Mouth To Mouth

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, im inspired by your blog responses through out all of The DIRTY, so i want you to hit this one HARD! This is Michelle SantaMar*a, shes what you call a Boylover, but a complete sell out. If you ever catch her at a club, you can easily makeout with this one if you agree to shoot shots.liquor in her mouth from YOUR own mouth. kinda kinky? But her problem is she is still inlove with some ex boyfriend, The Tool of Charlotte (Zach Cornw*ll). and the funny part is she’s more f*cked up than her Ex lover after he cheated on her numberous times. So Nik, would you?
Answer: no. Her head is wierd, and she looks like a bug.-nik












Im not gonna lie she’s preety hot, but she loves hanging out with the cool guy douches of clt.
this picture makes her look alot prettier than she really is… but she does have a good body.
One word: “mononucleosis.”
The poster sounds like one of the “foreigners” who post ads on craigs list as you to rent/take care of their house while they are overseas but only if you give them your credit card number first
shes a sweet girl
Someone sounds bitter
seriously.. this is personal vendetta.. get over yourself.. she doesn’t want you & you want to put her on the dirty to get back at her.. boo hoo cry me a river.. Michelle, don’t pay this any mind.. you know who put it up, so it doesn’t even matter what anyone says about you!
Listen Kris “ROCKER” Jones.. you think you’re so cool by posting my best friend on this f*cking website? Well, you sorry piece of sh*t. You just the jealous f*cking douchebag that she never wanted anything to do with. You’re just pissed off because Michelle didn’t want to date you or whatever it is you wanted from her. Sorry, she’d rather run back to her Ex-Boyfriend for protection from you because your drunk ass sorry excuse for a “man” had be just all f*cking obsessed with her after being her friend for what?.. 3 days? sounds right! So, you what? Oh yea.. you show to his house pissed crying like the little bitch you are because they are still friend.. (Heaven f*cking forbid you have a relationship that ends and you stay friends. f*cking miracle).. anyways, so, you show up and you cry and just get pissed throw rock at his damn window.. then your drunk ass leaves you keys.. and the cops are called. And what did you say? uhh.. uhh.. officer i just wanted to know why my GIRLFRIEND (keep in mind you met her 3 days ago at this point) is with her ex-boyfriend.. and not with me. So, you proceed to text and call her .. showing up to her work.. just basically being a f*cking stalker. So, you get banned from all the cool places in Charlotte. & Her Ex-Boyfriend at this point wants to beat the living sh*t out of you.. So, Kris.. I think it’s about time that the day for that comes.. you need to have you sh*t f8cking leveled.. like the little piece of shit that you are. Your are a f*cking discussing ugly bastard.. who get way too f*cking obsessed with girls after knowing them for only 3 days. & yes, you know damn well who I am. F8cking with Michelle F*cks with me.. and a lot more people.. you need to f*cking watch your damn back you douche. So, this shouldn’t be a picture of Michelle on thedirty instead it should be you.. Kris “ROCKER” Jones.. who apparently thinks he now also a rocker.. bahahaha
Michelle, that’s a freaking cute picture of you and it sounds like a bitter way to get ‘revenge’ on you rather than hate on you personally. don’t let this piss you off that bad, because not even nik really had anything to say. i gotcha back, you know that.
Get over yourself Kris
Listen Kris “ROCKER” Jones.. you think you’re so cool by posting my best friend on this f*cking website? Well, you sorry piece of sh8t. You just the jealous f*cking douchebag that she never wanted anything to do with. You’re just pissed off because Michelle didn’t want to date you or whatever it is you wanted from her. Sorry, she’d rather run back to her Ex-Boyfriend for protection from you because your drunk ass sorry excuse for a “man” had be just all f*cking obsessed with her after being her friend for what?.. 3 days? sounds right! So, you what? Oh yea.. you show to his house pissed crying like the little bitch you are because they are still friend.. (Heaven f*cking forbid you have a relationship that ends and you stay friends. f*cking miracle).. anyways, so, you show up and you cry and just get pissed throw rock at his damn window.. then your drunk ass leaves you keys.. and the cops are called. And what did you say? uhh.. uhh..
