THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heard you were wondering if Pittsburgh has any other bangable girls besides Brock’s Chick. Well how about Leigh and Em? Em is crazy wild and Leigh is right behind here in terms of drinking. I’d say representing pretty strong although Em is a West V transplant by way of Cinci and her face usually isn’t that bloated. What do you think both better than Brock’s Chick?

Answer: No, I see double chins, beat bodies, and average faces.