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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you love your dirty athletes bro. Check out Cardinal’s tight end, Ben Patrick. Currently serving a 4 game suspension for testing positive for a banned substance. Looks like he is enjoying the time off the Cards gave him playing some beer pong. Check out how beat these asu chicks are. Isn’t he a little old to be at Co-ed parties? They gotta be 19, 20 at the max. Third pro season, I’d hope I was on to bigger and better things. He probably feels like a god around them. I don’t understand these youngins, don’t they take a lesson from the veterans, marry a hot chick and stay out of sight in your plush pad. My boy goes to his girlfriends gym, she’s a goddess, she must not be doing something right at home if he’d rather be with these girls. I especially like the pic of him grabbing the girls ass, his pants are down. Drunk asu girl and dropped pants, looks like he’ll be getting a sexual assault charge in no time at this rate. I love the beer bellies on the girls, isn’t it just the first week of school? So nik, here’s the real question, which one would you have put your greg in?
I love how the Cardinals had a team meeting with the players (again) this year to discuss how to not end up on TheDirty.com… I am assuming Ben Patrick fell asleep when they did the Matt Leinart slideshow.- nik
GT says:
I grew up with Ben and he has every right to have a drink with us.
to GTAnonymous says:
Idiot went to Duke
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
You’re never too old to party with coeds. Sounds like the writer has jealousy issues. Did Ben Patrick get with your girl that night?
to AnonymousPro athletes do pull tail—-deal with it.
Banger says:
Gorillas in the mist.
to Bangerha ha says:
He looks just like an extra from planet of the apes!!!
to ha haben patrick says:
I appreciate people defending me…to the people with negative comments..I appreciate you too…have a god day
to ben patrickben patrick says:
Good
to ben patrickLoser says:
Poster is a no-life loser.Sorry you’re not invited to partys and spend the weekends in your mothers basment. Thank God for your internet connection. Dik, Ya it really shows him partying down doesn’t it. I would rather see 3 funny post per day than 15 worthless ones. The content on this site is sinking faster than the Titantic.
to Loserhabez says:
Another reason why I love this website. Good looking out NIK
to habezDon says:
That colored guy seems to have the BIGGEST smile on his face with his arm wrapped around that white boy? Humm, I thought those jail house habits were easy to drop once you were on parole? Don’t get me wrong I dont blame blacks for hitting on the nastier white females because I have seen their women and it’s pretty poor pickings?
to Donget a damn life! says:
and your skanky white women are the poorest of the poor pickens, with their ole nasty fake boobs and fake bodys and skinny boney ass orthopedic bodies!! Plus they are ugly as hell also!! Dont get it twisted bitvh black men only want 2 things from your white hoes and thats anal and BJ’s!! nothing else ,, respect comes from their own, they wouldnt even think about doing to a black woman what they do to those skanks and then spend their $$$$ on top of it,, uh i dont blame them either!!
to get a damn life!:) says:
UMMM according to the US FBI stats 2008 black men beat, rape and kill black woman at a higher rate than any other race. Not to mention that 70% of black children born in the US are to an absentee father. So, you point is a lie and clearly black men do not like, want, or care about black woman. Thanks for playing and losing once again I think that brings me to 55-0.
to :)birds fly high says:
ahahha look in that first pic…hes got his pants down…kinda irrelevant but i jus noticed that
to birds fly highdale of scotts says:
the liqour bottles lined up like trophies along the cabinet tops are classic. look at us. we’re old enough (or not) to drink.
to dale of scottsthat’s how we roll…d-syndrome in the house!
Nicole Brown says:
Look daddy I are hanging out with negroes now – I am a bottom bitch crack wh*re who will be dead real soon. Love you.
to Nicole Brown:) says:
lol best comment I have read in months.
to :)get a damn life! says:
your mama!! dirty b*tch reply!!
to get a damn life!get a damn life! says:
he should have killed that dirty hoe ass Nicole!!
to get a damn life!:) says:
He did kill her you brainless monkey…nevermind I am sorry I forgot you are a ghetto welfare case and do not have a tv.
to :)Namibia says:
Isn’t this at vista del sol in tempe on the ASU campus????
to Namibiatarat says:
yeah…I live at vista, my apartment looks exactly like that one.
to taratben patrick says:
So in the year 2009…this sort of ignorance is produced..merely from people having fun? Certainly entitled to your own opinions…I feel sorry for your unborn child…they’ll be brought up by parents of pure ignorance and stupidity. But I do appreciate your negative comments…keep em coming
to ben patrickOh really says:
Ignorance LOL, my friend you are a perfect example of it 3 reasons.
to Oh really1. You earn a 4 game suspension for no approved substances.