wow great another loser who doesnt have a life and wants to post this bc she doesn’t want his penis? dude get over yourself… you had nothing better to do why don’t you go f*ck yourself in the as*hole… you want to walk around and call them your girlfriend already when you haven’t even hung out with them, but just had a mini conversation with them…mine your business and move on with your loser life cuz in the end nobody gives a sh*t about you… i wouldn’t be surprise you went missing for awhile for running that damn mouth… HAHA
Lets get real….Michelle is one of the sweetest girls and she’s hot. It’s okay to be jealous but really taking it this far? GROW UP. I love you michelle
this girl is nice as hell i met her downtown wen i lost my friends and she was so nice to me!!! :] shes pretty from the inside out… so idk why shes on here but then again idk her that welll…
Um to answer all of your questions,
Starting with the “she doesnt want my dick” lol…
I slept with michelle, well let me correct myself – i had sex with her. not to mention she could help but tell me her Ex boyfriend wasnt any better in bed. . .
Second, everything mentioned to Nik Richie is a Fact,
I have not lied.nor stated something that did not happend.
She madeout with guys for alcohol in clubs, she still loves her cheating ex boyfriend, and shes a sell out.
one night (when she was drunk from making out with the underage distrupters in the club) she was begging to go to WaffleHouse, so as nice as i was, i took her (with two other friends of hers)
when we get there, she then called her ex, said that she didnt want to come to wafflehouse and that myself was sleeping over for the night?
HAHA, web of lies.
2 of her friends all there heard everything, i was NOT even considering spending anymore time with her after droping her off. but she wouldnt stfu about going to wafflehouse.
before this all went down, we agreed to remain friends. i have text messages that show that i was the one trying to AVOID her, but she insisted to want to hangout that night(s)
but, i made sure that was to never happen again, and so YES, she was put on the The DIRTY for being DIRTY.
i rest my case.
What a d*uche, Kris. Quit being such a psycho stalker and leave people alone. You got banned from all the clubs that are cool for a reason. You need to leave Zach and Michelle both alone and give up because trust me, we know waaaaaay more people and people know us more than you can even imagine. so back the F**K off. Amd ps for your info this is her other best friend and believe me ive learned from the best so get a friggin’ life!!
shes a dumb b*tch who probably posted this herself. Shes ugly…like reallllly ugly….and her ex is sweet!
she’s not ugly whatsoever.. and he’s probably sweet to whoever said this because he’s trying to get in your pants
I was leaving her alone… shes the one that didnt like the fact i didnt wanna talk to her again and kept texting me “sad faces”
im not even stalking her either, lol… other than providing a great fix up of this mess….
her TASK is to Admit what she did and that it was a dirty move to do (which it was)…., so then tomorrow while im doing security at Cans, ill sit with nik richie and sign her off The Dirty. even though your suppose to sign yourself off and not someone else…
if she doesnt wanna settle for the best, then she shall forever be on The Dirty for being dirty.
now if i was a real dick, i would of waited AFTER meeting Nik,
so appreciate the fact of what im doing. its fair but can be negotitable for how things stand at the moment.
I PHUQED HER, STUCK IT IN HER A$$ AND SPLOOGED ON HER FACE!! NOW THAT IS A ROCKER BEEOTCH!!
michelle is beat as hell, shes got -2′s. Kris Jones is a cool dude. we can bounce back and forth all day about she said this or that, who gives a sh*t? people need to grow up!
wow.. this is f*cked up as sh*t.
kris SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU LYING PIECE OF GOD DAMN SH*T.. YOU CAME CRYING TO ME CAUSE I WOULDN’T TALK TO YOU… SAID YOU DIDN’T WANT TO TALK TO ME CAUSE YOU STILL LIKED ME… SO I WAS LIKE.. UM OKAY.
WHATEVER.
EXACT F*CKING QUOTES.
THIS IS THE MOST IMMATURE BULLSH*T EVER. I’M GETTING THIS REMOVED TOMORROW AT CANS.. SO SAY WHATEVER SH*T YOU NEED TO ..TO MAKE YOUR SELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION..
