Once A Cheater Always A Cheater
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is dani dr*vyanko she has a tendency to cheat on all of her boyfriends, i know this because she told me, she cheated on todd with landon in glamis, cheated on todd again with colin in their apartment, and is currently cheating on colin with todd “*165* forever!” thats her little mato, notice it on her side (ex-boyfriends dirtbike number) i wonder how her BF colin thinks of her showing that off in every cheap photoshoot she does? maybe she should consider wreckingbalm for the poor guy. one day shes gonna come out of the closet because she makes out with girls constantly. once or twice is cool to show off to the guys but when it is all her you begin to wonder. but she says shes straight. what the f*ck are guys thinking when they want to date her, shes a mental case just like her swinger aunt and mom who is working on her second or third divorce. the sad thing is is that she looks up to them, and says she looks up to them, oh and her Roided out brother JC who was on this site about a year ago. what role models. i mean if you are into being gummed by this girl id go for her, i mean just look at them!
If those two had a baby their kid would be a lizard. I can tell by the eyes.- nik
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46 Responses to “Once A Cheater Always A Cheater”
this is gunna be a popular section! Wes is the sh*t
Go Sahuaro Grads, First off. And second off, Dani’s ex’s crazy new girlfriend needs to stop being insecure and doing things like this. I know she posted this that stupid c*nt. Who brings family into this sh*it? How f*cked up in the head are you girl and how much are you afraid that your boyfriend is going to go back to Dani?! Dani-you’re a wonderful strong girl that’s had to go so through much in life and you don’t deserve this. Keep your head high like you always have, it obviously has gotten you places! I’ve always found you beautiful and talented. Love you!!!
Poor Dani. When will people finally leave you alone?
shes a cheating wh*re
:) Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
and you know how? oh cuz she “told you” just like she told the person that wrote this? i’m so sure why would she tell someone who didn’t like her all this information if she indeed did do it. hahaha you guys are all idiots. just cuz your life sucks and everybody doesn’t give a flying f*ck bout you doesn’t mean you gotta TRY to ruin someone elses life. or does it cuz your pathetic piece of life. Funny thing is dani doesn’t even give a sh*t about this stuff. I’m sure she heard about it and was like ok whatever, so nice try, bash her all you want for the fun of it. Take time out of your “busy schedule” to do this, she doesn’t car. in fact i think all her friends care more than she does lol, cuz they wanna beat all your a**es! haha now that would be a glorious site to see.
p.s
Neicy is an AMAZING strong woman, and who the heck has the right to judge ANYONE not knowing the struggles they’ve been through.
Her Aunts are all beautiful strong woman
and J.C is a great guy, with a huge heart.
DONT JUDGE SOMEONE without knowing the story….
almost EVERYONE in Tucson has touched a nasty drug, and have no reason to judge a single person
” Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly ”
this website makes me sick, grow up.
Why doesn’t anyone get that karma’s a bitch, posting somebody regardless of who they are and what they do is going to bring bad karma back to you.
Why do you truly care what Dani get’s paid for or not?…
Why do you care who she is dating or not dating?…
Why can’t you embrace your own relationships and focus on them, rather then other peoples.
You will end up alone and wondering why, because eventually Tucson ( SURPRISE ) people grow up and have real lives, and do not have the time to focus on others.
” He who has not sinned may cast the first stone ” … not even Jesus could have not thrown a stone.
YOU and ONLY you go to bed with yourself at night, knowing how you treat people…
stop being so insecure and be cordial to others, at the least. It’s selfish, self consumed people who end up waking up when they are 50, miserable at a life wasted by misery.
A girl or guy can screw who they want, do what they want… everyone can, you do already, so do you and stop focusing on Dani…
TO DANI:
YOU are beautiful - YOU are real - YOU do not post this stupid stuff on a horrible site …
You are an amazing woman, who is doing something with herself.
DO not surround yourself with mediocrity, it may be lonely at the top, but at least your looking up continually and not paying attention to the people below you… actually what I see you doing, is reaching out for them to join you.
IT is hard, but that’s because the majority of people are scared of greatness, speak of it but never actually follow through, push through the b.s girl and live your life for you.
LOLA… get a grip on reality, I’m sure your one of those girls who has mommy and daddy handing everything to them ( TUCSON is that way ) but when reality hits you will be lost, burning bridges is never a good idea.
………………………. respectfully, SHANNON… not ” hmmm ” or ” pink cloud ” or any b.s… post your name and grow up. goodbye
ahh snap Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
can anyone say SHANNON has too much time on her hands and sounds like a f*ckin psycho!haha wtf!
Shannon looks up to the wh*re prodigy! I got one conern.. how the f*** did she get her lips around her massive chompers in that second pic? Way to use famous quotes as your own shannon. Keep looking for answers…
I don’t know Dani or any of you. So from an outsiders stand point, everyone who has commented negatively sounds absolutely ignorant and retarded. The only half way intelligent person on here has been Shannon. I’d say girls need to stop being such b*tches to eachother and just live your lives.
