Jenner, Would You?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenner Ev*ns was wondering if you would? She thinks she’s the sh*t but really she is nothing more than a gold digger. Brian Urlacher dumped her ass and now she runs around Chicago desperate to get with the next athlete. I wanted to give her a fair shot so I posted her best pics up.
Answer: No, any chick who has a butt chin should have been a son, not a daughter.
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89 Responses to “Jenner, Would You?”
Jenner is gorgeous! How can you talk sh*t on a girl who got her heart stomped on. She was marrying for love. Not only is she HOT, but she is such a beautiful person inside as well.
Anonymous Reply:
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Oh yes yes, girls marry professional athletes always for love, nothing to do with the millions of dollars in the bank…..thats just a coincidence!
IDIOT.
Anonymous Reply:
October 2nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Jenner and Brian were together in college, that hardly consitutes gold digger. There is not enough money in the bank to take care of his 17 kids and 16 baby mommas.
Anonymous Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Jenner and Brian did not go to college together - too many years difference between them. 2 - she didn’t want to sign the pre nup - excellent reason to call off the wedding to a…gold digger. And only 3 kids - 2 women…
you're wrong Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Jenner is 30!!!! and Brian is 31. That’s why she’ll never make it as an actress or model. She is too damn old. She needs to take those wack as* pictures of herself off the internet. She has them for sell for $10 each. Don’t know who would pay for that.
wrong again Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Jenner is 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Brian is 31. She needs to stop taking those wack as* pictures and get a real job. She’s trying to sell them for $10 a piece on the internet. So pathetic. Get a job b*tch! and get out of Brian’s wallet.
Anonymous Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
College takes two years, so if there is age difference of one year, those two people can meet in college, but they do not teach this stuff in “HS drop-out college in ID” Jennipher????
Actually looks like she’s got a little knob poking out down there ….
I would do her but it gets kind of lonely here in my cell after so many years?
yeah she looks like she’s hiding ’something’ down there. haha
first off Nik I saw you in Vegas. The only reason anyone bangs you is cause they don’t wanna be on this site. So if I were you I’d drop the “too good” attitude. The bottom line is, is she wouldn’t do any of you. I wonder how much Urlacher’s new horse tooth looking girl friend paid you to post this????
Can I borrow that pink shirt its really cute!!!!! Thanks
I beg to differ on Jenner being dumped by dirty Urlacher. He’s a cheater and got caught!
Casey stop trying to make Jenner look bad because people make fun of you and your clinger!
if you look close at 2nd pic in bikini, she has a greg pokin out
i met her in a club in vegas once and she let me hang with her and her cool friends at body english. she is so nice and pretty. her friend took lots of pictures too. very nice girl.
She is average looking nothing special.
If these are her best pics. then I feel sorry for the girl.
Hell no and these are her good pics. She is not attractive in person very plan but seems nice.
She looks old. Style is like fifties son! I think patch adams is down below too… I vote Busted!!
Penciled in eyebrows, and then her actual eyebrows sag below the pencil line and like smoosh in her eyes. Slight case of the downs yo!
Stacy Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
what??? can I please see your picture. Please???? I bet your beat!
She looks old! Style is like fifties, mang! And I think patch adams is growing wild down below too!! I vote busted.
Hey Nick the Prick!! Take the dick out of yo mouth… and give an honest opinion. If the rest of the guys say they wouldn’t they should join pecker quest like you did a few years back!
Jenner rocks and the lemmings on this site are too predictable. Only the nasty skank strippers and porn wannabes ever get a positive nod from this crowd. Jenner is naturally hot and far superior to the things Urlacher has had since. Also, how could she gold dig on a relatively unkown white 210 lb punt returner/safety from a nothing football school that developed the cred and rep after she met him? Do some research people.
Is there really a Total Team Jenner? And if there is, why?