YOU F*CKING PYSCHO LYING STALKING ASSH*LE.. TO BAD YOU JUST TEXTED ME ABOUT TWO HOURS AGO ASKING IF WE COULD MAKE PEACE??? ARE YOU F*CKING OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND???
i don’t even know what to say to you.. everyone that knows me knows i’m sweet, i’ll help anyone out that has a problem, i’m completely honest… i’m a complete loyal friend if you deserve it.
and boy.. you don’t deserve sh*t from me..
yes i’m leaving this on the dirty instead of texting you.. f*cking delete my number.. never *ucking contact me EVER again…
kris you deserve to be on the dirty for your dirty lies.. this is complete bullsh*t
f*ck you kris. you’re a douche. michelle and zach are good friends of mine. michelle is with me almost everyday. so get your head out of your ass. you’re not that great
f*ck you kris. you’re a douche. michelle and zach are good friends of mine. she is with me almost everyday. just because she didn’t want to be with you didn’t mean you had to be so immature and put her on here. did this really make you feel better? it didnt make her look bad it just made you look like a pathetic loser. seriously grow up. you’re not that great.
HAHAHAHA, awesome…
but
i will stat that the detailed response Rocker said, never happend.
by all means, “the splooged on her face” part
Wow I’m so glad I’m going to the Grand Opening of Road House Thursdays College Night @ CANS Thursday Sept 17th to sign my name for Immunity from the site. You all should to.
wow idk why shes on here either…
she’s the most presh thing ever, and i’ve never seen a sl*tty side about her…
okay really Kris ? Seriously .. you f*cking call me all the time complaining about this and that and blahbllah blah. I called you out the first time you told me about showing up to her house. Youre hands down .. a f*cking stalker. Seriously Kris ? If you have to stoop this low and put someone on blast to make yourself feel better .. then i feel great remorse for you. Kris .. seriously .. get a life. Quit wasting your time on websites and sh*t talking smack about sh*t that is f*cking old news. GET OVER IT. You’re in your 20′s but yet you act like a dumbstruck 15 year old. Pull your head OUT of your assh*le and get a reality check. Thanks (said in the NICEST way possible)
point of this whole thing.
boy likes girl, boy and girl hang out, boy gets obsessed, boy gets dumped, boy goes psycho.
I’ve seen rejection before but never like this. So Kris, are you gonna post every girl that rejected you on TheDirty?
I mean, really. Kris you’re making yourself look so pathetic right now. Michelle has many friends that love her and she is such a sweet girl. No one believes you and no one cares what you have to say about her, but thanks for letting the world(charlotte) know how much of a bitter pathetic psycho fake wannabe “rocker” you are.
Maybe just maybe seeing all this you’ll change your ways and actually turn out to be a decent guy.
No matter what anyone says…there is a reason she is on Dirty
I’m really surprised I wasn’t mentioned in this cuz I was the one who was giving her my drink. I really didn’t think it was a big deal but apparently there was a jealous douchbag watching me do it. I knew it was kris who posted this and I think he got me escorted out of the club that night because he’s a big baby. If I find out you did it’s not going to be pretty. I hate seeing your face and next time I see it I’m going to break it.
kris youre such a loser. youll get what you deserve,
Walk up to me next time you see me then bitch. i hope you know how to fight “anonymous”. i’ll beat your ass in front of everybody. you will be spitting up more then your drink by the time im done with you.
Kris.. thats funny. Hearing a little bitch try to talk sh*t.. haha God damn you are a funny little douchebag!
Michelle is the LAST person that needs to be on here. She is an amazing person. You guys seriously need to stop putting the people who don’t deserve any bad treatment on here.
Too long; didn’t read
HAHAHAHA that last Kris Jones response, totally was not me. but to be honest Mr.Anonymous, you got escorted out by your own fault, i didnt know you were removed until michelle said something. and i really really really wish you would come break my face… nobody else will.
