She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at Subway yesterday and in case you didnt know… Subway is a pager friendly establishment and your beeper will have a signal… But no there is no phone bank unfortunetly…LMFAO.
You know you created a monster when you can’t even eat Subway in peace.- nik
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She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver, Would You?THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is richmonds queen sl*t...
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nikrichie Cowabunga- San Fran International airport terminal is next level. It is like a designer shopping mall.

nikrichie @cassieheil hey take care of the fam while I am gone. No smoking!

nikrichie @20K_MILLIONAIRE good to know! Probably will name drop that when I am drunk regardless.

nikrichie RT @DirtyScooby: Taking @nikrichie to LAX. Yeah I know, its 430am. FML big time.<< relax lock down PMS please.
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susanna says:
Nik, that cucumber is pointing in your direction:)
to susannasusanna says:
Is that you Nik??? It doesn’t look like you!
to susannaAmanda Ton*y says:
that’s F@ggot ass camel Nik!
to Amanda Ton*yReferee says:
Unneccessary
to RefereeJer World says:
hahahahahha who wears a beeper, do you deal drugs to grade 7 kids?
btw – thanks for the t-shirt Nik it just arrived.
to Jer WorldFashion Police says:
I’d rather wear a beeper, than be seen in a douche bag “dirty army” t-shirt. Get off Nik’s balls you f’n queer.
to Fashion PoliceJer World says:
you’d rather wear a beeper…you’re a f*cking tool too then loser.
let me guess, you wear a beeper and assliction gear you Fashion Bitch!
to Jer WorldCaliboy says:
What idiot took the time to take this pic and send it in?! Pagers are definitely obsolete but some people still have to use pagers for work. Doctors being one of them….. highly doubt the poster of this pic makes anywhere near a Doctor’s salary. But I bet this poster sure looks cool because he doesn’t carry a pager. Also, why would he need a phone bank? When you were stalking this guys you didn’t take the time to notice he has a cell phone as well on his belt clip???
to CaliboyAnonymous says:
Yep people in the medical profession still use pagers. I work in EMS and that looks like the same type of pagers that they give us.
to AnonymousJJ says:
Only cool people go to lunch by them selves…. NOT!!!!!! Wheres your boyfriend nik??
to JJignorant says:
you’re an idiot, hospitals and other establishments use pagers for work.
to ignoranthamdiggy says:
Maybe he is waiting for a heart…. geez ppl are so mean man!!!
to hamdiggyThis is retarded says:
For all you know he might work at the hospital as a doctor or EMT, not too brilliant of a post, pagers are still being used and are required to be carried at all times. You wouldn’t know anything about it because the closest you ever came to medical school is watching scrubs on your fat ass, oh wait your eating subway that must make you a pretty healthy person, yeah right. lol get a life.
to This is retardedDoob says:
You just suggested that Nik is a doctor or EMT. Congrats.
to DoobWopness is still a faggot says:
It’s nik you f-ing retards!!! He isnt a doctor either, god damn you people are dumb as ish!!!!
to Wopness is still a faggotKC Esq says:
What’s up with outfit? Do you moonlight with the phone company or something?
to KC EsqFreud's Roids says:
Tony Hawk called, he wants his childish Fag Phone back.
to Freud's Roidspoepoe says:
Sorry but too funny. I love you nik but whats with the beeper? So 80’s.
to poepoeBrett says:
Is that Nik? I didn’t think he even knew how to tuck his shirt in.
to BrettDumbasses says:
In case some of you idiots didnt know a beeper works on a different frequency than cell phones and is available in more places. Plus with a beeper he can pick and choose who to call back. By the way Nick it looks like you moonlight for Rent-A-Center with that outfit. Maybe you can drop off some big screens to some 30K millionaires while you are at it.
to DumbassesWho cares! says:
Whoever took this picture, is an idiot? Hospitals still use pagers, so they can be alerted when losers like you overdose on blow. Go stuff your face with a 6″.
to Who cares!wow says:
true that
to wowSara from the STL says:
Nik..this looks like you? But I dont think you would wear your shirt tucked in.
to Sara from the STLAnyways to the person who sent this in..first off, its creepy you would take a secret photo of someone enjoying lunch on what is probably his lunch break and TWO I guarantee the beeper is for his work..so nice job at trying to be clever but some business still rely on pagers.
