Beached Whale Found In Charlotte


Beached Whale found in Charlotte

Beached Whale found in Charlotte

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik..this is Brittany. She stomps around Charlotte, fresh out of high school (which she barely made it through) with the impression she is well liked. She has been fired from just about every job she has managed to obtain. She ended up at Alley Cat..who knows how long she’ll last at that sh*thole. You would think after all the drugs she does she’d be a lot skinnier. She sleeps with any guy that is desperate enough to touch her, or for that matter, can even close there eyes long enough to bang her. The question is Nik, Would You???????

Answer: No, not even with a rope wrapped around my Greg tied to a door knob with some sicko trying to slam it shut. (Okay, I tried once in college- blame Sigma Pi, but I think I gained a couple centimeters. You should try it.).- nik


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  1. September 2, 2009 at 8:59 am

    dirtygirl says:

    looks like a TOD

    Reply to dirtygirl
  2. September 2, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Nice says:

    She is smoking, I would hit it

    Reply to Nice
  3. September 2, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Mrs. Richie says:

    I actually agree with Nik on this one.

    Reply to Mrs. Richie
  4. September 2, 2009 at 9:21 am

    fat vag says:

    Looks like a spring break party.

    Nothing says “Here comes the Herp” like a festering pool full of herpes gentials all dancing together.

    Not like I know or anything, hee hee.

    Reply to fat vag
  5. September 2, 2009 at 9:33 am

    TonyS says:

    If she took that ridiculous hat off, I would.

    Reply to TonyS
  6. September 2, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Tan Stewie says:

    free Willie

    Reply to Tan Stewie
  7. September 2, 2009 at 9:38 am

    umm says:

    she’s not fat?? what is wrong with you people?

    Reply to umm
    • September 2, 2009 at 12:14 pm

      um says:

      have you seen her in person? whoever thought it was a good idea to let her walk around in fishnets and boyshorts (when she worked at forum) should be fired too… shes disgusting.

      Reply to um
  8. September 2, 2009 at 9:39 am

    a says:

    id bend that over anytime…NICE

    Reply to a
  9. September 2, 2009 at 9:42 am

    lose some pounds says:

    she has a cute figure & from what I can tell face
    she could take down 25-30 she pretty much would be an amazing addicted pain pill HS (barely) graduate mess

    gotta love the southern woman especially the ones without the brain or IQ

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  10. September 2, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Dirt MaGhert says:

    Nik was a Sig Pi?

    Reply to Dirt MaGhert
  11. September 2, 2009 at 10:32 am

    amanda says:

    ugh her face/teeth look smooshed into her face like old woman mouth

    Reply to amanda
  12. September 2, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Playa Hata says:

    I like that booty.. What is this girls name and what pool is this at?

    Reply to Playa Hata
  13. September 2, 2009 at 10:58 am

    hahaha says:

    every party i have been to with this chick either her tits or snak pussy has come out to play… she needs to keep her clothes on.

    prime example of an easy lay. just walk up and ask.

    Reply to hahaha
  14. September 2, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Socal* says:

    Who does a coochie shot pose in front of a pool of strangers? The girls a Hobag

    Reply to Socal*
  15. September 2, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Pooter says:

    she is a pig. look at that gut. the only thing that hits that are purple crayons.

    Reply to Pooter
  16. September 2, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Just Sayin says:

    What kind of a piece of garbage loser with an axe to grind because they either got turned down by “this girl that will sleep with anyone”, or their boyfriend decided to hit it rather than your fat or nasty *ss?

    BTW: I have no idea who this mashed face broad is, but I am tired of people blasting someone, then saying “WOULD YOU NIK?” Either bash them, or submit them for Would You. Is is that hard?

    Reply to Just Sayin
  17. September 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    juicy says:

    this is such a degrading act, she must have no selfesteem- which means the poster is right and she is a complete wh*re. the pics are a great depiction of her trashiness

    Reply to juicy
  18. September 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    hahaha says:

    fat wh*re, she smells too

    Reply to hahaha
  19. September 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Dik Ritchie says:

    Nik would do something like that in his gay frat. They probably taught him how to shave his arms and legs too

    Reply to Dik Ritchie
  20. September 2, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Pooter says:

    i heard she had a vibrator completely up her dirty hole when she was shakin her fat ass around. one of her snank she friends told me so.