Anyways i wish people had their story straight.. all this talking and not knowing what had been said between myself and michelle…. kinda makes you look “smart”? ….Nah
but anyways, myself and michelle will be fine on the long run.
good night crazy people.
Kris your pretty much on point with this one…had an explanation for everything. Did anyone else notice numberous???? hahaha
you know when you put people on here a site called “the dirty” shouldnt u have dirt…almost all of these comments are people saying GOOD things about michelle….whoever posted this is an idiot…michelle is such a sweetheart…she gorgeous and ive never heard anything bad about her…
you can’t just put someone like michelle on this website, talk sh*t about her and then 2 days later say that you and michelle will be fine. Kris Jones you’re a coward and an idiot.
theres way to many comments to read.. but all i can say that i know is that kris is a huge tool, just another f*ckin side kick of the week for xavier
I am on point. She cant confess because she knew she f*cked up… again. She doesnt even know what to say for herself after i told her what i found out the other night.
So again, you guys can keep reading the back of the books thinking you know all about it…., but until you open it like a smart person would, then you find alot more to the story.
i don’t think your ever going to stop.
&& no i didn’t f*ck up anything. You know this yourself, because once again, after that “immunity” dirty.com party at cans.. you blew my phone up texting me nonstop, just wanting to talk & fix everything.. leave me alone kris. i officially want NOTHING at all to do with you.
Michelle is wonderful…she is the sweetest girl I have ever met that is taller than me
michelle is a huge b*tch with her head stuck all up in her ass. she thinks i like her because i feel sorry enough to humor her with a smile every time she decides to act like she knows me in public. what a dumb slut.
I seriously cracked up a little when I read that. I’m kind & genuine to everyone, it’s just the person I am, so whoever you are saying i’m a b*tch with my “head all stuck up in my ass,” get over yourself and stop being fake & humoring me with a smile? your obviously not a friend to me anyway.. i promise i’ll be fine with out your humoring smile.
People Change,
and Michelle ever since Zach, you have changed. You manage to f*ck another guy (myself) to get back at Zach. Congratulations
You cover your face with a smile, but behind all that – its a face of “i dont want to be around you people”
i only text you not to harass you, you and i had a text conversation, talking about our situation, but your a bitch and didnt want to confess your f8ck up.and ways ide hope to establish a neutral environment even tho we have screw each other mentally and well… the other way also.
but basically Michelle, you NOW care only for yourself, you say what people want to hear to keep yourself from being alone and in Guilt. you dont wanna talk to the friends who know what you did that night CAUSE you cant handle the truth and your afraid to hear them say “Why did you screw him over? but he didnt do anything”
and i know, the longer you stay around here… the more time people are going to figure your ass out.
So do yourself a favor, do what your so desperately talked about and thought about when things went wrong… and move back up north.
We dont need anymore more weird people down here.
Tool Academy Wannabe,
im Xaviers and Nicks roomate you dipshit, lol
If anything Xavier is my sidekick. lol
but im not like neither of them, nor a tool.
i do what i want regardless.
stop hating on this girl…she is gorgeous
I love Michelle <3 shes my friend and she is sweeeet
she must of did something dirty if this is still up here…
Michelle says “leave me alone kris. i officially want NOTHING at all to do with you.”
Well i mean i WAS leaving you alone, i was ever going to talk to you UNTIL you come grabbing all over me at Whiskey…., telling me “im sorry, you were right about everything, im sorry, im sorry, please forgive me”
unfortunately when another month blows by, you will probably do it again, but this time im just going to be a lot less gullible to all the bullsh*t that comes out of that little girl mouth and mind.
so let me make it super clear that its been official since the night you f*cked up, i didnt want anything to do with you… Hints why your on The damn Dirty….
bye
Yeah, i f*cked her too
I have recently just meet michelle and started hanging out with her. She is a really sweet person and obviously to mature to give a sh*t about people like you kris that regasrdless of how obvious it is people hate you still gave you a chance. But to post her on here for not liking you. DIRTY itself. What a f*cker. Zack and her are cool people and as far as anyone being a tool it is most definatly you. get a f*cking clue. Michelle is sweet and so is zack so shut the f*ck up. =D