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Fame Getting To Elvira’s Head?
Posted in Boston, Dallas, Elvira, New England, Scottsdale, The Dirty | October 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, clearly “fame” has got to Kelly aka Elvira head. I was at district club where Elvira was partying, and that drunk chic came barging into the bathroom. The whole time she was in there she complained that she had to wait for a drink saying “don’t these people now who I am”…and then proceeded to tell her blonde beast of friend that she was clearly the hottest thing to set foot in the club. Then she hogged the mirror for about ten minutes so she could cake on lbs of make up to her freaking face. This chick needs to tone it down a notch….your not freaking Giselle…you work at a ghetto store that sells hood clothing in some basement. And next time you apply on make up for a freaking hour…make sure you remember to cover the stretch marks and ompa loompla lines from your fake tanner. Kelly we all know what you looked like before…I am pleased that the surgeons did a great job…but being humble in a quality you really need to acquire.
I actually think she is bigger than Giselle in the internet world. She is the only reason people talk about Boston besides the sports. Maybe I am just crazy, but if she was living in Dallas or any other city she would own it. She is most famous person in Scottsdale and she has never even been here.- nik
Tags: Boston, Elvira, New England, The Dirty
Savanna says:
Haha, I love the site Nik, but I’ll be honest.. I live in Boston and am quite involved in the club scene. I’m not going to claim I “run this shit” like some other ladies do, but.. No one knows who Elvira is. Maybe on the interwebs they do, but I’ve seen her at the clubs and.. She wasn’t a big deal. At all.
to Savannapoop says:
Hot body, but extremely cheesy and most certainly dumb.
to poopAnonymous says:
there are millions of hot girls out there…. seriously who cares. There are also millions of hot girls out there with out the fakeness. f*ck the club scene, all they want is your money and 15 minutes of fame, then they are gone. Their noses will fall off, and there tits will look hideous in 10 years, and your the sucker that is going to keep supporting them with money. They never achieved anything important. This site is so out of reality.
to Anonymouscrabs says:
she has no panties on…
to crabsDon't get it says:
First off, I hate when girls think that because someone says something bad about them, that they’re jealous and just plain “hating.” That being said, this girl is kinda ugly. Face wise that is…and Nik seems pretty damned enamoured with her…I don’t get it?? He puts down way hotter girls…oh well this site is a joke anyways…LOSERS! Not comin on here anymore, it’s kinda boring.
to Don't get itLori says:
shes not famous if i dont know who she is nor do i care shes just another typical fake tanned club going whore who cares!???!!
to Loriya dig... says:
Wow I hardly visit this site anymore….u people are really stupid!! Even Ray Charles could see that Nik is being sarcastic, I thought everyone understood that’s what he does….. WOW!
to ya dig...are you on crack says:
she would own dallas? hahahahaha, she wouldn’t get a second glance in dallas or any other city in the South. She is “hot” by Northeastern standards meaning she is a 3.5 anywhere else. Lets see….nasty orange skin, obvious bad nose job but still looks like a Jew….no lips, no curves, 900 dollar back ally boob job….fake eyelashes, fake hair, fake everything…without it she would look like the witch on wizard of oz.
to are you on crackPolprav says:
Hello from Russia!
to PolpravCan I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?
Anonymous says:
It’s just you, this girl is nothing special and has obvisouly let this website get to her head
to Anonymoushonky tonky says:
The first time I saw this girl I thought she was stunning. Every other picture tells a different story. Her body is weird and she favors 8 belles. This girl is average at best.
to honky tonkydoctor says:
the girl who posted this is obviously a fatty. i decided….
to doctorWHAT IS HER STORY? says:
I’ve seen her on here a couple times.. who the heck is she? From the pics I’ve seen, she is very hot. Can someone send in more??
to WHAT IS HER STORY?Anonymous says:
quit hating on Elvira, im guessing shes Bosnian considering her name is Elvira… Find more bosnians and you’ll learn that most of them are hot looking, and are all natural haha
to AnonymousHOLY says:
THIS GIRL IS SO HOTT BABE I SWEAR FCUK HATERS!
to HOLYCarmen San Diego says:
well maybe the world will end in 2012. It will just be our birthday into another realm. For now, she can live @ Ranch Dressing apartments & then be born again into a family in a Favela. Kharmic retribution is universal. I dediced. $D
to Carmen San DiegoAnonymous says:
bAD B*TCH
to Anonymous