Val, Would You?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik come on, this is Val… Would You?

Answer: No, she has a wrinkle that looks like an appendix scar across her stomach where her fishing lure is attached.  Plus the triangle REFUND Gap is weird to me… never seen one shaped like that.


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  1. August 9, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Turk says:

    You have been “randomly” selected for additional screening the next time you show up at LAX. You filthy camel jockey!!!

    Reply to Turk
  2. August 9, 2009 at 7:37 am

    WTF? says:

    How stupid can nik richie be? This women is hot, he probably doesn’t like her cause she is taller then him. Learn to accept your “short” comings nik.

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  3. August 9, 2009 at 8:16 am

    ... says:

    self post… & hey val, you’re an idiot for sending in a pic with your face covered. doesn’t even make consideration when we can’t see your face. loser.

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  4. August 9, 2009 at 8:45 am

    jimbo says:

    She’s ten times hotter then the mutt that won round one of your joke of a run off yesterday.

    Reply to jimbo
  5. August 9, 2009 at 8:46 am

    USMC says:

    I have. Gotta love San Diego!

    Reply to USMC
  6. August 9, 2009 at 9:02 am

    habez says:

    You couldn’t send a better picture? Worthless!

    Reply to habez
  7. August 9, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Johnny says:

    i’d eat a yard of her sh*t just to smell her ass.

    Reply to Johnny
  8. August 9, 2009 at 9:44 am

    WTF says:

    Her face is blocked but I’d do her from behind !!!

    Reply to WTF
  9. August 9, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Fo Sho says:

    She’s hot. Id hit it.

    Reply to Fo Sho
  10. August 9, 2009 at 10:01 am

    drifter says:

    Nik these are what real breasts look like. Shocking I know and very rare in your neck o’ the woods but these are nice real breasts no refunds allowed…

    Reply to drifter
  11. August 9, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Arnold says:

    “refund gap” you are so stupid you can’t even recognize a set of OEM’s.

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  12. August 9, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Anonymous says:

    I’d hit it.

    Reply to Anonymous
  13. August 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

    ! says:

    you really are a f*g

    Reply to !
  14. August 9, 2009 at 10:48 am

    norfolk says:

    That’s the way boobs naturally falls. *Looks at own natural boobs. Yep that’s right* The bikini top she is wearing isn’t pulling it up like a bra would. You sir are a virgin & have never admired a naked woman’s body before (in real life, like face to face)

    Reply to norfolk
  15. August 9, 2009 at 10:57 am

    selfpost says says:

    NIK,

    can you screen these more carefully………………… SELFPOSTING is lame, stupid,and non of these chicks well EVER be a real celebrity

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  16. August 9, 2009 at 11:08 am

    hell no says:

    This is an obvious case of hide the horseface.

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  17. August 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!) says:

    We need to see her face before we can make a judgement call, but she has a nice body.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (Odom is back!!!)
  18. August 9, 2009 at 11:34 am

    M.P. says:

    She DOES bend in the wrong place.

    Reply to M.P.
  19. August 9, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Uber Joe says:

    Val’s a friend of mine and an absolute sweetheart. One of the nicest girls I’ve ever met. Just so you know.

    Reply to Uber Joe
  20. August 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Saucy says:

    Still doesn’t hide her huge beak. Look how big it is with the glass in front of it!

    Reply to Saucy
  21. August 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Still a virgin? says:

    Somthing tells me this chick has had more dick than hot meals. Just llike all the other girls pictured on this site.

    Reply to Still a virgin?
  22. August 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    nitroman says:

    dude shes hot and those t*ts are real

    Reply to nitroman
  23. August 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    nik-is-gay says:

    Why Nic why? Come back to the hetro-side……p*ssy good..dick bad…

    Reply to nik-is-gay
  24. August 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Those are dumbass!

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. August 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    007 says:

    why would you send this picture in? cant even see what her face looks like

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  26. August 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    texasboy says:

    dude!! i would nail that dirty lil wh*re !!!!
    you must pull some boy band a$$ cause thats nice!!

    Reply to texasboy
  27. August 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    dizzy says:

    she is perfect

    Reply to dizzy
  28. August 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    mike in portland says:

    once again nik prove he has sugar in his tank

    Reply to mike in portland
  29. August 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    WAYTOGOODFORYOU says:

    Your nuts! I would ina heart beat! In fact whats her number, she needs to be my wife

    Reply to WAYTOGOODFORYOU
  30. August 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Verno says:

    I think I’m in love

    Reply to Verno
  31. August 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Anonymous says:

    id f*ck

    Reply to Anonymous
  32. August 9, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    AJ says:

    Something about this woman is very hot. My type of lady. Drinks wine from a cup.