    Reply to Pooter
  21. September 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    whattt says:

    Brit Brit!!!! You made it big just like we always dreamed!! I love you girl!!!

    Reply to whattt
  22. September 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    MV says:

    beached whale?????? r u guys kidding, shes fine! look at her bending over you can see she has a lil wast and a big old booty and hips, SO FINE! i wanna seee moreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Reply to MV
    • February 20, 2010 at 1:28 pm

      anonymous says:

      well i have a little waist and a big ol booty and hips…but i don’t have a gut, love handles, or cellulite…sound good? ;)

      Reply to anonymous
  23. September 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Queen City Stand Up says:

    I think i know this girl, her name is Brittany. Whats her last name?

    Reply to Queen City Stand Up
  24. September 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    jt says:

    how do these people who send these pictures in expect you do say yes when all they do is run down the person to you with such ringing endorsements. it don’t make no sense( lol )

    Reply to jt
  25. September 2, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    QC Talk says:

    Baby Buttler aka Brittney Buttler

    Reply to QC Talk
  26. September 2, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    get a damn life! says:

    thats why black men are all up on these nasty hoes, look at the b*tch with all her cooch hanging out and bent over like the anal hag that she is! @ reply .. suck a big black greg .. you homo hoe!!

    Reply to get a damn life!
  27. September 2, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Yup says:

    LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!!

    Reply to Yup
  28. September 3, 2009 at 6:38 am

    wtf says:

    OMG LOL what is with these sk*nkass white bitches who think they are black? hahahaha your a shame to your race and you should sit down, seriously my God, I would not Stick it in this chick with Nik’s dick and Ron Jeremy pushing!

    Prime example for the poster child as to why guy’s need to wear CONDOM’S!

    Reply to wtf
  29. September 3, 2009 at 7:42 am

    ew says:

    look at her face. BUSTED!!

    Reply to ew
  30. September 3, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Tag me in says:

    Yo I would hit it last two times i tried talkin to her that douch in the cowboy hat from bar has been talking to her. Mabey he is just herding cattle but damn i love a thick chick they give the best head.

    Reply to Tag me in
  31. September 3, 2009 at 10:27 am

    wouldnt you like to know says:

    DAMNNNNN that b*tch is fine

    Reply to wouldnt you like to know
  32. September 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    ohh says:

    she ran around my house with a nasty yeast infection! anyone want some baked goods?!

    Reply to ohh
  33. September 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    tab says:

    im gonna shart she’s so fly

    Reply to tab
  34. September 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    tab and carly says:

    we want to shart all over her head then eat it up for dinner. this girl is beautiful. it makes me want to fart

    Reply to tab and carly
  35. September 4, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Rusty Trombone says:

    Look at all the purple crayons! Like flies to a pile of sh*t.

    Reply to Rusty Trombone
  36. September 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    haha says:

    This b*tch does this at every pool…she actually has a pretty face…and she’s quite thick. Too bad she’s a nasty hoe and has no respect for herself. I mean if you’re gonna do that…you should just strip..atleast you’d make some money bending over…hahahha sl*t..

    Reply to haha
  37. September 6, 2009 at 12:01 am

    whhaatttt says:

    highhhhhh hattttaaassss. get a liiifffeeee people

    Reply to whhaatttt
  38. September 6, 2009 at 1:48 am

    skanky mcskank says:

    skank

    Reply to skanky mcskank
  39. September 6, 2009 at 11:53 am

    stop hating says:

    she is a pretty girl but she is young and just like every young girl, she craves attention! most of the ppl who comment on these things have been in the same postion that she is in and prob. have pictures hidden away that look just like this! she has a lot to learn but she has a good heart and means well. and obviously people who are gonna hate on her are’nt going to post good pictures of her…

