Caption of the Day

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Baywatch? Please be funny and not racist.
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If i’da known she was a squirter I’da never gone down on her while on the rag.











LEPER ???
WHALE ON THE BEACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that’s a beached whale. haha
Save a Whale, Harpoon a Fat Chick…
Michael Moore pre-op
“EL NINA!!”
NATURAL disaster!
Anna Nicole the beach tapes
It’s a mutated jelly fish with a human head, the oceans are really polluted.
eeehhhh it’s not that kind of blow hole
Somebody rescue that kid she is smothering
Call me Ishmael.
I WANT MY MONEY BACK! I PAID TO GO WHALE WATCHING AND ALL I SAW WAS LEPER!! NO BUENO.
One the Steve Irwin actually saved.
The New Leper, in 6months
…and inside were the remains of the california coastline…
Oops, I think i just wet the bed!..
HELP!!! im stuck under her
Here we have an ALBINO TORTOISE digging in the sand to lay her young, be careful when around them during this time because as you can tell their appetite is a bit much…
It only takes two trips to the beach to get enough ass crack sand to fill up my kid’s sandbox.
NIK, I THOUGHT U SAID PHOTOSHOP IS FOR LIARS ?
“Whaled Beach”
Pam Anderson in 5 years.
“This isnt the beach….I just am a huuuuuge gusher”
She ate a loggerhead turtle and now she’s acting like one.
Oh look, Heidi Montag re-did her “Higher” Video..
The Plane made it?
awww this is such a shame, where i come from whale hunting is illegal :/
Poor cameraman
i think we are going to need a bigger boat
quick everyone out we are across the border
Honest, it’s me Ariel…I am the Little Mermaid, damnit!
i’d call her a beached whale and push her back in just so i wouldn’t have to look at that >.<
” What would you do for a Klondyke bar!!!”
“Come here baby I am all wet for you”
grab some tnt, were not gonna be able to push her back in the water