Paradise Valley’s Finest
Posted in Scottsdale | September 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bryan P (far left) from Paradise Valley. He drives daddys car and uses daddys money to go to clubs with his fake I.d. and somehow still things he’s the hottest sh*t in town. He gets bars shut down, claims to have 5 girls while he can’t hardly keep one. He says the biggest two timing double standard guy around….. he’s been out of high school for a few years and can’t even stay in community college without dropping out. Good thing he’s got daddys money to pull him through the ghetto of Paradise Valley.
He’s going to go far in life.- nik
Anon says:
someone’s a hater.
to Anonwtf says:
thats cool since he has a job and works his ass off
to wtfgirlygirl says:
seriously, someone is a total hater. first of all, if you’re going to hate on someone, learn to f*ck*ng speak the English language. second of all, if you actually know Bryan, he has never been to a club, owns the car that he has, and also has a steady job. saweet job finding things to diss on him with, try making something better up next time. third of all, Bryan is extremely well endowed and can easily get women. His g/f now is hotter than anyone the person who wrote this will ever get and he is doing a dam* good job of keeping her happy. so to the author of this awesome post, good luck with your insecurities and your sad life.
to girlygirlF**K the DA says:
100% agree that all posters are insecure midgets like Nik. Wish I had time to be a D.A. Bounty Hunter. They love the midgets, makes them feel big. Did you ever see a guy over 6’0 getting out of a jacked up to the sky monster truck? Nope! This blog fills that void whatever it may be. But girly girl, please tell me that “saweet” job is not as valley girl as it sounds. Please, tell me it’s a typo.
to F**K the DAgirlygirl says:
it’s supposed to be sarcastic towards the douche who wrote this. not a typo, but not meaning to be valleygirl. haha
to girlygirlwow says:
bryan’s my best friend! and whoever wrote this needs to get over how jealous they are of him! and last i checked him and his gf are pretty happy, hes going to school, and works all the time! so how about you do something better with your time and get a life. k thanks
to wowPaRsA says:
umm hes my best friend actually
to PaRsAAnonymous says:
He’s the ONLY kid who didn’t graduate from my high school. saying something, no?
to AnonymousPaRsA says:
dude who cares hes going to college and has a steady job
to PaRsAmaster says:
If you knew the reason he didn’t get to graduate you would be shutting your mouth. you don’t sound cool, at all. PaRsA – agreed. He’s got his s*it together. that’s all that matters.
to masterAnonymous says:
he didn’t do his sh8t or care about anything?
to AnonymousLOL says:
did daddy pay for his ink too… how sweet…i wonder if he sat there and held his hand? hmm…. lol lol
to LOLParsa says:
that was kinda retarded to say after everyone just told u that he has a steady job….clearly your a shade below retarded
lol who hasnt made mistakes?
besides if your gonna rag on the kid for not trying hard when he was young and in highschool…this isnt even the right website…make a twitter or somthing you idiot
the dirty is for 30k millionaires and sl*tty girls
to Parsahaha says:
you tell’em parsa
to hahamary jane says:
bryans actually really chill so suck it easy hater:)
to mary janeCdx75xmx says:
Its kind of pathetic that someone actually posted this bullsh*t. Seriously, what did Bryan do to get your panties in such a bunch? Its nice to see his friends backing him up though
to Cdx75xmxJack says:
I just saw all my friends post something so just wanted to say hey! O and Brian is the sh*t so stop the bad mouthing
to Jacki know him says:
this kid is tight..ahha someone is just hating..
to i know himHilarious says:
you kids are hilarious…. I don’t even really know the guy but get used to it, people are gonna do this forever….
to HilariousI know her says:
his girls got flab and bunny teeth
to I know herhmm says:
have you seen her? someone is jealous! too bad bryan and his grl are two awesome people. jeez people cut the sh*t.
to hmmHilarious says:
you kids are f*cking hilarious.. I don’t even really know the kid but chill the f*ck out. That’s life, people are gonna rip on ya…
to HilariousWhatever says:
Bryan, you know we all love you and I’m sure you are laughing at this post along with us. I wonder who would hate so much? Random. But just to back almost everyone else on this, Bryan is awesome and the total opposite of what this post claims he is.
to Whateverbrittany says:
i love you bryan
to brittany