It’s nice to see that most of the comments are backing up Dani, she deserves only good feedback, not bad.
And Shannon has too much time on her hand? How about the stupid b*tch that wrote this and posted all those pictures. Maybe SHE should get a life….
This girl is Craaaaaaazy! She has been on here several times!! Not only does she cheat, but she tries to get guys with girlfriends to cheat. I personally experienced her trying to steal MY boyfriend. I hate this b*tch!!! I bet she is soooo loose its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!! cheating psycho!!
dani is a train wreck mess like her plastic injected mother
but maybe thats because with a mother like hers you grow up with a negative role model
jc, you may have been “cool” in high school with your gang, but wake up call- HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER!
for most kids your age COLLEGE IS OVER!
you wouldn’t know about that because you never went
and dani went to “beauty school” and all the friends you hang out with never made it through college much less 2 years at the community college
you work at the mall and tanning salons
with 16 year olds
plus dani is a true fire crotch with freckles and jc is a midget
get over yourselfs
Lolz Reply:
September 17th, 2009 at 8:33 am
This is not only true but funny!.!.! Dani your mom is a gold digging wh*re and your aunt is still trying to live out her twenties… It’s sad & pathetic! Defend your friend all you want be let’s be honest here people
ha Reply:
September 17th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Didnt Jc touch her when they were little?? That what she told me like last year?!
Really?! Reply:
September 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
WOW, you are one sick minded looser… If you even knew this family, and I’m sure you dont, You would know that nothing like that ever happen… So jealous that you have to make up lies just to write something this site??? Pathetic!!! Are you mad that JC would never touch you? Or is it that Dani turned you down? Either way, I’m sure your day consists of sitting around on your fat a*s surfing porn and phishing for young girls or boys on myspace, claiming to be younger than you are! Get a f*cking life you hacked up piece of sh*t!!!
i loove dani, she is an amazing girl. and that stupid c*nt lola needs to get a freakin life, she is so overly stuck on what is going on with dani that she isnt even living her life. i know dani is a super sweet girl and would do anything for anyone. lola just needs to get over her own fake blonde hair, cake face and fake tann. newsflash lola, your a fat wh*re!!
Can someone help me out here? Other than these girls that claim Dani tries to steal their man, what has dani ACTUALLY done to anyone that you would feel the need to try so hard to hurt her?! I’m being completely serious I really don’t understand this obsession lately with trying to “destroy” dani? So her family is not perfect, NO ONE has a perfect family. Personally I think some of the comments about her family so far this time are pretty horrible but it really doesn’t make sense to me how you guys think they somehow prove your “point” about dani. She is NOT her mother, her aunt or JC. She is her own person and, from everything I have ever experienced, not anything like them in a lot of ways! Now of course it could just be me and my experience, but I’ve never witnessed Dani be anywhere close to this hurtfull to ANYONE….. EVER and I’ve known her for a while now. Actually if anything she has always been nicer then most and by far less judgemental than me. Personally I can’t really see her cheating on anyone but honestly who knows, but really WHAT DOES IT MATTER?! Everyone makes mistakes….. EVERYONE. I would be willing to bet absolutely anything that she certainly isn’t cheating on collin with Todd right now or at all in the past. So again I ask, other than the rumors that she cheated a LONG time ago on her EX boyfriend, what has Dani done to anyone personally to deserve your hatred so much?
Dani: I really hope you don’t even bother to read any of these comments, its really not even worth the time or headache. Who cares what someone sitting by their laptop wasting their time with this thinks! If you do though I hope you know that you are loved. I know the person described here is NOT you, and there are plenty of other people who know that too. I am proud to call you a friend and ALWAYS will be. You’re a wonderful young woman and enrich the lives of the people around you as far as im concerned! - Zac
so now this is some funny sh*t, everyone here knows that none of this sh*t is true, and honestly out right ridiculous and f*cked up on new levels, its sick, its pathetic and just wait til her friends find out who wrote this and is writing on it, you’re in for a rude awakening seriously. U better hope I don’t personally find out cuz your sh*t will be f*cked up like no other, i ain’t just talk, like all these “b*tches get stitches” or “talk sh*t get hit” wh*res (ie lola and all your fat ugly friends) Oh wanna know something else, now this is a f*cken hoot, hey lola, so you know your “good friend” i wanna say her name is Stacy yea Todd f*cked her awhile back. So how about you quit trying to ruin danis life and work on your own
Dani, her friends , and family are Tucson trash! I’m glad her friends have to resort to violence and “f*cking” people up. That’s sad. The truth hurts. All of you are disgusting people who try to “run” the east side and north on fourth. Stck to your day jobs at salons, skate world, bars, and retail stores…. Because that’s all you will have for the rest of your life. You guys have no high school or college education. The next time you want to defend yourself or your pathetic friend just know the rest of us are laughing because you’re Nothing to this town but sh*t!!
katie Reply:
September 18th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
AL of tucsn is nothing but trash, not just the people on this post hahah dumbass
... Reply:
September 18th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I’m Dani’s friend, I’m not from Tucson, i live here and i can promise you that all of her friends are not non-educated people. The sad thing is, that you do believe you NEED an education to go somewhere in life. The majority of people with education’s get hired in company’s ( slotted ) working for the people who didn’t have educations and started their own business.
