THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, not sure if you’ve seen these, but this is The Burrito without his gun, bandana, kissy face, bottle of Belv, etc… etc…. and what’s the deal with the Shims?
Wow, he looks naked without his armor. Almost normal looking in a Trout kind of way.- nik
TheDirty.com, The world's first ever reality blogger™ is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. All images are credited to their original location. The owner of this site does not ensure the accuracy of any content presented on TheDirty.com. ©
“Almost normal looking”? On what planet?
The burrito has a little 2 incher check out the 1st pic
And, girl nipples – check out the 2nd pic.
Nice swimsuit puptent.
Buahaahahhahahahah! He’s like 45
ugly!
looks like he’s got a lil somethin going on down below in the first pic….excited?
Put the shades back on those are some creeper eyes….
Its the lack of the gay kissy face. Now he just looks like a WalMart assistant manager
Looks like he has a Master Greg in the top pic and THO in the bottom one.. so this trout must be into the shims!
lmao look at this old ass guy. by the way thats his daughter and his wife making out…SICK!
i think i see an adam’s apple on the girl in the red bikini! ;-o
I didn’t really want to ask, but is it me or did he pitch a tent in the first pic??
hes got a boner in the top pic. wtf?
Nasty Ass South Sider…
he has bigger + 2′s than them together
Looks like the guy in the first has a boner :-p
in the third picture he looks a little like Norm McDonald from Saturday Night Live.
I’m disappointed, I was hoping that he was a real Burrito and not an Anglo-rito…
he has a boner…..
Dudes…check out Burrito’s BONER in the top picture… GROSS.
he def. has a boner in the first pic….guess its simple to get him going
in my mind this has ruined him. looks like a normal dweeb.
He clearly has a hard-on in the first picture.
there is no way that is the same person. different race…helloooo? diff nose, chest, skin, hair. why would u even post this?
agreed, it’s not him…
I Second That , No way thats Him.
Creepy! He looks like Bill Murray. And he totally has a chubby in the first pic. Gross. How old is he??
THAT’S “The Burrito”??? OMFG, no wonder he plays dressup all the time – he’s like 50!!!!
that’s not him… you guys are lame.
it’s him. the “buritto” is just a character he plays. His burrito photos are on his myspace listed in the douche album.
he’s got his gun in his pants
This is Burrito??!!!! Moooohhaaaaaaa!!!! Nik, why do you give this schmuck a second of your time.
He should stick with the bottle and kissy face no one wants to see him normal.
& old trout has a boner! grody.
check out the camel toe on the pink & white bikini in the second picture
You’re killin’ me Nik…. always deleting…
i think i know that guy? anyone know his name?
I think his name is Robert! I totally recognize him too!
is he gonna suck those girls’ dicks or what?!
yeah thats not burrito its this guy named Robert from the burbs. rich trust fund baby douchebag
The Burrito is Robert/Robbie Z
Not The Burrito
Boobs, loosing his hair, and has a 2 inch chubb, LLLLLOOOOOOSSSSEEEERRRRRR!
Yah my post finally made it on here. Yah that is the Burrito and I have the rest of the pics with him wearing his sunglasses and bandana to prove it.
Nice Bitchtit in the 2nd picture.
This is NOT the burrito…..are you people this stupid????
Love your massive peter!!!! It looks like a newborn baby’s!!!
Really? This guy give me the creeps. Yes that is a Boner in the first pic….in the second pic why is he grapping that girls arms like tha?. He looks like a creepy old man that talks girls into coming over because of the hot tub.
ICK!
HE HAS A BONER hahah