I have seen her recently with Brian Urlac**r at Vernon Hills restaurant, so maybe they are working on things together or something. I was surprised because in recent weeks he was coming for dinner with a tall brunette with huge boobs. She is pretty and i think she lost some weight since January or so. anyway I don’t think that Jenner and Urlacher are over, or maybe he is cheating on his recent girlfriend with former one. He is nasty cheater anyway and his brother too, but he tips good so ….
vandy Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I think I was there that night. Was that a week or so ago? I knew I saw them together. She’s so much cuter then that brunette girl.
Melissa Reply:
October 10th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Jenner was never seen with brian. You guys are forgetting this dude sleeps with multiple women. Just because its a blonde doesn’t make it Jenner.
I’d hit that in an instant. butt chin, who cares, man youre NitPicky, not Nik Richie.
Brian dumped her because she wouldn’t sign the pre-nup. Let’s get that story straight. Even though he cheated she begged him for months to take her back.
let's get the story straight Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Sorry I happen to know you don’t have your story straight. I work for Urlacher’s retained attorney. I happen to know that she had no problem with the pre-nup. I wish I could provide you with the documents but I can’t. I just wanted to say something because she’s a great person.
... Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Yeah that was some dumb rumor going around started by random chicks who hate Jenner but are obsessed with Brian. We all know its because he’s a cheater. Less than a week after they made their break-up official he was seen out with another chick. You don’t need to back-up your statement, anyone who thinks this relationship ended for any other reason than his inability to be faithful is a d*mb*ss.
Jenner is this you leaving a million comments about yourself or maybe someone you know. I think that Jenner is cute and his recent girlfriend is gorgeous. Each girl is beautiful in there own way. I prefer Jennifer’s look over Jenner’s but that doesn’t mean that Jenner isn’t attractive because she is.
People wrote comments about seeing Jenner and Brian at dinner together. This is how you know this girl is dumb. He has cheated on her a million times and she would probably run back to him with no questions asked. No brains
oh really..you work for Urlachers retained attorney,huh..the fact is he broke up with Jenner and she found out about his so called cheating after the fact. It is true that she was dragging her feet to sign a pre-nup.Jenner had not signed it as of the break up and was presented with one almost a year earlier..but you would know that if you work for Urlachers retained attorney..
As for Jenner dating Brian in college when he was as 210lb freshman safety,Please!!….Brian was dating his ex wife at the time he met Jenner, at the beginning of his Senior season when he was projected to be 1st round pick!!..Brian broke up with Laurie to date her for approx 3 months until he broke up with her to get back with Laurie..So dont act like she was with Brian before he was a bigtime football player.. so GET REAL you are the one who needs to do some research! Oh, you might want to research Jenners relationship with Frank Thomas a few years ago..but im sure that was before Frank had any cred or rep too!! haha!!
hmmm. Reply:
October 5th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Rumor is he cheated on Laurie with Jenner towards the end of their marriage. I happen to have met Laurie on several occasions when I lived in Chicago and have come to find her to be the classiest one out of this entire group of ppl being associated with Urlacher.
His current girlfriend was a stri*per Seamless Gentlemen Club in Vegas, if you don’t believe bling images so you can her topless pick. I am sure that she will sign pre-nup. Do your research guys
I’m assuming NM is supposed to be New Mexico- which anyone who knows anything about Brian knows its relevant to him. Nice nickname buddy.
I’ve been having sex with b for years who cares. enough already. He cheated on all of you. NM he was the worst to you!
Surprising she went out to dinner with him considering all the sh*t she talks about him on her twitter page. She repeatedly calls him dump and I think she called him a p*ssy once. But maybe not so surprising because she just won’t leave. How annoying for Brian that she tries to be bffs with the spouses of all his friends and teammates spouses. Wonder what he thinks about that. He just wanted her gone and now this.
