**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
**EMAIL Update: Nik,
I noticed this “Bimbo” was put on blast earlier this year. I just wanted to make a point and prove your theory that +2’s actually do pay off in life. Jordan won Big Brother 11 last night and the $500,000 first prize. She might be as bright as a snail high on meth, but she is a rich snail now! More power to other dumb broads realizing that all it takes in life to get ahead is a little plastic and saline.
Am I ever wrong?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jordan, a former waitress at Strike City here in Charlotte. Her D-Celebrity has been given, since she is now on Big Brother on CBS. Known as a small town girl and a very naive girl on the show, she may be booted off quickly. Rumor has it though, because she knew she was going to be on the show 2 mos. in advance she went out and got herself some BOLT-ONS, to increase her advantage and “Sex Appeal”… 
I am sure when she ends up back in Charlotte she will be milking this attention and end sleeping with Pauly Shore. DirtyFightCoach out!
Dude, what is with all the fat vaj armpits today?- nik
(Original Post: July 20, 2009)
She should’ve done something with her face because eventually someone is going to look up!
she has alot of money now, she doesnt care what you think.
wait… is this the before or after??
jordan is a sweet girl and better looking than a lot of people in charlotte. ive known her since she first moved to charlotte, and she is a great person, cutenbored, in reality probably uglynbored
she is fine. leave her alone.
look it’s clarissa! she explains it all
She’s a great girl. She has been wanting a boob job forever. Did it for herself. Say all you want she won’t care. She’s a great person. I’ve worked with her at two jobs. Shows just how much you don’t know her.
this is a really great girl
<3
I don’t think anyone really cares about this girl….
i dont think anyone cares about you
Jordan is a very sweet perosn!! She looks great no matter what!! BOOBs or no boobs…
IS THAT SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH?
I LOVE HER! SO happy she won!
NO boobs are you kidding me…why thats preposterous!
Winning 500k does not make you rich. After taxes you may net about 300k, she will blow through that in no time.
im happy she won…not only do i think shes bangin hot, but shes got that dumb/cute thing going for her…lol, usually thats not a good thing but it seems to be part of her appeal.
shes got a nice butt by the way..lol
Okay she won $500K which means she has $340K after taxes. Once she buys her mom a car…blah blah blah…she is broke and working at hooters for tips…wait for it…
shes got a helluva lot more then you do….
she is a nice girl, she won becuase people saw she wasnt two-faced and lying so much like the other houseguests. if anyone could put the money to good use it was her, she will help her family and friends live a better life, NOT buy stupid watches and fancy clothes to look cool. Jordan ROCKS! very happy she won!
they ARE nice boobs, I mean come on she is very easy to look at w/ a low neck shirt/blouse, hells yeah more please!
i’d tap that
She is pretty but a question to the poster. $500,000 makes you rich? Maybe to the Dirty Army. $500,000 a year makes one comfortable but not rich.
tru dat…
Dude Jordan is pretty good looking. And I don’t think those are +2′s, I think they’re fat jugs. Just sayn
ya they are. she said she went from an A to a C on the live feeds.
plus she is going to be boning jeff, hahaha A+
She admits they are fakers on the show, truffleshuffla. Keep up if you are going to comment. Especially since no girls lie about how they have fake boobs when they are real. If anything, you will hear a girl lie about NOT having +2′s and claiming they are they real thing.
I love Jordan and I’m so happy she won Big Brother!!! She seemed like a very sweet nice girl on the show. You hater’s are just jealous!
She is an absolutely amazing girl with incredible morals! She is gorgeous and her kind heart is such a breath of fresh air. All of you ugly wh0res could really learn something from this girl!!!
The poster is a dirty jealous ugly b*tch. No offense!
Kiss your mother with your wh*rish b*tchy mouth do you? Oh and Jordan’s cans are nice…
BIMBO is absolutely not a word that should EVER be used to describe this girl! Look at that nasty sloot Lydia on the show that was sucking Jesse’s nasty tiny roided out pee pee on the show.
Jordan is the EPITOME of CLASS!!!
someone has a word of the day calendar…doesn’t someone…epitome such a big word for you…Like Jordan’s cans…
Go Jordon!!!! So glad she beat that real ugly biznitch natalie! I hope her and Jeff hook up! BB11 rocks!
Nice try but $500,000K ISN’T rich by any means.
sorry,she lives in NC(where i live)and yes even after taxes 340k or what ever it may be is A LOT of money and if you manage your money right you can work part time and never touch that money
maybe in cali,miami and NY thats not a lot of money buts its a lot in NC!
GOOD FOR HER
$500K is rich? Hmmm…..
for North Carolina it is…you can get a great house for under 300k and live really nice there…
you can buy a nice size house for under 200k in NC(especially right now)..when you dont have a mortgage,what other bill are you spending money on that is expensive??!
LOL, all of the ugly losers living in their parents’ basement are what keep this site alive! Yea, lets get back at a girl we never have a chance with!!
Awesome!!!
I played her a$$ out on national TV
and she still won
she was not a nice girl. she was fake just like her tits.
so glad to see her win, the rest were worse idiots….so call her an idiot, but she was so much better than the rest….enjoy the cash and your fame is over….invest wisely, although after taxes, marry now before the fame is gone
I like Jordan. I thought she was sweet and kind. But, boy, being pretty does pay off. If she weren’t pretty, she never would have even got on the show; she never would have been able to pal up with Jeff; and she would have generally been less popular. And all she’d be left with is not being terribly bright, uneducated, with a dead-end, bad job.
But hey, I won’t hate. Congrats.
