THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you love your dirty athletes bro. Check out Cardinal’s tight end, Ben Patrick. Currently serving a 4 game suspension for testing positive for a banned substance. Looks like he is enjoying the time off the Cards gave him playing some beer pong. Check out how beat these asu chicks are. Isn’t he a little old to be at Co-ed parties? They gotta be 19, 20 at the max. Third pro season, I’d hope I was on to bigger and better things. He probably feels like a god around them. I don’t understand these youngins, don’t they take a lesson from the veterans, marry a hot chick and stay out of sight in your plush pad. My boy goes to his girlfriends gym, she’s a goddess, she must not be doing something right at home if he’d rather be with these girls. I especially like the pic of him grabbing the girls ass, his pants are down. Drunk asu girl and dropped pants, looks like he’ll be getting a sexual assault charge in no time at this rate. I love the beer bellies on the girls, isn’t it just the first week of school? So nik, here’s the real question, which one would you have put your greg in?
I love how the Cardinals had a team meeting with the players (again) this year to discuss how to not end up on TheDirty.com… I am assuming Ben Patrick fell asleep when they did the Matt Leinart slideshow.- nik