DT Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
If he wanted her gone he would not pay for her place, car, credit cars, let her sell engagement ring, dress, etc. He is a pussy and she made him pussy whipped and she is teasing him. Maybe she is not prettiest girl on the planet but she is very smart, and she wants his big wallet back, so she will not leave and she will get him back. I saw her on the Bears game on Sunday. She plans this stuff to get him back, so far he is paying her for being around, you will see soon she gets him back. I am not buying this sweet girl stuff, she is very savvy. If I were his new girl I would be very anxious, because this b*tch is around to steal your man
Please help!! Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Casey if you’re out there, please get this gold digging b*tch away from Brian. I know he is gullable and naive but this is crazy. It’s time she got a real job and supported herself. Brian is not an atm and he needs to find someone who will not treat him like this. Tell her to go get one of her many other athlete boyfriends to support her. I don’t buy her sweet girl act for one minute. Why can’t he see through that. I know she makes him feel guilty like she left some great career in LA to be with him but the fact of the matter is she is too old to just be breaking into the entertainment business and it will never happen for her.
BET Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 11:54 am
He paid to get her out of his house. I bet if he made her get a job and carry her own weight she wouldn’t want anything to do with him. She is such a gold digging wh*re I can’t stand her. Hopefully he’ll come to his senses soon like he did when he called off the wedding.
Chi guy Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
At least it was a wedding to call off. Url*cher slept with thousands stupid girls in Chi-Town but he proposed to her. I haven’t heard that he got engaged again. Give this girl some credit. Find me a guy who wants to get hitched if he can get away from that. I think that she is very smart. I can bet you she will get Cutler in revenge
Losers Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Credit for what nagging all the time and playing the pity party roll. Karma is a bi*ch and it bit her in the ass. She deserves everything bad that comes her way.
twitter wh*re Reply:
October 8th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I looked at her twitter and I didn’t see anything about Brian on there.
Whatever she is doing is working because Jenner is still friend with many of his teammates and she-not Url*cher goes no events with Cutl*r and entourage. That is maybe why Url*cher called Cutl*r p*ssy because he pushed him out of social equation. That probably hurts when he can’t hang up with his teammates as much because they are Jenner team. Brian is out of team on field and off field. Maybe he just want to show up with his stripper girlfriend, because she is pretty, but she is so dump that that is just pathetic. Last weekend after the game most of the team and Jenner went to celebrate Olsen’s wife birthday, but poor Brian was not invited. SAD
Get a clue Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
She is trying hard to be in the same place as Brian but he will do everything to make sure he is no where she is at.
not a fan Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Brian doesn’t talk to Olsen because of his wife. Greg and Kara were always trying to bring Jenner around which Brian didn’t appreciate. Greg needed to put his Bi*ch in check but he also doesn’t wear the pants in that relationship.
We all know Jenner is the Queen Jersey chaser….all you Team Jenner people need to ask her about going out with Frank Thomas, Quincey Black of tampa bay bucs, shawn woods, a pro basketball player, and several others before being engaged to Urlacher…let the real Jenner please stand up..I bet you money her next move will be another professional athlete of some kind…thats all she cares about…ps Frank Thomas was engaged and she didnt care, Brian Urlacher was married when they hooked up and she didnt care…wow…didnt know all that did you! its true, all true…so
Actually Reply:
October 8th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
…A lot of ppl were aware he cheated on Laurie with Jenner. You’re not the only one who knows facts you’re just the only one running around spouting them. The fact is Brian doesn’t care and maybe you should keep your mouth shut and have a little more respect for a guy you’ve pretty much been defending. Who gives a sh*t about Jenner, they’ve broken up- its completely over. She supposedly hates him and he’s moved on to another woman. Stop adding fuel to the fire. Let the Jenner lovers run free, fact is she lost she didn’t get to marry an athlete (which was her goal) and now she’s 30 and never will. Boo-Hoo for her.
Brian isn’t paying for her bills but he did give her 6 figures a paid off car and he ring to sell to get rid of her but she still won’t go away. She seems pathetic to me. She tries so hard to befriend all his teammates or there wives. Can we say pathetic desperate LOSER.
