The Burrito Without His Bottle


The Burrito Without His Bottle

The Burrito Without His Bottle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, not sure if you’ve seen these, but this is The Burrito without his gun, bandana, kissy face, bottle of Belv, etc… etc…. and what’s the deal with the Shims?

Wow, he looks naked without his armor.  Almost normal looking in a Trout kind of way.- nik


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  1. September 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    OK... says:

    “Almost normal looking”? On what planet?

    Reply to OK...
  2. September 27, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Wang Dang Dong says:

    Nice swimsuit puptent.

    Reply to Wang Dang Dong
  3. September 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Nobama says:

    Buahaahahhahahahah! He’s like 45

    Reply to Nobama
  4. September 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    m says:

    ugly!

    Reply to m
  5. September 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    TK says:

    looks like he’s got a lil somethin going on down below in the first pic….excited?

    Reply to TK
  6. September 27, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Please says:

    Put the shades back on those are some creeper eyes….

    Reply to Please
  7. September 27, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Dirty Army Lawyer says:

    Its the lack of the gay kissy face. Now he just looks like a WalMart assistant manager

    Reply to Dirty Army Lawyer
  8. September 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    JustMe says:

    Looks like he has a Master Greg in the top pic and THO in the bottom one.. so this trout must be into the shims!

    Reply to JustMe
  9. September 27, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Scuba Squad says:

    lmao look at this old ass guy. by the way thats his daughter and his wife making out…SICK!

    Reply to Scuba Squad
  10. September 27, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    just sayin' says:

    i think i see an adam’s apple on the girl in the red bikini! ;-o

    Reply to just sayin'
  11. September 27, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    susanna says:

    I didn’t really want to ask, but is it me or did he pitch a tent in the first pic??

    Reply to susanna
  12. September 27, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    boo yah says:

    hes got a boner in the top pic. wtf?

    Reply to boo yah
  13. September 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    Fatcha Brut says:

    Nasty Ass South Sider…

    Reply to Fatcha Brut
  14. September 27, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    he has bigger + 2′s than them together

    Reply to Ex Lax
  15. September 27, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    oops says:

    Looks like the guy in the first has a boner :-p

    Reply to oops
  16. September 27, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Ex-PHX says:

    in the third picture he looks a little like Norm McDonald from Saturday Night Live.

    I’m disappointed, I was hoping that he was a real Burrito and not an Anglo-rito…

    Reply to Ex-PHX
  17. September 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    mojomillz says:

    he has a boner…..

    Reply to mojomillz
  18. September 27, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    ~Melissa~ says:

    Dudes…check out Burrito’s BONER in the top picture… GROSS.

    Reply to ~Melissa~
  19. September 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    wow... says:

    he def. has a boner in the first pic….guess its simple to get him going

    Reply to wow...
  20. September 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm

    Hope says:

    in my mind this has ruined him. looks like a normal dweeb.

    Reply to Hope
  21. September 27, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Honestly says:

    He clearly has a hard-on in the first picture.

    Reply to Honestly
  22. September 27, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    there is no way that is the same person. different race…helloooo? diff nose, chest, skin, hair. why would u even post this?

    Reply to Anonymous
  23. September 27, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    mhm says:

    Creepy! He looks like Bill Murray. And he totally has a chubby in the first pic. Gross. How old is he??

    Reply to mhm
  24. September 27, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    Kristina says:

    THAT’S “The Burrito”??? OMFG, no wonder he plays dressup all the time – he’s like 50!!!!

    Reply to Kristina
  25. September 28, 2009 at 12:06 am

    FAKE says:

    that’s not him… you guys are lame.

    Reply to FAKE
    • September 28, 2009 at 1:25 pm

      me says:

      it’s him. the “buritto” is just a character he plays. His burrito photos are on his myspace listed in the douche album.

      Reply to me
  26. September 28, 2009 at 12:26 am

    don't care says:

    he’s got his gun in his pants

    Reply to don't care
  27. September 28, 2009 at 5:42 am

    Nik007 says:

    This is Burrito??!!!! Moooohhaaaaaaa!!!! Nik, why do you give this schmuck a second of your time.

    Reply to Nik007
  28. September 28, 2009 at 5:55 am

    woah says:

    He should stick with the bottle and kissy face no one wants to see him normal.
    & old trout has a boner! grody.

    Reply to woah
  29. September 28, 2009 at 6:23 am

    Dirty Sanchez says:

    check out the camel toe on the pink & white bikini in the second picture

    Reply to Dirty Sanchez
  30. September 28, 2009 at 9:25 am

    PK$ says:

    You’re killin’ me Nik…. always deleting…

    Reply to PK$
  31. September 28, 2009 at 10:01 am

    yikes says:

    i think i know that guy? anyone know his name?

    Reply to yikes
  32. September 28, 2009 at 10:14 am

    get it says:

    is he gonna suck those girls’ dicks or what?!

    Reply to get it
  33. September 28, 2009 at 10:39 am

    yikes says:

    yeah thats not burrito its this guy named Robert from the burbs. rich trust fund baby douchebag

    Reply to yikes
  34. September 28, 2009 at 10:58 am

    What The F? says:

    Not The Burrito

    Reply to What The F?
  35. September 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Boobs, loosing his hair, and has a 2 inch chubb, LLLLLOOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRRR!

    Reply to Anonymous
  36. September 28, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    JAY says:

    Yah my post finally made it on here. Yah that is the Burrito and I have the rest of the pics with him wearing his sunglasses and bandana to prove it.

    Reply to JAY
  37. September 28, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    OCHammer says:

    Nice Bitchtit in the 2nd picture.

    Reply to OCHammer
  38. September 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    NOT THE BURRITO says:

    This is NOT the burrito…..are you people this stupid????

    Reply to NOT THE BURRITO
  39. September 29, 2009 at 11:02 am

    JT says:

    Love your massive peter!!!! It looks like a newborn baby’s!!!

    Reply to JT
  40. September 30, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    katty says:

    Really? This guy give me the creeps. Yes that is a Boner in the first pic….in the second pic why is he grapping that girls arms like tha?. He looks like a creepy old man that talks girls into coming over because of the hot tub.

    ICK!

    Reply to katty
  41. December 6, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    really? says:

    HE HAS A BONER hahah

    Reply to really?

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