WHICH I know that Dani will be doing.
I do not know ALL of her friends, BUT I do know that I am not some drugged out sl*t, and neither is Dani. Coming from somewhere else, I do realize the majority of tucson is trash, so check out your own life before you speak about Dani… leave the girl alone!
Lolz Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 7:08 am
I’m sorry but Dani does not have the brains, or money to start her own business and I’m sure if she went to a bank to ask for a loan they woul turn her down. It’s the truth and believe me I know. And to get ahead in life someone with a college education would beat someone who has a beauty degree. Get your facts straight. And there are upper-class people in this town… Dani and her friends just aren’t . She represents everything this site stands for. I’m not saying she is a bad friend or bad person in that manner but she has no morals.
ahh snap Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Hey “…” your grammar sucks! You must be an academically challenged friend that Dani has so many of.lol
lolz2 Reply:
September 20th, 2009 at 3:07 am
ok (lolz) what the f*ck do you do for a living?! The thing is dani doesn’t care about what you all think. She went to beauty school because she has a passion for doing hair, thats what she decided that she wanted to do, and she went to school and graduated. So you sound like an idiot for saying that she has nothing etc. she obviously does have something because she is doing what she wanted to do whether you think its worth it or not. Shes a hair stylist and a great one at that, she makes good money, and she loves it, so tell me how thats a bad thing. your an idiot for realz. hah, and yea it is “sad” that people have to “resort to violence” because somebody has to beat some sense in there head at some point. I can guarantee your prolly one of those dumb b*tches that talks a lot and doesn’t do sh*t about. So let me ask you wtf do you do for a living, you going to college, what do you plan to be? and do you live in tucson. of course you are gonna reply with some extravagent response, which fools everyone, but not you. get a life and stop focusing on others that you OBVIOUSLY don’t know sh*t about. 
first off, why is a tucson post under scottsdale???
i know scottsdale is going down hill,but it’s not as bad as TUCSON yet, ugh! come on now!
and i don’t know why every one is so gung-ho about talking about “gums mcgee’s” family. i don’t even live in tucson and i can tell just by looking at that girl that you can come up with better sh*t with out bringing her family in to it.
not only is my favorite city going down hill, my favorite website is now fallin apart..:(
ive actually known this girl for a couple of years and it just so happens shes gone thru an entire laundry list of boys that i have known since the 7th grade…. i hope they all used condoms… and as far as collin goes… hes actually cheating on her with mereeka, shes opened her legs for half of tucsons meth-head population, and now shes working on the c*ke heads. at least they supply her drugs.
Really?! Reply:
September 19th, 2009 at 10:14 am
lmfao… You obviously know nothing, and like to make sh*t up just to sound “cool”… Your one of those people who thinks they know everything and has to have one up on everybody… Get a life… You’ll never be anything more than a jealous liar, have sleeping at night!
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September 20th, 2009 at 3:11 am
you spelt “mereeka” wrong you dumba** u don’t even know her do you? hahah yea your f*cken cool, nice try coming up with something as clever as that.
.ok lola. Reply:
September 20th, 2009 at 3:33 am
“so rich so pretty” yea ok lola funny that you have that as a caption on one of your pics. yea go ahead and now switch over to myspace and change your caption so you can say that it isn’t true. oh and btw you should prolly shut ur dumb huge mouth (that has wrapped around many d*cks might i add, oh and btw aren’t you mormon and gloat that you are classy and religious? but yet your work at hooters, no offense to that do what you gotta do b*tch, but sh*t your hypocritical. Laundry list? ok you cheated on your ex jason and has been up and down the bro block and is known as a homie hopper throughout your group and outside of it. and now back to what i was saying) shut your big huge meat head up about marieke you definately don’t wanna bring her into is. trust. becareful bringing in people that you don’t know into a stupid childish game as this that you don’t know may cost you.
wow,so first of all be man or woman enough to put your name on here, seriously!
anyways- Dani and i have grown up together. She is one of the few people in tucson actually going somewhere in life! She is a wonderful girl, and has does nothing to deserve any of this. And to bring someone’s family into this is not right. Lola, where do you get the place to write anything about anyone’s family? Like yours is so great!! haha NO! Your so mad that Dani is going to be someone in life and your just going to be some little Tramp stuck in Tucson. Dani is gorgeous and wouldnt get paid or asked to do photo shoots by so many professional photographers is she was ugly! I personally know just about all there is to know about Dani! she is probably one of the cleanest girls left! And its funny you say she cheats with todd. isnt that your boyfriend? why would you willingly air the fact that your man is going somewhere else because you obviously arent enough for him??