Maybe it is pathetic but it works. Brian can’t show up anywhere where his teammates are, he is virtually insulated. I don’t think that he wants to show with his stripper girlfriend anyway. Jenner is partying with Jay Cutler as A-Lister, but Brian stays on D-list. He was on movie premier yesterday, and papers did not even mention him. Companies are dropping his endorsements, but at he has someone to warm him at bedroom. His new GF is so dump that he is literally so ashamed of her that he is pretending that he is single, because he is afraid of bad publicity, so he is not mention her name, so people would not know what she was doing before he met her. That is pathetic. Brian had never problem putting Jenner’s name because he was not ashamed of her
Losers Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Brian had no intention of marrying her. He was waiting for an excuse to walk away and when she wouldn’t sign the prenup then she gave him a perfect reason even though he would of another reason if she did sign it. He just proposed to shut her up for a while.
Losers Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
BS you sound dumb since you can’t spell you keep writing dump. Brian has been with the bears for 10 years he will always be an A lister but you are probably one of Jenners dumb friends who like Jenner knows nothing about football players but how to get in the sack with them.
There is no difference between a hooker and this chick. She can be paid off like a hooker. You ladies defending her probably are jersey chasers also that can be paid off. I love skanks. This will always be a mans world because of cheap who*es.
Brian does not have any intention to marry his stripper girlfriend and Casey does not want to be with this Genoa girl, so those two come on this page to write bad stuff about Jenner, just to feel better. That is pathetic
? Reply:
October 8th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Too bad Jennipher and Genoa aren’t the ones sending in the emails. But Okay.
It doesn’t matter what this girl does all people come on here to do is hate. So they were together, so they’re not now, who cares?!
If she was a gold digger she would have taken him to the bank with kids like those other two chics he has as moms to his kids.
I can understand that this site is meant to make fun of people. For example your out and you see someone acting stupid and you send the picture in. I totally get that. However these pictures look like their copyrighted and probably illegally obtained. Lets be honest someone has the rights to these pictures and it isn’t thedirty.com. She wasn’t just out somewhere acting crazy or being ridiculous. This was posted by an extremely envious and jealous person. Those two things won’t get you far in life.
Jenner is not a gold digger. When you love someone AND they’re kids I’m pretty sure thats not gold digging. And if she is then so are lori, tina, jennifer, stacey, kim, suzanne, melissa……. I could go on but need I say more.
*NEWS FLASH* If Jenner does live in chi she sure does spend a lot of time in LA. I see her all the time. These comments are hilarious though…BTW, she’s hot!
Are you guys getting paid for this?? I mean, REALLY?? It’s a little excessive. Wouldn’t you agree?
I have a feeling Brian knows the truth about the situation. If he’s trying to say it’s a pre nup reason, he’s only triyng to deflect from the fact that he’s disgusting and a cheater.
it’s easy for you all to talk sh*t about Brian & Jenner from behind your stupid computers.
hey butt chin! cant you do better than a guy with 3 kids and 2 baby mommas?? you two idiots deserve each other!
lets face it, no one that rolls with those hillbillies is classy…especially not Laurie
What’s wrong with Laurie? I have never heard anybody say anything bad about her. Do you even know her? Do you know something we don’t? If so, do tell. I have never heard any negative gossip about her. Always wondered why Brian was attracted to her because she seems nothing like the other women he goes after.
Someone does need to post pics of Laurie. She is disgusting and looks like a tranny. Brian was stupid and in college and she got herself knocked up. Jenner is ten times better. Laurie is whitetrash
Jenner is also white trash who is trying to get with any athlete that she can.
Saw her in Vegas this weekend. She looked really good. I thought I hated her but she was really nice to me. She was with a really hot guy and they looked great together. Best of luck to her.
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Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
That’s what I call a body… damnnn
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