playboy for what looks like Maxim Magazine pics. She looks disgusting, everything on her is fake. Playboy has officially gone down hill!
Hef has offically lost it, I heard rumors that his girlfriends are now there just to change his diapers and make sure he takes the right meds. Sad. The old Hef would have never let Heidi not take off her clothes, he’s getting soft with his old age, literally.- nik
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I hate Heidi! says:
This shim is BEAT! She looks like she has a touch of downs.
to I hate Heidi!Playboy who? says:
The mag and the mansion are a disgrace. Anyone can open their legs and pose and any sk*nk or loser can get in the mansion now… PB Its no longer exclusive and cool,, it general populated it aint sh*t!! the girls that pose are nothing but a joke.. my neighbor is hotterrrr..
to Playboy who?saucy says:
i know, i love how any girl who makes it onto playboy website, like fresh faces, acts like it’s the biggest accomplishment ever. that’s all they talk about. daveed benito’s girlfriend here in scottsdale, nyx ortega as she likes to call herself.. lauren… that’s allllll she ever talks about, & of course it’s her defualt name on myspace “playboy model”…. mmkay she’s like 5 feet tall little skrawny lookin girl, nowhere near what you usually envision when you hear playboy model. and her page says she’s in the process of making playmate!!! bahahahah!!!! omg r u kidding? girls, stop it! soooo sad playboy couldnt remain one of those exclusive “clubs” that were picky & you had to be something to get into. keep our attention. marylin would turn in her grave.
to saucyyup says:
I must agree with the rest of you. Playboy 2 thumbs down!! u suck! no top quality models.. My ex “LM” did it 2 years ago and thats all she could ever talk about. Brags and brags. I left her insecure sorry *ss!
to yupSaucy PROPS!! says:
Well said.. hahah Oh their name changes to: Miss Playboy or Miss Playmate or Miss (month) ‘s Playmate so and so.. LOL.. awwh poor girls =( Is that their highests accomplishment in life taking their clothes off? for the world to see their stank p*ssy!? their only their claim to fame? hahah go to school ladies then brag!Get your masters like I did =)
to Saucy PROPS!!take a good look says:
what a waste of ad space in playboy this creature is not even close to playboy material
to take a good lookBlind says:
Playboy material? brotha there hasnt been playboy material women featured in the mag for years now…. Its a complete disaster.. Again Ill say : Hef has been scrapping the bottom of the barrel ever since he got with those 3 ding balls hes lost it.. The PB bunnies are notttt hott.. Hustler H*es r much hotter… I decided!
to BlindMiami Army Member says:
wow…def. horse faced out…you think it was like a Playboy Bestiality issue?
to Miami Army Memberlmfao says:
omg i just spit all over myself, hahahaha! that was heeeelarious. good one
to lmfaoWTF? says:
Why is her mouth hanging open in all of the pics like a ra-tard?
to WTF?Nik Richie is a Loser says:
Playboy is dead.
to Nik Richie is a Loserreally? says:
like I said PB mag has lost it for the last 5 yrs now… The girls are beat and theyre NOBODY… Anyone can pose for playboy now its a joke~~ LOL PLAYBOY MAG HAS BEEN A JOKE FOR YEARS NOW!! Hef is desperate!
to really?Susanna says:
I’m embarrassed for her!
to Susannanope says:
Im embarrassed for my boy HEF. He needs to give it up. Put it to rest before he continues making a fool out of himself. Hes made poor decisions the last 3 years.. I AGREE WITH THE DIRTY THAT PLAYBOY IS A JOKE.. the bunnies arent all that anymore.
to nopeRandal P says:
In case you didn’t notice Hef is in a coma.
to Randal PB says:
I couldnt agree more, not only is she gross on the outside but she is grosser on the inside
to Btigertiger says:
Playboy “is” dead I also head Hef has considered selling it but the only offer was about 150 million…that`s sad condering what it used to be worth.
to tigertigerjmo says:
when will this waste of a human go away!!!!
to jmoLONG BEACH says:
dang, sad to see HEF go down hill like this.
to LONG BEACHAt least he’s lived the good life most of his life
more ass then anyone will ever get
1970 boy says:
Playboy chicks are all beat.. They dont make them like they used to.. back in the Carmen Electra days.. The girls were suppper hot and sassy! Now days your average joe can pose!! hahaha!
to 1970 boyGIVE IT UP HEF says:
STOP ALLOWING TROLLS AND HORSES TO POSE. GIVE IT UP BROTHAH/.. I STOPPED BUYING THE MAG 2 YEARS AGO,, IT KEPT GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. NOW I BROWSE THROUGH IT AND NOD MY HEAD.. NOTHING HOT.
to GIVE IT UP HEFlmfao says:
Nik, please tell me you’ve read the playboy interview, spencer interviewing heidi??! omg the dumbest f**king thing ever. i don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or to feel sooo sooo sorry for them.. he says he drives a bugatti everyday… bah!
to lmfaoColonel Troutman says:
Hey, I’ve arrived. Nik is parroting my lines (about the Depends diapers and meds). I can smile now.
to Colonel Troutman2punk says:
I dont know which one on of them (heidi or spence) is the worst. Spence looks like a cake eater with a coke problem and well if this chick is all thats left im gonna look for a brad pitt!
to 2punksaucy says:
ps. for those who would say, no i’d never read that interview it’s a waste of time… i totally get, i’m the same way, but for real, you will get the biggets kick out of it. it’s not “hey read it because you care about them they r so interesting” it’s “hey u will not believe ur eyes at how sad they r”. its one thing to be made fun of for being dumbasses but geezus they actually come out & say the stupidest sh*t ever.
to saucyelle says:
Not a Heidi fan but it’s not like Jessica Hahn was a looker….or chyna for that matter!!! So Hef may of lost it, but he’s always had some questionable celeb layouts. And Don’t even get me started on those “I just had a baby” or over 40 celebs he keeps putting in there yuck! No thanks on Lisa Rinna or Carnie wilson either. Anywooooo…..next.
to elleYour Girl Toodles says:
Good point elle…I bet the issue with “Chyna” sold a million…..I mean..who didn’t want to know if she had a greg or not? Scandalous!!!
to Your Girl Toodlesbill says:
Hefs’ daughter is running the company now.
to billI think she is offended by naked women.
BUNG-ER says:
It looks like POOP smeared all over her. I can’t look anymore.
to BUNG-ERSCAT issue…. FAIL.
Randal P says:
I sent the issue back- unopened with their last renewal offer and told them to remove me from the subscriber list and do not solicit me ever again. This magazine is headed to bankruptcy. Didn’t Spencer get credit for bankrupting Playgirl Magazine? Heidi just ended Playboy Magazine. She is one of the ugliest tralier park Ho es I have ever scene. Spencer is nothing but a bottom feeding pimp. Hef has left the building.
to Randal Phahaha says:
she’s gross.
to hahahanik007 says:
Seems like PB is taking on rejects and wannabes. What a shame for what otherwise was a very classy mag!
to nik007Agreed says:
If you look at pictures of her from the first episode of the Hills…she looks competely different. Nose, lips, and boobs have been done. She looked better before all her opperations.
to AgreedYour Girl Toodles says:
You are totally right…..she looked like the girl next door in the beginning. Now she’s just a cookie cutter version of every other bimbo in LA. Have some individuality ffs. But..with douchebag Spencer guiding the way, what can we expect?
to Your Girl Toodlesmickey blue eyes says:
its nice 2 see her in doggie….just how i like it…..blue eyes….
to mickey blue eyes