I USED TO SEE THIS DUMB BITCH WHEN SHE WORKED AT HOOTERS!!!! SHE HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A BRICK, AND SHE, LIKE THE MAJORITY OF CHARLOTTE FEMALES, ALL THINK THEY ARE MODELS….WHEN IN REALITY, THEY ARE BARELY A 5 ON THE 1-10 SCALE!!!! CMON GIVE US A F*CKIN’ KISSY FACE SO YOU CAN FIT IN!!!! YAY TRICK YAY!!!
SHE WORKS AT HOOTERS AND HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A BRICK!!! ENOUGH SAID!!! STRIPPER IN TRAINING!!!
ugh, she used to work at hooters, now she has 500k unlike you, jealous much?
She may not be the skinniest or hottest chick on this site, but she’s more classy and genuine than all those sl*ts put together. If it wasn’t Jeff, then good for her!
sit up many nights watching BigBrother after dark on Showtime just to see if she would show her great rack. Never did so i guess she could be a non Dirty Celeb. F@CK!!!
Here is a link from big brother of her getting out of the bubble bath. Doesn’t show her rack, but it’s got her vajay-J.
regardless of if 500k or 340k makes one “rich” or not is beside the point, she won the money and that is awesome. you all sit here and talk about this amount of money that’s “nothing” to you, but if you had an opportunity to win it, would you decline it because it’s not enough to make you “rich”? hell no, it’s a decent sum of money that anyone should be happy to win. you people are idiots
and this “idiot” girl was smart enough to play out all the other guests, has anyone even seen big brother? it’s a lot more strategy than you think
true true…
I didnt make 340k in the last 3 months, and neither has anyone else on this site, or even Nik…
she has to be smart/lucky to win at that game…people underestimated her. Ive been watching Big brother and she really is super nice and sweet. She is honestly the nicest most caring person who has ever won that show, and she never really did anything evil on top of it. and she won 500k
HEY YOU TOOL BAG!!!! MONEY DOESNT MEAN A DAMN THING!!!! HOW MUCH MONEY WAS MICHEAL JACKSON WORTH? BROKE……HOW MUCH WAS MIKE TYSON WORTH? BROKE……THE LIST GOES ON AND ON…….500K ISNT RICH…..GO F*CK YOURSELF!!! HOOTERS GIRL FOR LIFE….TRASH NEVER STOPS STINKING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ok um weird. she has a decent amount of money and she said on the show shes gonna get a house so when you’re paying rent she doesnt have to. if someone offered you a free house, would you say no? jealous people are so transparent
this girl is a moron. 22 years old and cant tell time. Hates sex and used to be a c*ke wh*re…..Has a fat ass and legs of a NFL linebacker…. She will be in rehab in 3 months
and what did she do to you? so much hate in your message. a moron who just one 500,000
I bet you are a total ugly dog, likerb*tch. Don’t be sad cuz you’re damaged goods. Your jealousy is totally transparent…
she will make a great wife for me or any lucky man
After tax, she only keeps $300,000…that’s no millionaire.
no but its free money that she worked hard to win, it doesn’t matter if its $30 or $300,000, she worked hard to get a nice sum
SHE’S THE BEST WITH THAT CUTE ACCENT.I’D HIT IT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
I’ve only met jordan out a couple times working downtown but she’s always been really nice and fun to be around. this is a classic case of anytime someone’s successful, there are always going to be jealous people trying to cut you down. she worked hard, played a good game, and won and substantial amount of money, congratulations to her. haters are gonna hate, brush it off
so many other people to make fun of from big brother…Jordan was the nicest girl on the show, and deserves the money
I’d hit it.
If you win money you will always find people who will talk crap no matter who you are. I voted for jordan and so did the the majority if America! That’s why she won! Stop hating because she has money!!!!! Although the majority of these comments are power to her!! She deserves the money!!!
congrats jordan! ps ur f*cking hot!
She would be a great wife is you like bad boob jobs,big ass, 4th grade IQ and a coke and dite pill habit to boot.
i always liked her on sabrina the teenage witch
wtf i didn’t even know this show was still on the air
Fat, ugly , dumb and on coke is no way to go through life….poor Jordan
You’re a real peach you dirtbag! She’s a nice person and unlike you , doesn’t rely on trashing people for money. All you haters are losers and jealous. Last laugh on all of you!
She has HERPES…. my friend has bumps, this is why she doenst like sex
Best comment by Nik ever…fat vag armpits!!!!!
man im pretty sure no one has half of the $$ she just won…500 K might not be rich but ill gurantee she has a hell of a lot more than anyone bashing her on here..she is the sweetest girl ever..and i can guarantee no one can get any dirt on her..so she worked at hooters…big deal…everyones talkin sh8t about her…its called jealousyyy….GOOO JORDAN!!! she laughin at all u ppl all the way to the bank…..
is she single and also is she open to date and marry a wealthy man
I think she is hot ina a dumb/cute way…plus she deserved to win…at least she wont blow it on bling watches and stupid clothes.
Congrats Jordan! She was so mellow and never conceited… gotta love a girl like that. And good for her, A GIRL WON BIG BROTHER! LOVE IT! Now go get Jeff ; )
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omg jordan is fabulousss!
im sooooo excited she won
f*ck all you haters
jordan is a rich b*tch now and you can all kiss her ass
ohhh and shes gorgeous so quit hattin <3
how ridiculous. I’ve known Jordan almost her whole life…she does not have herpes and does not do drugs. Leave her alone, she’s a sweet, beautiful girl.
she actually said on the show that she has done coke before but maybe you don’t consider that a drug?
So many haters!
When I worked with Jordan, she was always fun and sweet to be around.
Looking at all the comments, she has more positive ones than negative ones.
That should tell you something.