    Reply to AJ
  33. August 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    EV says:

    Need to see a pic without the cup. It might just be the way her hair is but it looks like her forehead is huge.

    Reply to EV
  34. August 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    p says:

    I like her

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  35. August 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    deekhead says:

    i wonder if she would let me stick it in her if i bought her a couch?

    Reply to deekhead
  36. August 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    SH69 says:

    Ew nice refund gap. Gross and saggy.

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  37. August 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    chittykats says:

    You’re slippin!
    Those are beautiful real saggers ala a bit of airbrush.
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    I’ll take my real saggers ANY day!

    Reply to chittykats
  38. August 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    hell no says:

    how are people saying yes without even seeing her face?

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  39. August 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    duhh says:

    you get triangle gaps when you have real boobs. Nik…i’m almost positve your for the gays

    Reply to duhh
  40. August 10, 2009 at 1:15 am

    Anonymous says:

    she looks pretty

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  41. August 10, 2009 at 1:28 am

    anyways says:

    nik is a club promoter!

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  42. August 10, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Seriously? says:

    Haha Nik who would get a boob job that small definitely not a redund gap those look real
    And if you knew anything an appendix scar is very small and doesn’t even go across your abdomen like that.
    It’s clear that you just find random sh*t wrong with perfectly fine girls for the hell of it.

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    • August 10, 2009 at 8:26 am

      Anonymous says:

      True. Appendix scar would be NOWHERE near there.
      But we all know the reason Nik runs this site is because he could never do anything legit with his life. Don’t expect much out of the short man’s brain.

      Reply to Anonymous
  43. August 10, 2009 at 8:27 am

    The Real WHATEVER says:

    She’s a 4 at best because of the 19 inch Magnavox TV with the air freshener cone on top of it..

    Reply to The Real WHATEVER
  44. August 10, 2009 at 8:38 am

    EV says:

    Seriously? – Wow, I think you may have actually wrapped your head around this one! Can’t say the same for apparently 90% of the commenting population on this website. It’s an act! Find ANY small imperfection. He’s been doing it since this sites birth, but of course, all the mindless new members simply can’t understand a running joke when they see one.

    Notice how the old members come in here and offer further scrutiny while the new members come in here like “OMG NIK IS FOR THE GAYS THIS CHICK IS TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL”.

    Reply to EV
    • August 10, 2009 at 9:57 am

      ...."i'm an old member"... says:

      well dont you feel part of the club…

      Reply to ...."i'm an old member"...
      • August 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm

        Pffft says:

        Who gives a sh@t if you’re an old member….nothing to brag about on this racist, womanizing “site”. Have you noticed most can’t even spell or punctuate? HAHA, that includes Nik. People have something to say about Nik because he’s a rude, crude, racist, uneducated, unethical, piece of sh@t. What a fun club…..lol

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      • August 11, 2009 at 8:57 am

        Jess says:

        he was being funny & making fun of the guy above him, EV… you’re the idiot.

        Reply to Jess
      • August 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

        EV says:

        I replied to “Seriously?” Thus why I typed his name in my response. Reading Comprehension > You and all the idiots who responded to me.

        Reply to EV
      • August 11, 2009 at 10:47 am

        EV says:

        Uh, no he wasn’t. Read his comment again you moron. The joke flew way above his head.

        Reply to EV
  45. August 10, 2009 at 8:40 am

    me says:

    she’s cute. not really hot.

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  46. August 10, 2009 at 9:45 am

    yea says:

    those are real tits and that’s not where an appendix scare would be…idiot

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  47. August 10, 2009 at 9:53 am

    blah says:

    she looks good to me

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  48. August 10, 2009 at 10:59 am

    me says:

    she is skinny and a pretty “girl next door” look. Anyone is ridiculous if yo uthink this girl is fat in any way!!!!!

    Reply to me
  49. August 10, 2009 at 11:25 am

    real boobs says:

    triangle refund gap? youv never seen one
    cause all you must hang around are fake boob
    girls. triangle meens there REAL. WOAH must
    shock you.

    Reply to real boobs
  50. August 10, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Photoshop is for Liars.... says:

    If this is the same Val that used to live in Sac there is a reason she’s hiding her face. One of those girls that photographs ok, but in person…scary!

    Reply to Photoshop is for Liars....

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