    Reply to stop hating
    • September 7, 2009 at 4:59 pm

      Mr.MoFo says:

      Definition of TheDirty- a) a website for losers to feel better about themselves. b) a website where people can talk sh*t and not get punched in the face. c) a website to burn time while their soybeans grow on Farmville. d) a website built by a loser for all losers who weren’t exactly “popular or good looking”. e) a website built by a guy who wants a free membership to [removed]
      I could go all day with this..but unlike Nik I have a life. btw.. Nik you still are a loser and you trying the assh*le role b/c you think thats what girls like and you’ll get laid, yeah still not gonna happen bud.
      but good luck w/ that. hopefully by now you get discounts on those hookers you keep spending your “hard earned” cash on.

      Reply to Mr.MoFo
  40. September 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    just another hater. says:

    classy. another sl*t to make Charlotte look bad.

    Reply to just another hater.
  41. September 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    Puke says:

    I worked with her & trust me when I tell you these pix don’t do justice. She is 10x more fat in person than these pix make her out to be. She’s be a skank for as long as I’ve known her.

    Reply to Puke
    • September 13, 2009 at 8:27 am

      ha says:

      completely true – somehow she managed to suck in the gut in these pictures but in person this bitch’s jello is severely overlapping her far too-tight booty shorts. i can personally vouch that i’ve seen the sl*t in action, she sleeps with a different guy every night, IF they’ll have her. also seen her get turned down by charlotte’s super notorious man whores like arthur, if you remember him. i can’t imagine what diseases lie beneath the fat layers of her inner thighs but i promise, they’re there. she thinks she’s hot sh*t, can’t wait for her to get a wake up call. just f*cking nasty. word too to the drug comment, she eats full blown meals after doing blow. who does that

      Reply to ha
  42. September 7, 2009 at 8:04 am

    cute, but- says:

    well she is cute, yes. but lets think of it this way- if she os only 18 and is already all in the club scene, has the rep for being a slut, and bends over to show her p*ssy to a pool full of people? my advice to the boys is f*ck her now, before she gets any stds, she will be turned out by the end of her frshman yr in college FO SHO

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  43. September 7, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    whatt says:

    how is she fatter in person??? obviously heres pictures of her in her bikini .. i dont believe u can hide fat while wearing close to nothing.. yall need to stop hating on her shes one of the nicest girls i know and she always has her friends backs .. & im sure the bitches who like to sit behind their computer screen and talk sh*t have no life and are just jealous of brit.. so please grow up all u jealous bitchesssssss!!

    Reply to whatt
  44. September 8, 2009 at 10:14 am

    sgmmmm says:

    smells horrible

    Reply to sgmmmm
  45. September 9, 2009 at 11:38 am

    rachel says:

    hatterrrss.. ive been friends with brit for a long time now and im tired of people talking sh*t about her she is one of the sweetest girls ever and she doesnt f*cking smell .. love the hilarious rumors haters like to create about her just because she works downtown and partys.

    Reply to rachel
  46. September 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Head Horse says:

    Yeah she rode home from school with the girls i rode home with a few times. B*TCH STINKS! Straight fishy smell the whole time. We finally had to roll down windows to survive the holocaust-like suffocation.

    Reply to Head Horse
  47. September 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Head Horse says:

    and obviously you don’t know her well Rachel or else u would smell the mustard gas erupting from her lady parts

    Reply to Head Horse
  48. September 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I have to say. says:

    Brittany B. is a fake wh*re that needs to get her as* kicked. I work with her and cant stand the sight of her. Someone do it please. Make sure u take backup tho she is a big one. While your kicking her as* tell her to stop eating fast food before she obtains any more fat on her body.

    Reply to I have to say.
  49. September 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    hate this thing says:

    swore id never comment on this site but i love brittany and although this isnt her finest moment she is a sweet girl. there are so many things u people could be doing other than sitting on this stupid website! quit supporting such a negative movement!

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  50. September 15, 2009 at 3:09 am

    who that is?? says:

    ^^^^^ agreed…. I’m just bored as hell.. only reason I commented. haha

    Reply to who that is??

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