2. You take suggestive photos with a woman while your pants are down and hand groping her.
3. Lastly you keep responding to everything on here.
Maybe you should take some of that money from being an over paid idiot and do something for the community like, let’s think a donation to SADD or MADD. Due to the fact that you are an NFL PLAYER promoting drinking and partying by “what looks to be under age men and women”. Don’t get me wrong not saying that you can’t go out and do your thing but think man. When you signed that contract you took on more than the game and money you took on the spotlight and responsibility. You can try to spin off on anything you want but the thing is you are not one of these haters/bigots on here so quit turning it around and do something positive.
Chocolate Teabag says:
Jesus, you really thought you were replying to Ben Patrich didn’t you?
to Chocolate TeabagAnonymous says:
Hey Ben,
to AnonymousYou played with my Boy at UD! Do your thing man, just be careful, there are a lot of haters out there. Be safe, and live your life kid…
GT says:
Ben isn’t 90…When I was a few years out of college I had a few friends in college…I tag a sorority beeeatch if I felt like it….
to GTGadonkadonk says:
Ben, at least tell us which girl or girls you tapped that night.
to GadonkadonkAnonymous says:
We should have just paid a $10,000 salary, that would be enough for tuition and room and board. He’s always injured or suspended anyways. Let him have his fun at ASU.
to Anonymousben patrick says:
I wasn’t there to tap ne chics..I was there visiting my boy I graduated with from duke who goes to asu.
to ben patrickcanadian says:
Dude had to drink that much booze to be “in the mood” to tap those ASU trolls. Probably tapped all the guys there as well.
to canadianZoom Zoom says:
“Look! I went away to college and I am sooooo hot and sooooo cool that pro athletes want to party with me! I’m going to take a bunch of pics and post them online as fast as I can so EVERYBODY knows!” How do these guys not learn?
to Zoom ZoomAnonymous says:
actually these are my photos, and THAT is not how it happened…….. i took photos of my freinds not cuase he was there becuase i took many that night….. i’m from england so i don’t know what the hell rubbish people care about an athele just enjoying himself! I put them on facebook and they simply got copied and taken from my facebook ILLEGALLY by some ****. which i have now e-mailed them to tell them to take them down.
to Anonymousaddy says:
no…. thats not how it happened mate…….. i took these photos, i took many photos that night of all of my freinds and they were stolen from my facebook ! ILLEGALLY.
to addyJust Sayin says:
taken illegally? R U serious? Anything you post is fair game moron.
to Just Sayin40k M says:
the only decent looking blonde looks annoyed with the albino guy. A little lipo will do her a lot
to 40k Mlol says:
dirty nigs i sware
to lolget a damn life! says:
your mama is dirty,, you dirty pale face pervert!!
to get a damn life!booooty says:
I would do unforgivable things to that black man
to booootyscottsdalian says:
is it just me, or do these guys constantly preach about how they are stereotyped, yada yada yada and yet never fail to find themselves in these scenarios? whatever one he tapped was not worth it to be a victim of the DIRTY ARMY
to scottsdalian:) says:
Sterotypes are based on truths. Blacks are poor, stupid, unemployed, on welfare, commit the majority of violent crimes including rape, murder and robbery, are absentee fathers, do not graduate highschool, have the highest % of hiv, std’s, are the most incarcirated race, ummmm I know im forgetting a few, oh yeah like fried chicken and watermelon and they smell bad.
to :)Rick James says:
But Obama’s going to change EVERYTHING!
to Rick JamesOrly? says:
So whites are racist, sibling-banging, incest-loving,secretly-wanting black ass, tiny-dick having people, they also make up 99 percent of serial killers, pedophiles, and other sexual deviants, oh yea and they also smell like wet dogs. I guess raping little boys and underage girls dens’t count as violent crime eh?
to Orly?WOW says:
i really cant believe people are still racist and Ben is a total sweet heart and sucks toes really good YUM i miss it
to WOW(watch what ppl you hang with)
Gadonkadonk says:
So YOU’RE the one he tapped, eh?
to GadonkadonkAnonymous says:
ive seen him suck a toe … man’s got talent
to Anonymouscaddy lover says:
sucks toes really good???? If I was on Ben’s side wouldn’t the point be to not blast his personal life?? How many people just read that? Drop the black and white crap, its not about race, its about athletes not keeping their stuff contained. No matter how many times they witness it around them, they will still put themselves in the exact same spot.
to caddy loveraddy says:
YOU people are all dicks! he did not tap anyone………. i was there , was innocent freinds hanging out. Can’t believe people care! i was the one who took these photos.. which where ILLEGALLY taken from my facebook… which i have e-mailed them to take them down immediately!
to addyEinstein says:
I see he likes the white meat, typical Cardinal.
to EinsteinOh really says:
Ignorance LOL, my friend you are a perfect example of it 3 reasons.
