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  1. September 29, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    SD KMAN says:

    “It’s Britney B*tch”

    Reply to SD KMAN
  2. September 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    jazzyjeff says:

    Dropping a Richie

    Reply to jazzyjeff
  3. September 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    hammer time says:

    the fat Kardashian sister before her wedding

    Reply to hammer time
  4. September 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Hardley Working says:

    She is actually using the urinal for a baby changing station.

    Reply to Hardley Working
  5. September 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Davicta says:

    “Why this room doesn’t have wireless internet at all!! Although the vanity is nice…”

    Reply to Davicta
  6. September 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Is that Britney Spears says:

    Lokks alot like Brit!

    Reply to Is that Britney Spears
  7. September 29, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Is that Britney Spears says:

    Lokks alot like Brit

    Reply to Is that Britney Spears
  8. September 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Do NOT Drink and Drive! Sheriff Joe will give you a crappy job.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  9. September 29, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    party party says:

    cant decide wether shes looking for her pills or her kids in there

    Reply to party party
  10. September 29, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Jus’ takin’ a Nik!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  11. September 29, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    wee man says:

    A&E’s new show: Intervention meets dirty jobs

    Reply to wee man
  12. September 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Gabe says:

    Recession Housing…

    Reply to Gabe
  13. September 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Slammed says:

    Where did I put my Starbucks?

    Reply to Slammed
  14. September 29, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Trevor says:

    It’s HandyCapable, not HandiCapped damnit!

    Reply to Trevor
  15. September 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Ben says:

    Dropping off abortion #4

    Reply to Ben
  16. September 29, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    gabriel says:

    Her next song is going to be called “SANITIZER”

    Reply to gabriel
  17. September 29, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    canmiser says:

    I knew if i went deep enough i’d find something good!

    Reply to canmiser
  18. September 29, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    lawyerTime says:

    Photos used against Britney in court were thrown out, after investigation, by the judge after stating that the photograph was indeed that of “a nominee visiting the paki hut on pepperidge farm in a confirmed pearl catcher’s uniform.”

    Reply to lawyerTime
  19. September 29, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    MyGregIsBIGGER says:

    I see Tyler Durden rubbed off on you Britney.

    Reply to MyGregIsBIGGER
  20. September 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    MagicMan says:

    There’s a nice rock, now if I can just find a vein … oops, I’ll do it again.

    Reply to MagicMan
  21. September 29, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    Lemma Fartson says:

    What? I’m wearing shoes this time ya’ll!

    Reply to Lemma Fartson
  22. September 29, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    jt says:

    forget dumpster diving, these port-a-johns are where the money is baby!!!!

    Reply to jt
  23. September 29, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    I always wear a hazmat suit in the port a potty when I getting loaded! I was gonna get a butt shot but I’m disabled an cant reach the door cause I forgot to take my shorts down.

    Reply to Ex Lax
  24. September 29, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    this free food is sooooo good!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  25. September 29, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    I didn’t flush an still can’t find my favorite turd!

    Reply to Ex Lax
  26. September 29, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    UrMomsSexToy says:

    Just another day in the office!

    Reply to UrMomsSexToy
  27. September 29, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    rjg504 says:

    homeless abortion clinic now open

    Reply to rjg504
  28. September 29, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Gugs says:

    Open for business!

    Reply to Gugs
  29. September 29, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Gugs says:

    Add a second bathroom on to your double wide in one easy step

    Reply to Gugs
  30. September 29, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    Gugs says:

    Nik, this new bathroom of yours is really nice – Pucker

    Reply to Gugs
  31. September 29, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Gugs says:

    Leper taking a home pregnancy test (wearing gloves and hazmat suit because she knows how dirty she really is!)

    Reply to Gugs
  32. September 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    Lolerbank says:

    Perez Hilton dying his hair before the VMA’s.

    Reply to Lolerbank
  33. September 30, 2009 at 3:39 am

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    At least Britney has some shoes on this time

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>
  34. September 30, 2009 at 4:24 am

    SD Scott says:

    Shit happens when you party naked

    Reply to SD Scott
  35. September 30, 2009 at 6:34 am

    sj86 says:

    I thought ya’ll said we were going to Starbucks? Hey! Where ya’ll goin’?

    Reply to sj86
  36. September 30, 2009 at 7:08 am

    Sidez007 says:

    Handi-CRAP…

    Reply to Sidez007
  37. September 30, 2009 at 7:14 am

    ang420 says:

    Kaden Solo afer being fired from theDirty.com

    Reply to ang420
  38. September 30, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Bupster says:

    I wear the poncho for the protection from splash back……..

    Reply to Bupster
  39. September 30, 2009 at 8:25 am

    Ocho Blumpkin says:

    Mmmmm, corn.

    Reply to Ocho Blumpkin
  40. September 30, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Westbanker says:

    From the makers of Crystal Meth: now comes in “PORT-Oble POTTY” edition

    Reply to Westbanker
  41. September 30, 2009 at 10:43 am

    A says:

    at least she isnt shaving her head this time….

    Reply to A
  42. September 30, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Jon says:

    Hahahahhaaha TYPICAL HOUSTON TRASH

    Ghetto ass city, no white people, and all trashhh
    hahahah

    Reply to Jon
  43. September 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Count says:

    We got sh*t sandwiches everybody.

    Reply to Count
  44. September 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    jfjfjf

    Reply to Anonymous
  45. October 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Rule 1 says:

    “Time to make the donuts”

    Reply to Rule 1
  46. November 4, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Air Dee says:

    “Dont be tardy for the Farty”

    Reply to Air Dee

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