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  1. September 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    KSplichal says:

    I’d love to have sex with you but I’m a vegetarian.

    Reply to KSplichal
  2. September 30, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Hold the sausage.

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  3. September 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    jesse says:

    he needs to see the sunny side of bacon

    Reply to jesse
  4. September 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    San Marcos, TX says:

    Moons over my Tummy?

    Reply to San Marcos, TX
  5. September 30, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    jazzyjeff says:

    Eggs over sleezy fo sheezy!

    Reply to jazzyjeff
  6. September 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    vegass says:

    Ham & eggs…pick em up

    Reply to vegass
  7. September 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    dude says:

    That’s not weird, he just joined the Mile High Breakfast Club!

    Reply to dude
  8. September 30, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Dik Itchie says:

    This is your gut. This is your gut on DRUGS.

    Reply to Dik Itchie
  9. September 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    The Truth says:

    Ready for breakfast and the mile high club b!tch

    Reply to The Truth
  10. September 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    suburban robot says:

    looks like breakfast fell on the barber shop floor

    Reply to suburban robot
  11. September 30, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    A says:

    i see two eggs, but that looks more like over queasy…

    Reply to A
  12. September 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    LaDeeDah says:

    even if he were a “mile high” when he got that tattoo, that’s STILL not a good enough excuse

    Reply to LaDeeDah
  13. September 30, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    a says:

    wakey, wakey, eggs and bacy

    Reply to a
  14. September 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    susanna says:

    No, this is your greg and balls after doing Leper.

    Reply to susanna
  15. September 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    JP says:

    Turn around and you can see a chocolate fountain!

    Reply to JP
  16. September 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Maverickman says:

    the DIRTY “Breakfast Club”

    Reply to Maverickman
  17. September 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Maverickman says:

    Leper’s “T*ts in 20″

    Reply to Maverickman
  18. September 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Maverickman says:

    Dr Suess– Dirty Style
    I will not eat green eggs and ham
    I do not like them Sam-I-am

    Reply to Maverickman
  19. September 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Chaplin says:

    Denver Omelette, please!

    Reply to Chaplin
  20. September 30, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    cookie monster says:

    hey girl, want some bacon and eggs with a side of some sausage?

    Reply to cookie monster
  21. September 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    ian says:

    The negative Dirty is getting to Kangaroid…

    Reply to ian
  22. September 30, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Kristina says:

    Fat Boy Platter with a side of stretch marks!

    Reply to Kristina
  23. September 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    theliz says:

    Im glad he didnt get that on his butt. Id hate to see where he would have put a piece of link sausage. LMAO!

    Reply to theliz
  24. September 30, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    KKel says:

    Breakfast of Champions

    Reply to KKel
  25. September 30, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    Moons over my Hammie

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>
  26. September 30, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    hardley working says:

    eggs over hairy fatty with a slice of pork.

    Reply to hardley working
  27. September 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I don’t even want to guess where the toast pops up.

    Reply to Anonymous
  28. September 30, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    ultinice says:

    Good morning Pee Wee, Good morning Mr. Breakfast. Can I have some Mr. T cereal.

    Reply to ultinice
  29. October 1, 2009 at 5:59 am

    Raeann1204 says:

    must be from charlotte, redneck all the way

    Reply to Raeann1204
  30. October 1, 2009 at 6:03 am

    Xavier A. Acevedo says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m hungry

    Reply to Xavier A. Acevedo
  31. October 1, 2009 at 7:55 am

    earl duke says:

    damn you bitch.. at lesst pac’s thug ;ife made sense.. nasty stupid cornball ass white people!

    Reply to earl duke
  32. October 1, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Summermsv says:

    Bacon & eggs hens are involved but pigs are committed

    Reply to Summermsv
  33. October 1, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Jeremy says:

    Wait until I show you my grits

    Reply to Jeremy
  34. October 1, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Debo says:

    Halloween must be around the corner if Belly O’Lanterns are already out…

    Reply to Debo
  35. October 1, 2009 at 10:48 am

    VERONICA says:

    HERE’S MY EGGS AND BACON….NOW LET ME SHOW YOU MY SAUSAGE !

    Reply to VERONICA
  36. October 1, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Tony says:

    Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

    Reply to Tony
  37. October 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    brian fukks says:

    is this TODD HERREMANS?

    Reply to brian fukks
  38. October 12, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Scott says:

    I’ll my eggs over easy, hold the fat.

    Reply to Scott

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