Vancouver Fake

Posted in Vancouver | October 5th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amber N*gelkop from Surrey B.C. This chick is complete TRASH and has the nickname SLAMBER… the nickname speaks for itself…. This sick tranny thinks shes the hottest thing around….. She’s even worse in person and will sleep with any man that appears to have money. Nasty right?

Why does her face look so lazy?  She must smoke a ton of weed.- nik

Tags: Nasty Girl, The Dirty, Vancouver



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Vancouver Fake
  1. October 5, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Dahlia says:

    Horrible Dolly Parton 1970s wig.

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  2. October 5, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Girlie says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww why does she do that to her hair?????????????? Her face scares me

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  3. October 5, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    HotBoi says:

    BARF thats A MAN 100%

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  4. October 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    like omg. says:

    reminds me of amy winehouse.

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  5. October 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    $RY says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I went to school with her, we called her Amber Nagelcock.

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  6. October 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    HAHAHAHHA says:

    Hey i banged this chick!!!!! and so did all my friends hahahhaha shes at the club every week night any guy can take a round!!!!!! STARFISH

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  7. October 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Blondie4ever says:

    this pig is a disgrace to blondes shes looks exactly like a tranny lose the fake hair

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  8. October 26, 2009 at 1:57 am

    facial hair fetish says:

    She used to work at below the belt in Surrey and always talked about how her bf was a body builder. Pic doesnt show but she does/did have kind of a moustache. She always did have a decent body though.

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  9. October 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    lol says:

    i see this girl everywhere lol she looks good in the clubs shes famous for booty shorts but then again clubs are dark so who knows..

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  10. November 2, 2009 at 11:58 am

    banks says:

    yah i totally banged this chick, then the next night my best bud had a go too.she definatly lives up to the name starfish

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  11. November 3, 2009 at 5:14 am

    barbouncer says:

    wow i have worked at a bar this girl comes to every week for over two years and EVERY F*CKING NIGHT SHE COMES she leaves with a new guy. all the staff know her as the sluttiest girl that comes in. and thats a lot considering the sluts that show up. she is an infamous legend among vancity barstaff

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  12. November 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this girl is at the exact same night club 4 days a week, she will wearl the exact same outfit every single time, which is probably why she smels like fish . She is a discrace to the female race.

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  13. November 4, 2009 at 12:44 am

    Legend?????? says:

    how can this girl be considered a “legend” for going clubbing too much and not havin a life? sounds like a pathetic case of much needed attention. This girl has no class and is absolutely terrible to look at. Men would actually sleep with her? that is repulsive considering she resembles a man.

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  14. November 5, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Anonymous says:

    barbouncer must be from mirage haha cuz thats where i see her.. i went to highschool with this girl when she was wholesome and brunette.. she looked way better and was kind of a geek.. a few years later i started seeing her in bars dressed like an escort.. calm down amber! calm down!! this is an example of where the term “surrey girl” came from. how embarassing

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  15. November 12, 2009 at 11:02 am

    PATHETIC says:

    Hahahahahahhaha Amber N. what a skid!!!! put some fuckin clothes on when u go out YOU DON’T HAVE A NICE BODY IT’S DISGUSTING!!! It’s funny she hangs out with girls like 5 years younger than her and can’t keep any girlfriends. I speak from experience with this pig.

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  16. November 23, 2009 at 2:28 am

    :) says:

    I see this man chick at Mirage all the time, she usually wears sweat pant material shorts that are so short u can see everything else as well with stilettos and the top half of her hair is usually a different colour then the rest cuz she cant match up her extensions/wig whatever it is properly, sooooo nasty. Saw her gettin fingered by some dude who looked 45 on the couch upstairs at mirage by the fire place…. BARF

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  17. December 1, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Anonymous says:

    hahahahah i know slamber…she used to work with me! and yes, her actual nick name is slamber. i used to see her stumbling around mirage all the time, usually crying about something. disaster.

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  18. December 6, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    LOL says:

    My buddy was hitting on her. One of the first things she said to him was, it was my birthday yesterday and you should buy me something.. LOL

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  19. December 7, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    nasty says:

    why do ugly girls continue to dress in next to nothing? Amber is pure trash I cant even believe she has any friends left she’s extremely conceided considering she looks like that! You should see her in a bathing suit…… NOT PRETTY. someone should post a pic of that

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  20. January 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    WOW says:

    Ahhhh Amber, I do recall my friend beating her with her stilletto shoe outside Mirage one night. Complete TRASH.

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