The Burrito Lost, Nik Richie Wins
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To answer all the DIRTY ARMY emails I have been getting on The Burrito drama from this past weekend at Crobar in Chicago… well here you go.
- 50 tyson
- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
- Access Douche
- Acorn
- Adobe
- AIM
- Alien
- Anteaters
- AR Mystery
- Aubrey (H)O'Day
- Back-Up Dancer
- Billy the Corky
- Black Barbie Shim
- Blonde Snookie
- Blonkey
- BMD
- Bomba
- BoobSquatch
- Booty Chest
- Boston Globes
- Brock's Chick
- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
- Brody Chinner
- Burnt Bacon
- Canary
- Carlsbad
- Carmex
- Carrollton
- Casper
- CG-Girl
- Chernobyl
- Chesticles
- Chewbacca
- Chicago Lizard
- Chin-Chilla
- Cigar
- Cinnamon Twist
- Circus Coon
- Clown Under
- Cock Star
- Cole Soar
- ConRoids
- Crow
- D-Nazi
- Dallas Blonde Mafia
- Darling Dikki
- Derby
- Donkey
- Donkey Kong
- Dr. Douche
- E.T.
- Elvira
- Fake Equis
- Fake Kim Kardashian
- Fighter
- Fish Lips
- Fivehead
- Forhidden
- Frankie DelTaco
- Freddy Fags
- Frog
- G-Girl
- Gayviator
- Goose
- Gremlin
- Gretchen Rossi
- Grinch
- Guinea Pig
- Gumbi
- Guppy
- Gwins
- Half Squat
- HDBB
- House Of Crayons
- Houston Rockets
- Human Cheeto
- iPout
- Jaden Solo
- Junior Varsity
- Justin Bobby
- Kaden Solo
- Kangaroid
- Kanye Chest
- Kochran Kardashian
- Krispy Kreme
- Krusty
- Lamey
- Lawyer Mike
- Leinart's Beer Bong B*tch
- Leper
- Loptimus Prime
- MAC Attack
- Malpractice
- Maple Queef
- Mapquest
- Maxy Mouse
- Michelin
- Miss Good Finger
- Miss Tommy Gun
- Mr. 615
- My Little Pony
- Nick Malibu
- Nickel
- Night Rider
- Nik's Chick
- Nintendoll
- Optical Illusion
- Osama Chin Laden
- P-Nazi
- Picasso
- Prodigy
- Pucker
- Rackstar
- Red Rocket
- RichieRexic
- RO-Hawk
- RoidBoy
- Roller Girl
- Same Face Barbie
- Same-Face
- Scooby
- Scooby Snack
- Sea Biscuit
- Secretariat
- Shimderella
- Shomos
- Silver Dollar
- Smeagol
- Snaggle Tooth
- Soccer Mom
- Spartica
- Star F*cker
- Sugar Tranny
- Sunset Douche
- Super Pimp Trout
- Sword Case
- T-Girl
- Tara Bobgreg
- Tatouche
- The Burrito
- The Gap
- The Nanny
- The Pelican
- The Predator
- Thickness
- Timberfake
- Tony Fag
- Tranny Manny
- Travolta
- Udders
- Uncle Chuck
- Unicorn
- VanTranny
- Veins
- White Buffalo
- Wild Thing
- Wire Transfer
- Wombat
- Xyz
- Yahoo
- Zed
Dirty Celebs
Dirty Athletes
- Air Force
- Alabama
- Appalachian State
- Arizona / UofA
- Arizona State
- Auburn
- Berkeley
- Butler
- BYU
- Central Florida
- Central Michigan
- Chico State
- Clemson
- Davidson
- Delaware
- Drake
- Duke
- E. Carolina Univ
- FIDM
- Marine Corps
- Florida State
- Fresno State
- Georgetown
- George Wash
- Georgia
- Gonzaga
- Harvard
- Hawaii
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kansas State
- LSU
- Marine Corps
- Marquette
- Marshall
- Maryland
- Miami (Ohio)
- Michigan
- Michigan St.
- Minnesota
- Mississippi State
- Missouri
- Montana State
- Navy
- NC State
- Nebraska
- Notre Dame
- Ohio
- Ohio State
- Oklahoma
- Oklahoma State
- Ole Miss
- Oregon
- Oregon State
- Penn State
- Pitt
- Purdue
- Rollins College
- Rutgers
- SDSU
- Southern
- S. Illinois Univ
- South Florida
- Stanford
- Texas
- Texas A&M
U.S.
Canada
- Anchorage
- Atlanta
- Austin
- Baltimore
- Baton Rouge
- Charlotte
- Chicago
- Cincinnati
- Cleveland
- Columbus
- Dallas
- Denver
- Detroit
- Dublin
- Hamptons
- Hollywood
- Honolulu
- Houston
- Huntington Beach
- Ibiza
- Indianapolis
- Jackson
- Jacksonville
- Kansas City
- Las Vegas
- Little Rock
- Los Angeles
- Miami
- Montréal
- Manchester
- Manhattan
- Maui
- Melbourne
- Memphis
- Nashville
- Newport
- New England
- New Jersey
- New Orleans
- New York City
- Orlando
- Paris
- Philadelphia
- Pittsburgh
- Portland
- Raleigh-Durham
- Reno
- Richmond
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Your manager can’t spell. Threw=Through…..
I know… I keep telling him, but he doesn’t want to change it.- nik
Twitter is for Twits…..
Is that a picture of your manager on hisa twitter? If it is he is hot as sh*t.
That dispells the theory that the Burrito thing was a promotional stunt how? Kinda like the Long Island guy who was gonna beat up Nik, and Burrito in Vegas, etc.
Nik’s Manager is just like him, for the gays. They probably bang each other.
I agree with Ummmm, time to get a manager who can spell
Quit beating the fake dead horse…
Ari must be a genius too. Read his bio “threw the eyes” Maybe that’s why nik is so gay, ari “threw” his eyes. douchetards
His check bounced!
I wasn’t able to be there this weekend but I’m sure TONY ARZADON (the DJ.. and from Jumpsmokers) threw down as usual, didn’t he? Good job blocking Burrito from Cro — extremely well played. Wish I could’ve been there for it.
fuk burrito and nik
You are the f**king man!!! F**K that douche bag. He got exactly what he deserved. Trying to be a big man and just looked like a chump. What a dumbass. YAY for Nik! (Nik – 1 Burrito – 0)
Niks manager looks like every other mini greg roid head.
CROBER?
lol nik thats awesome.good seein you at crobar.come back soon.
Hey Nik do you have this on tape? I don’t know what Crober is, if its a club or just a bar but doesn’t most clubs/bars have video surveillance? If you do have a video of this PLEASE post it!!! It would be amazing and awesome for the Dirty Army to see!
I would
I’ll bet he cried his eyes out while doing his fish lip thing. LMAO!!!!
Is he f***ing serious with that profile pic?? What a duechebag…..no matter how many bench presses he does, he will always be a dork
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