Dani- Keep doing what you do! You are a wonderful person, and you have a GREAT head on your shoulders! I love you to death! And its funny, because i personally know that none of these negative things on here will even start to bother you! I think thats why lola keeps putting you on here! lol She cant handle the fact that you really dont care!
o and yes her friends do care about this more than she does, but thats just because we love dani and know how great of a person she is, and want everyone to know the truth!!!!!!!
When are Lola and Dani gonna hook up? Those two need to put their differences aside for a night of crazy sex.
Her name is Lola? Who the f*ck would name their kid Lola? With a name like that I’m surprised anyone takes her seriously.
Who cares if the stupid Lola chick is jealous or not. It really isn’t the point. It is just out right f*cked up of her to write things about this girls family. It is one thing to talk sh*t about her but to bring in her family is just low. If you are going to talk sh*t about someone on here at least talk sh*t about the person you posted
Another round of Dani-Cheating-Drama-Bullsh*t? Okay…
Dani is an awesome young lady who’d first off never get online and post a photo of Lola (or anyone else for that matter) with a rude caption -that explains enough right there. Her and Collin are doing very well, the past is the past (this means Todd)… get over it. I do not see Dani as a person who’d cheat… my doubts are extremely high that Dani would do anything with Todd.
Her personal life (such as family and photoshoots) has absolutely nothing to do with anyone and are her own deal -neither one of those subjects are hurting you (whomever submitted this bullsh*t) and having nothing to do with your headline of “cheating”.
Whomever submitted Dani to the dirty: Sad, if it is Lola… VERY sad. Quit starting unnecessary bullsh*t whoever the hell you are. If you want to post a bulletin on Dani cheating… take the photo of her doing so THEN post it… yeah, I doubt you’d be making a post anytime in the future.
I agree with Zac on all notes.
As far as bringing Marieke in on this… haha, wow…that certainly takes some balls I must say. I would highly recommend not to. She would never sleep with anyone who was dating anyone, and certainly not Collin! She has nothing against or to do with Dani and shouldn’t even be brought up in this boredom-bulletin.
As far as those on Dani’s side that are talking sh*t about Lola -you’re acting just as shallow as whomever submitted her to this… so yeah she has a fake-ass tan… doesn’t pretty much everyone? -cept me of course, ha, I’m f*cking albino -who cares!? Get to your point… that Dani isn’t cheating.
Oh well, bastards all around. Dani, you rock. Lola (or whomever the hell), what a damn shame.
Its all the same-old, come up with some new bullsh*t drama to entertain us already.
dani is a sweetie and her and colin are happy so f off huh
o where to start….
first off im not great friends with dani… so there would be no reason for me to stick up for her here unless i knew that what was being said was f*cked up. there is no reason to ever talk about some ones family the way you have… it seriously makes you look like a complete ass. and why any one would ever be your friend is beyond me. lola you need to grow the f*ck up and stop posting people who dont deserve to be up here…
she is nothing but nice to everyone she meets and until you do her wrong, she will be nice. call it fake, call it flirting, call it whatever you want… but if you know her, that kindness doesnt change. if you really hate dani, you obviously are jealous. because there is no reason to hate some one who hasnt done anything to you. are you really that scared that todd is going to go back to her? honestly, i dont know why he stays with your haggard ass…
and as for the colin thing… its one thing to say dani is cheating on him when we know shes not, but for you to also blurt out that colin is cheating on her? seriously, you have no clue who these people are… so how the f*ck would you know. im pretty sure colin didnt come up to you and tell you he is cheating on dani with his ex.. and BELIEVE me, i know for a f*cking fact that they arent because his ex is one of my best friends! so f*ck you lola… get a life and stop posting sh*t about dani… maybe take a step back and look at what youre doing here… you should be put up on here a couple times.
i have never even met you and you f*cking disgust me!
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Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
HAHA this is fantastic! How it always comes out about these crazy unbalanced Sahauro grad’s! No doubt why her, JC and Natasha (she has been on here a handful of time herself with that nice Nike shoe and a known cheater herself) always kick it…cause they are all fake-insecure groupies and they actually think no one can tell…! Well I guess they just got called out and maybe they will discover this but probably not!!! LOVE IT!
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IDIOT Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am
jc and dani are strong people who are both footed in reality…
type your name, then we can post everything about you…
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