THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am sacking laura th*elen after she got way to drunk.
That is a great sack! You boys need to celebrate on your achievement this weekend. I am going to take a shot right now for Laura’s quarterback skills.- nik
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No contact you get no props for that. If you had a testicle on each eyelid you would be infamous but now ur just a dude with a small weiner.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! you got sacked hoe
that’s too* not to. I can’t stand people who can’t thunk of the difference between “too” and “to” and “your” and “you’re”
i can’t stand people who don’t spell check. It’s “think” not “thunk”
idiot
what’s a thunk?
anyone else think nik sounds a little gay here?
I think it’s safe to say that Nik is gay. I bet he will eventually “come out” on his site. What guy says “That is a great sack!”? First off, the douche’s balls and sack are so small they aren’t even touching her forehead. Dude should be more embarrassed for himself, then the chick. I’ll put my horse nuts on some chick’s face this weekend and upload it on your site and you’ll really think “I have a great sack…”.
Nik come out of the closet already.
Laura should call the cops and have them arrested for sexual assault. Now that would be funny.
eweweeeweewwww
HAHAHAHAHA!! you got sacked hoe!!
wouldn’t this be rape???
Theeeeeeeezzzzzz Nutttzzz
nice picture………….
NOTE TO ALL: THIS PHOTO COULD GET YOU SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE AND LAND YOU IN JAIL……………
dont be stupid and end up in jail on a joke……………. who ever takes the picture can also be charge with sexual assault……..
actually, with no contact being made in this photo this wouldn’t be sexual assault.
what a sluuuuut!!!!!!!!!!!!!
isn’t this assault?
What are the hearts covering up?
his small penis. looks like
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA LAURA YOU DUMB DRUNK
Wow creepers! I feel sorry for her because who knows what else these scumbags did to her when she was passed out.
thats why you are supposed to control how much you drink. knowing chicks like this, she wanted balls on her forehead.
He should have made a deposit on her face, too.
The Ho wass gonna blow him but, fell asleep trying to find
his cock!!!!
What a loser….
both of them!
She got TBAGGED
HAHAHAHA BABY NUTS!
Dude… You have the smallest testicle bag I have never seen! Is there even a penis above that thing?
Ricky….you dirty mother f*cker hahahaha
Nik, your officially a fag. There is no way you can make that statement and not pause it, or end it on a no homo. I dont care if its your job, if its a joke or what. Look at what you said. If it didnt sound rediculous when you typed it, when you read it the second time something in your brain should have clicked. sacked?? WTF
FYI to the man that posted this… Your going to Jail. A coworker of mine is in Jail for doing this exact same thing. Good luck with your soon to be sexual assault charge son! Your parents will be proud!
I think she obviously got tanked with her friends (nothing wrong with that) and instead of drinking and driving home, crashed with people who she thought she could be comfortable with. Next thing you know, she gets T-baged, sees this picture in the morning, laughs and laughs at how drunk she was (again, nothing wrong with that), and then gets over her hang over and continues to be a productive citizen.
Nik is clearly a fan of drikning and driving, I mean look at his track record, and thinks that because a girl passes out and some of her friends joke with her, makes her look like a sl*t.
Poor girl. The picture prob. didnt bother her until it got put on this site. Usually this site is funny, but this is honestly just sad.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rickkkky i love you! i just remembered you talking about this and searched through like 12 pages to find it. haha. you guys and your balls. does she know this is on here? lmao. poor girl. haha i love all the small penis/balls comments.
Ricky sacked Laura. Today is a good day.
the people involved in this photo should be reported to the police for sexual assault. this is disgusting and illegal.
ill give her a real sack
pictures like this is how they prove rape cases. not funny or appropriate in anyway.