Loomis’ Finest

Posted in Sacramento, Soccer Mom, The Dirty, Would You? | October 22nd, 2009

Loomis's Finest.

Loomis's Finest.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Allison. I went to high school in Loomis with her. She thinks she is the hottest thing in the world. She is the blonde curly haired one. Her older sister, the other blonde isn’t much better… in fact worse. So Nik, would you?

Answer:  No, between the elbow ditch and the butt stomach I am not a big fan.  Cool to see that she is friends with Dirty Celeb Soccer Mom.

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Loomis’ Finest
  1. October 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Dahlia says:

    sure, having your picture taken wiht some drunk dude grabbing your t*t says pure class! What a trashy skank.

    Reply to Dahlia
  2. October 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    XX says:

    I’d do her in a second !!

    Reply to XX
  3. October 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    MV says:

    looks hot to me! lets see more!

    Reply to MV
  4. October 22, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    not a yankee says:

    she looks like kimber from nip/tuck

    Reply to not a yankee
  5. October 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    haha says:

    How old is she? Anyone know?

    Reply to haha
  6. October 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Hello? says:

    Uh…Am I missing something here? She’s f’ing HOT.

    Reply to Hello?
  7. October 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    LaWRay says:

    Nik, why hide around the bush for? The little role you play as a heterosexual has jump the shark. Ur lame!!

    Reply to LaWRay
  8. October 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Cheeto Fingers says:

    thats mike the pike i hear he has black nutz

    Reply to Cheeto Fingers
  9. October 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    xxx says:

    Is that Nik in the background or is it his doppleganger?

    Reply to xxx
  10. October 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    rachel says:

    i went to school in loomis and i do not remember this girl how old is she??

    Reply to rachel
  11. October 22, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    cedar green says:

    If you put her on the rack it might stretch out that behind the knee stomach. But if you still strapped 4 on and did it with your eyes closed on a double dare there i a chance she could fall in love. So better not.

    Reply to cedar green
  12. October 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    Wood Eye says:

    Smokin hot

    Reply to Wood Eye
  13. October 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Loomis says:

    wow, when did Loomis start growing girls like this? Damn.

    Reply to Loomis
  14. October 22, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    !!!! says:

    check out that creep in the back slipping her the Roofie…

    Reply to !!!!
  15. October 22, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    xxx says:

    Is that Nik in the background or his doppleganger?

    Reply to xxx
  16. October 22, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    NIKSAHOMO says:

    how does this loser always say no to every single girl on the site?…sh*t makes me sick

    Reply to NIKSAHOMO
  17. October 22, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    NIKSAHOMO says:

    AND WHAT THE FU*K DOES HER ELBOWS HAVE TO DO WITH FU*KIN?…LAST TIME I CHECK N*GGAS DONT FU*K ELBOWS

    Reply to NIKSAHOMO
  18. October 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Haha says:

    That guy grabbing her boob is my boy mike! He hit it… I decided

    Reply to Haha
  19. October 22, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    KneeSlapperrr says:

    Nik you’re officially a f*gg*t…I decided

    Reply to KneeSlapperrr
  20. October 22, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Lori says:

    she has a classic blonde look to her which is nice to see instead of the usual dumb club goers

    Reply to Lori
  21. October 23, 2009 at 12:03 am

    From 85003 says:

    send her to phoenix I’d do her twice

    Reply to From 85003
  22. October 23, 2009 at 12:10 am

    wtf says:

    ID hit it

    Reply to wtf
  23. October 23, 2009 at 1:14 am

    notrakeemsmith says:

    she’s an interesting person.. haha seeing her and her friends at parties was a guarantee that something excfiting was going to happen! sucks most of them hate her now… fail.

    Reply to notrakeemsmith
  24. October 23, 2009 at 1:50 am

    wanker says:

    I’d bang the hayseed right out of her.

    Reply to wanker
  25. October 23, 2009 at 6:11 am

    nunh says:

    She looks pretty smoking in the second picture!

    Reply to nunh
  26. October 23, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Jesus says:

    She’s hot

    Reply to Jesus
  27. October 23, 2009 at 7:08 am

    BuffaloAjax says:

    Usually i say no but to this i say yes

    Reply to BuffaloAjax
    • October 23, 2009 at 12:33 pm

      It's youuu haha says:

      Like anyone gives two poops what your opinion is…You should post a pic of yourself f*gg*t

      Reply to It's youuu haha
  28. October 23, 2009 at 7:51 am

    Ferrall says:

    Valencia Club. She’s there every weekend.

