Caption of the Day


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  1. September 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Captain says:

    Is that coke in Nik’s nose????? Looks fishy to me..

    Reply to Captain
  2. September 8, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    jasson says:

    OHHH please put in my mouth too..

    Reply to jasson
  3. September 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Deekhead says:

    dunkin donuts.

    Reply to Deekhead
  4. September 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    life size barbie says:

    nik, “me next!” with a mouth like that, i would support gays too!

    Reply to life size barbie
  5. September 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    J Live says:

    I’m on a mutha fu*kin boat!

    Reply to J Live
  6. September 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (I am asking Vick to play football, not watch my dogs) says:

    That wasn’t the only liquid hand fed to the forgy trout, by the fairy, wearing the repeal prop 8 shirt.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (I am asking Vick to play football, not watch my dogs)
  7. September 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    no name says:

    Like I tell Leper… Don’t forget to cup the balls.

    Reply to no name
  8. September 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    JH says:

    I KNOW I can fit that in my mouth…

    Reply to JH
  9. September 8, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Nik is a homo! says:

    “Bust your load on my face…” -Nik

    Reply to Nik is a homo!
    • September 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm

      NBBANKER says:

      lol Dude, he looks like cro magnon man, PRE MAN, pre human, like he hasn’t fully evolved into a human being. You’re UGLY bro..

      Reply to NBBANKER
  10. September 8, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Nik's for the gays. says:

    “If only that Champagne bottle was a cock, I would be next…”

    Serious question though: Why are there NO chicks around you? This is VEGAS! It’s pretty gay to have 3 dude’s help get liquid down your throat.

    Reply to Nik's for the gays.
  11. September 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Ya Thats Right says:

    Death to America!

    Reply to Ya Thats Right
  12. September 8, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    sun devil says:

    nik’s a bottle rat?

    Reply to sun devil
  13. September 8, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Cougar Killer says:

    Since Nik came out, he is looking for a boyfriend by testing guys gag reflex.

    Reply to Cougar Killer
  14. September 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    jezus kryst says:

    at least we now know which one of you can take down that bottle

    Reply to jezus kryst
  15. September 8, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Filthy says:

    How powder drinks vuve….

    Reply to Filthy
  16. September 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    hard @work says:

    based on your shirt, I bet he thinks he’s drinking Visine

    Reply to hard @work
  17. September 8, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    That Guy says:

    Take it like you take mine!!!!

    Reply to That Guy
  18. September 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Haha says:

    If you could read Nik’s shirt you would know how ironic this is!

    Reply to Haha
  19. September 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    A says:

    thats a drunk nik sayin:
    “dude come on you can fit that whole bottle in your mouth..i fit something much bigger in mine last night, or was it 2 of them..”

    Reply to A
  20. September 8, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    U Losers says:

    Watch me shove what I wish was my calk in this dorks mouth. I’m such a tool!

    Reply to U Losers
  21. September 8, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Adolf Skroatler says:

    (in a whining voice)

    I want the speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!

    Reply to Adolf Skroatler
  22. September 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Hen says:

    “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Reply to Hen
  23. September 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    SpongeBobNoPants says:

    2 Arabs 1 bottle.

    Reply to SpongeBobNoPants
  24. September 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    just.a.girl.9000 says:

    Proof that Nik isn’t FORGY!

    Reply to just.a.girl.9000
  25. September 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    PoohButt says:

    “bro your over 30..this i sjust a warning or you’ll end up on the dirty–dontbe a douchebag….” oops to late…

    Reply to PoohButt
  26. September 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Tan Stewie says:

    Chimp goes bannanas in Vegas night club with a bottle of Vueve.

    Reply to Tan Stewie
  27. September 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Sigmund says:

    Trouts Bustin’ a move. Nik advertises “Junk and Sac will fit with room to spare”, LOOK!!!

    Reply to Sigmund
  28. September 8, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    Jessadrummer says:

    That’s no way to kill a magnum. You gotta wrap your entire mouth around that bottle like this.

    Reply to Jessadrummer
  29. September 8, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    wow says:

    usually that facial expression is given in that situation with a girl doing a beer bong. this pic looks like a freudian slip.

    Reply to wow
  30. September 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Niks Camel says:

    Are y’all holding hands?

    Reply to Niks Camel
  31. September 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Ben says:

    Use a glass Merlin

    Reply to Ben
  32. September 8, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Deez says:

    “I’m for the gays Yall”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Deez
  33. September 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Trevor says:

    Dont forget to play with the balls

    Reply to Trevor
  34. September 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Lecci says:

    Nik, you gotta open wider if you want to fit a purple crayon in there

    Reply to Lecci
  35. September 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    dna7 says:

    are you c*mming dude!!!

    Reply to dna7
  36. September 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Nema says:

    16 of the hottest chicks on the planet at PURE and Nik decides to get his accountant drunk.

    Reply to Nema
  37. September 8, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Marpat says:

    Obviously not the first time Nik has shoved something big, hard and about to pop down a man’s mouth….

    Reply to Marpat
  38. September 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Bree Bree says:

    Proof Nik IS for the gays!: Shouldnt he be trying to get the girls drunk?

    Reply to Bree Bree
  39. September 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    “No, you have to open your mouth like this, then just relax the throat. You’ll be taking magnums down in no time kid.”

    Reply to Dude Bro
  40. September 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Elvis, The King says:

    If it fits in your mouth, I’ll fit in there too!

    Reply to Elvis, The King
  41. September 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Anon says:

    Nik getting ready to take a load

    Reply to Anon
  42. September 8, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Emily says:

    The bigger the bottle the shorter the rat

    Reply to Emily
  43. September 8, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    wow says:

    is that mr. ed the horse…dammmnnn gina!

    Reply to wow
  44. September 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Big Drew says:

    Man Hand at 3 O’clock (black suit jacket, white dress shirt) going in for the kill on Nick’s greg. How’d that tug work for ya?

    Reply to Big Drew
  45. September 8, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Leslie says:

    I have mad photography skills :)

    Reply to Leslie
  46. September 8, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Clicquot says:

    Money Shot???

    Reply to Clicquot
  47. September 8, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    me buster says:

    I love purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to me buster
  48. September 8, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    corgilover says:

    It tastes soo good when it hits the lips

    Reply to corgilover
  49. September 8, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Haywood Jablome says:

    Nik’s Wet Dream

    Reply to Haywood Jablome
  50. September 8, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    fa show says:

    Christain Audi Gay was disappointed when he found out that it was a big bottle of bubbly, not a purple crayon

    Reply to fa show

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