1. You earn a 4 game suspension for no approved substances.
2. You take suggestive photos with a woman while your pants are down and hand groping her.
3. Lastly you keep responding to everything on here.
Maybe you should take some of that money from being an over paid idiot and do something for the community like, let’s think a donation to SADD or MADD. Due to the fact that you are an NFL PLAYER promoting drinking and partying by “what looks to be under age men and women”. Don’t get me wrong not saying that you can’t go out and do your thing but think man. When you signed that contract you took on more than the game and money you took on the spotlight and responsibility. You can try to spin off on anything you want but the thing is you are not one of these haters/bigots on here so quit turning it around and do something positive.
Just want to make shure you read this due to you have read most all of the comments left on this post.
to Oh reallycan can says:
do you want to make shure .. or SURE? .. just checking.
to can canAussie says:
I was there the night of this and it has been blown completely out of context – Ben had only dropped around to pick up his mate who he went to duke with and whom currently goes to ASU.
As with all fans out there we just wanted our picture taken with a football star (if you met a pro-athlete and had the opportunity to get a photo you would!).
Shortly after we went to a friend’s place and Ben and his mate went elsewhere.
Firstly, it is ridiculous that he has been crucified for simply being in a photo with some fans – the fans that support the NFL and without fans the NFL wouldn’t exist as there would be no money to put players on big time contracts! I believe players have a personal responsibility to ensure fans are given their fare share back where possible (ie. In situations like this where we wanted photos)! That is simply my personal opinion – and it seems to be right coz I bought a cardinals jersey the next day (more revenue for the NFL).
Secondly, if any of you had actually met Ben personally, you would realise that he is one of the most down-to-earth and polite pro-athletes around – I have met a few pro-athletes and none have been as willing to answer the million-and-one questions we had to ask him (as annoying as that would have been!) – I’m sure if you ever do get to meet him your opinion would be changed instantly!
Thirdly, those of you that are using racially generated insults need to find something more productive to do with your life.
to Aussie+2's rule says:
I think you just supported what everyone is saying. He has every right to party mate, but he is a NFL player and he has fans who look up to him. I don’t think dropping pants and grabbing on to a girl’s ass is the proper kind of publicity photo the NFL supports. And an overwhelming majority of people will never meet or sit down with a pro athlete, their opportunity to let us know who they are comes through interviews, videos and photos. Fortunately for Ben, there will be someone from another team on here by next week
to +2's ruleanyways says:
Nik’s site was mentioned by the Cardinals! Nik is the most important and bestest club promoter around!
to anywaysJust Sayin says:
If I was in the NFL or a famous person I would do a lot worse than this. I would be on the news AND thedirty every single day and love every damn minute of it. So would you. Stop judging this guy cuz no woman wants you to drop your pants and grab her a@@
to Just SayinCasey says:
Is that Brittany B*uer and Laura L*cky?
to CaseyONE says:
What kind of tool collects empty booze bottles to display how much they drink? Fag.
to ONEnun ya! says:
BEN IS AN AWESOME man!! everyone on here is just here to bring him down, because they are jealous.
Its called a PARTY get over it people.
to nun ya!mario says:
jealous ass losers on here!! yea, he makes bank like a mothaf*cka n hits some tail. So what? thatz my boy wit his mothafukin pants down in pic 1 n shitt!!! yeeea!!
to marioHa says:
The girl on the top picture on the far right (black dress no boobs) is the fakest b*tch… not to mention a sl*t.
to HaHave fun with her
reply says:
To Casey,
to replyYep that’s Laura L*cky for sure. You can tell by the frizzy fried hair… Deep conditioner might help… then again maybe not
Queen M says:
honeslty ben patrick is one of the most honest people i know hes a good friend and amazing family man the fact of the matter is he has every right to have a life without people that dont know him making assumptions…. how would u feel if u lived in a fish bowl get a life people stop looking at ben’s
to Queen MOchoSinko says:
At least he doesn’t bounce checks!
to OchoSinkoJust Sayin says:
That’s like saying I should be paid as an actor if I am taped by a surveillance camera. Welcome to the US b*tches!!!
to Just SayinChocolate Teabag says:
FBI stats??? HAHAHAHA, FBI=/=KKK!
to Chocolate TeabagONE says:
Sorry BRO… The facts don’t lie.
to ONEBlack Man says:
Best comment I’ve read in weeks. No rebuttal I guess facts don’t lie , lol
to Black Man