    Reply to Ferrall
  29. October 23, 2009 at 8:37 am

    Anonymous says:

    i f*cked her while DK was away. ho

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. October 23, 2009 at 8:39 am

    alina says:

    that is soccer mom’s sister. both hot!!!

    Reply to alina
  31. October 23, 2009 at 9:05 am

    Banger says:

    I would lighten her dark roots with my all natural spermshampoo.

    Reply to Banger
  32. October 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    yes says:

    love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i want to see more of her

    Reply to yes
  33. October 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    LOL says:

    I know for a fact that this bitch has already been divorced once and now dates a guy older than her dad just for the $$$$ CAN U SAY HO!!!

    Reply to LOL
  34. October 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    really... says:

    I heard she snorts coke off of toilet seats and has had quite a few purple crayons up in that…..Pure sac trash!!!!

    Reply to really...
  35. October 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    TONYY says:

    id f*ck her maybe

    Reply to TONYY
  36. October 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    thatoneperson says:

    allison isnt that bad.
    she may have money and a nice body.
    that doesnt make her a bitch.
    i graduated with.. never talked to her much.
    but she wasnt ever bitchy or slutty.
    people need to stop being jealous.

    Reply to thatoneperson
    • October 26, 2009 at 12:45 am

      right says:

      cuz those pics totally dont look sl*tty. HA

      Reply to right
      • October 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm

        Geez says:

        Just let people have their fun… I dont know why it bothers u. Thats stupid. Worry about ur own life! And no, those pics arent really that slutty at all. Havnt u seen most of the posts on this site??

        Reply to Geez
  37. October 23, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    bb says:

    this beezy has g*nital w*rts hahahahahah

    Reply to bb
  38. October 24, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Sharpasawetnoodle says:

    Davie D brought this dumb a$$ broad out to a party one time. She’s almost too dumb enough to f*ck. Many train’s have been run, this girls a RIPPER for sure.

    Reply to Sharpasawetnoodle
  39. October 24, 2009 at 6:37 am

    Mr.Corn says:

    She has that r-rated version of Ellie May Clampett look down. I’d have to be her Jethro Bodine.

    Reply to Mr.Corn
  40. October 24, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    IReallyEnjoyWater says:

    Marriage material. I don’t care if she is dumb or not. I haven’t had a single conversation with any of the smart women I’ve ever dated that had me convinced that brains are as important as physical attraction, and this girl is a SOLID 9+. Real talk.

    Reply to IReallyEnjoyWater
  41. October 24, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Triple-C says:

    She can come to my house for Halloween…I got some tricks and some treats for her!!!

    Reply to Triple-C
  42. October 24, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    :-) says:

    people are f***ing haters.whoever posted this only wishes you looked half as good as her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to :-)
    • October 28, 2009 at 10:41 pm

      right. says:

      hahaha please. Sometimes people have more than thier body to offer. Like intelligence. Read up on what that is.

      Reply to right.
  43. October 25, 2009 at 6:34 am

    anyways says:

    i no her and her sister. One they are so loaded rich and so not white trash! you girls are beautiful and ugly girls are haters!

    Reply to anyways
    • October 26, 2009 at 2:17 am

      Ahahahaaaaaaaa says:

      Im not saying these girls are trash becuz I dont know them… But rich people can be trash, and act like trash too. However, I think that chick is very pretty!

      Reply to Ahahahaaaaaaaa
  44. October 27, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Puhleeze! says:

    Not. Period.

    Reply to Puhleeze!
  45. October 27, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    tmobile cell slanger... says:

    um, she’s hot…..

    Reply to tmobile cell slanger...
  46. November 3, 2009 at 1:19 am

    mzs says:

    poor girl has h*rpes… i feel like because of that we shouldnt make too much fun of her. HA who am i kidding this sl*t has been around the block. twice. beef curtains anyone

    Reply to mzs
  47. November 3, 2009 at 1:20 am

    lbc says:

    shes a good looking girl…. to bad it went to wast. HERPES

    Reply to lbc
  48. November 8, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Allison Bardon says:

    Shes a nasty whore

    Reply to Allison Bardon
  49. November 11, 2009 at 2:29 am

    PBF says:

    I would drag my penis a mile in broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

    Reply to PBF

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