Westside says:
Got gut?
to WestsideSiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST) says:
Delta Force carry pagers as well. Not saying this guy is Delta, but you never know
to SiNNeR = (JESUS CHRIST):) says:
Yes you do if you have ever seen what a special operator looks like you would know for a FACT this is not an operator in the “unit”, the majority of them look like professional athletes. D-Boys only carry pagers when at the house or horrors or during a shift at the compound. No I am not a Delta, but know a thing or two about SFO and Fort Bragg. PS ODAs carry pagers too homeboy.
to :)Photographer says:
I see huge gut Nik! Glad to see you on Jerad diet.
to PhotographerNotWhoYouThinkItIs says:
Notice how he is eating alone
to NotWhoYouThinkItIsWho cares! says:
So
to Who cares!nunh says:
Doesn’t really look like you. That angle is very unlfattering for your waist (would be for most of the posters here including myself).
to nunhObamaYoMama says:
Midas Muffler called. They want their uniform turned back in.
to ObamaYoMamasnicker says:
your guys r idiots!! thats not nik, wheres the booster??
to snickerAnonymous says:
really?? for a good minute i thought i was looking at a short 35 year old dad.
to AnonymousPOOR GUY :( says:
dude how sad…
to POOR GUY :(what a bunch of morons... says:
that’s an insulin pump u a$$hole. it delivers insulin to diabetics. i thought this site was to put ppl who ask for it (by acting/looking like idiots) on blast. this isn’t funny and is just ignorant. failed attempt.
to what a bunch of morons...BS says:
No, that NOT an Insulin pump…it’s a Motorola Minitar…and it’s used by Docs, firemen, cops and many other businesses where people are on call. Did you sprinkle some retarded on your cereal today?
to BStbag says:
nik is fat
to tbagmameatloaf says:
the dude’s just trying to eat lunch. he’s not bothering anyone. Leave him alone.
to mameatloafgdfgsdfg says:
its a long distance pager. Hes probably on call for something hospital related.
to gdfgsdfgtroll*hater says:
lmfao
to troll*haterEarl just loves his says:
Where can I send you the Gutbuster? Fat with puny arms is no way to go through life.
to Earl just loves hisHen says:
Nik – am I the only one that is going to say that you look like you are praying to allah right before your meal? Did you wash your feet off in the sink at subway before you faced mecca?
I know better – that isn’t your fat stomach – you are obviously wearing a suicide belt.
to HenHey says:
A pager, and riding a bike? Really? The 1980s called and they want their sh(*t back.
to HeyWho cares! says:
Your comment is dumb, you are dumb,
to Who cares!Jesus says:
What is that uniform for?
Are you working at a Subway?
to JesusAnonymous says:
Hmm some ppl use the pagers to check out the lines, they’re gambling pagers
to Anonymouswhoever took this pic says:
Ok stalker
to whoever took this picAmber says:
I don’t get why this picture is funny.. at all
to AmberAnonymous says:
This is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen. This poor guy is just eating his lunch. I would love someone to take a picture of you and post it…..F*G.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
haha that sh*t is funny. he made him self a celebrity
to AnonymousRoid-Donkey says:
As others have said before many professionals still are required by their employers to carry a pager. Pagers run on different frequencies than cell phones and therefore are less pron to failure. As far as him sitting alone many of us who work real jobs where there aren’t set lunch breaks eat alone. It’s called being task oriented where we don’t need a supervisor telling us how to take a crap all day. Maybe he just got done visiting a client and he decided to grab a bite to eat on the way to his next appointment.
to Roid-DonkeyRebecca says:
You guys are f*cked up. Wow! Hope karma comes and bites you in the f*cking ass. “Ohhhh look at me I have so much money. lmao! ohhhh look at that guy with no money have to use his pager lmao” dude seriously Nik, how old are the kids posting these comments? Piece of shi*
to RebeccaChris says:
The people refering to this guy wearing a pager are a bunch of idiots!!! The guy is wearing an insulin pump, my co-worker is a diabetic, and cousin are diabetic!! Get real before you start calling people out.
to ChrisSuzie says:
Doctors carry pagers!
to Suzieget a clue says:
umm Nik..doctors and some hospital personnel HAVE TO carry pagers..part of the job…and I saw you at Harrahs pool party in November, you are ugly, maybe we should be putting Nik Richie on blast
to get a cluewow says:
you’re a total f*g jer world
to wow