THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who I came across, haven’t seen her on here in a long time… good to see she is aging accordingly.
SD Coug can you please see a dentist… it will get you to the next level of life I promise. I hate looking at your smile and thinking you have an English accent.- nik
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that girl in blue is an eyefull of woman…
If only she had boobs
Her dress is too small what is she thinking?
Nik, what the he!!, both women are amazing, if you notice they are in a Hooters and probable hotter than all of the waitresses, would bang them til none of us could walk
I got all the Teeth Whitener she needs right here. And since I am feeling generous, I will let her take it straight from the tap.
hilarious
wow…those things are massive.
I would pump those massive melons for hours. Her reward would be an equally massive load to rub on her nipples, wherever they are.
CHRIST!!!!!Whos looking at her teeth
no doubt
if she likes purple crayons, let me know. I’d roll that ass over and plow it like a snow-covered driveway in Minnesota.
ahahaha!!!
Dude, this is the funniest thing I’ve read here in a long time! You deserve a T-Shirt!
LOL!
SHE DOESN’T HAVE AN ASS, IT’S FLAT AND YOU SHOULD SEE HER HUMP OF A NOSE
Nik, you worry about the teeth and I’ll take care of the rest!
Holy Christ! What a Creation!
how are the girl in blue’s nipples not out? that’s a whole lot of cleavage.
because her boobs are sort of squished against her body but not actually going up
yea ….sounds bout right
There fake and so is her Hair-It looks like a rats nest when you see her up close…lol
Your right, I went into Hooters and she is fake I saw her nest of hair and she rides her shorts up her butt…GROSS! Her nose looks like a camel….LOL
Are they looking at porn?
Love those t#ts!!!!!
wow if the women in blue is the SD coug she is SMOKIN!!!!!! and her smile is perfect why the hell would she need to see a dentist NIK?????? she is beyond hot!!!!
clown tits
The one in blue is SMOKIN!
Change the name to “The Dorky”
Come on everyone..you know Nik is strokin the Dik to these two…er four. They are yummy looking. Sexy as hell and would be a major bit of bragging rights to any man snagging them.
Nik is for the gays. He loves the dudes
where the hell are her nipples? gross.
Bubbly in Hooters? Do they have bottle service too?
what the f is wrong with their boobs? they start from their chins?
dude who is that girl in the blue??? I have pictures of her when I was at the Playboy Mansion last summer. Anyone got a link to her myspace?
You really don’t want to know her, she will back stab you in a blink of an eye….
i would do dirty things to the one in blue
Worst. Deformed. T*ts. Ever.
Nik you are the only person on the planet looking at their teeth. Go blow perez hilton…..again……
I am completely in lust with the girl in blue. Wow…..
I love how they are at Hooters, great place to pounce. The one blue is definitely do-able!
Don’t try shes been to bed with many-humm wonder if she has crabs-watch out lonely men! She works the down town area in San Diego. On every street..Try the Hard Rock shes there alot.
someone needs to get more intel on the girl in blue…
I have come to the conclusion Nik is a homo
geezus, if you’re gonna have a retarded boob job, at least wear something that helps them instead of making them look worse!
She won the Miss Hooters international pageant, which is weird considering all she has going for her is fake???!!! Her teeth are bad and she has a huge nose?? I am not even trying to hate, I worked there for 3 years and the girls that would win were beyond beautiful, I just think she’s average with a huge rack….nothing special. but good for Missouri:)
And, for a blow job…only if you have money…
oooooommmmmmmmmgggggggggg FINE AS HELL
I wanna spunk on the girl in blues face
I will fill all her holes to the brim with the ‘gurt.
They have heads??? I never looked past their chesticles!!! Their teeth aren’t what I want to rub up on.
Seriously someone needs to tell me who the gorgeous woman in blue is?!
would love to add her to my home porno movie.
glasses of champagne at a hooters…classic…looks like they are trying to stay classy, while doing promo for hooters? ha ha ha. i’d still do em though.
English accents are incredibly sexy. Her teeth look alright to me. It’s her rectangular shaped breasts that look a bit off. The one in the pink is definitely the better of the two.
She does not have an english accent-she’s a fake
Did she win the hooters pageant this year?
No, she has never won! Made it to the international contests a couple years but never placed.
her name is laura…and she is married..but cheats all the time.
Perfect. Send her my way. BTW, does she like ATM?
No she will not take ATM…cash only
She sure did cheat!! Even when her ex-husband was at war covering our backs here in the U.S.A
What a shame-No CLASS
She is pretty… but her t*ts are way too big! Well unless you are 6’9″ and weigh 350… You can tell she just got em done, they still haven’t dropped, but when they do— look out. And wear a top that actually fits… geeeeezzzzzzuuuuusssss. looks like you got em too big, they don’t have a top to fit u…
She is not pretty! Have her take her hair off-she is ugly from top to bottom and she will even ???? your best friend.
her tits fit my c*ck. they are the perfect size.
The girl in blue is Lara. She is a fake b*tch and will do anything for money, purses, or shoes. If you have a load in your wallet, she will take care of the load in your pants!
Her name is Lara. She is a fake b*tch and will do anything for money, purses, or shoes. If you have a load in your wallet, she will take care of the load in your pants.
And her mouth too, very tasty, dirty and a player…who would what her as a wife? Not me!
Does no one else wonder why she is drinking champagne at Hooters?
Does no one else wonder why she is drinking champagne at hooters?
Girl in Blue, is Lara, works at hooters in mission valley. Fake extension hair. She was married and cheated on her husband for money or anything like shoes or purses. Back stabbed all of her friends. Flat ass, and a completely stupid. almost 30 years old and never passed high school.
All You guys are a bunch of HATERS!! These girls are my friends are are beautiful. Sorry if you all don’t have the looks that get you places! Whats wrong with having big boobs and pretty hair??? nothing except for the UGLY people on here writing rude comments cuz they are jealous. Weird ” why are they drinking Champagne at Hooters??? umm well lets see idiots….there not wearing the uniforms ..check…. they have a calendar in front of them…check….wow maybe there signing calendars????? what a concept!!!! You Jealous LOSERS!