Sliding Color Scale

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is just like a paint swatch at Home Depot that goes from darkest to lightest. Only in this case, it is for fake tanning goo.
That is actually funny. I am really curious what 8 Belles back up plan is? She only has a couple seasons left in serving and than she has to get a real job, right?- nik

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58 Responses to “Sliding Color Scale”
She’s already making millions off her hair bows…….
Then it’s off to the glue factory
that one guy Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
hahaha good sh!t tuff_luck… hahaha but really casey cr@wford is absolutely disgusting.. i wouldnt touch her with a dildo
has casey (2nd from left) even turned 18 yet?
Italian Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
yea casey’s 18
Cassie far left is hot, but that picture is horrible
Ew! I recognize the girl, second from the left. Casie Craw*ord? She photoshops all her pics to hell, but what a f*ckin dog in real life.
Hilarious!
Chick on the left can definitely get it. 8 Belles, too.
AHAHAHAHA!!! the 2 girlies in the middle in the red and blue are fuuuugly lookin. the chick in the red tube top just looks so goofy
holy sh*t……i swear they should add orange to list of ethnicities…they seriously cant thnk they looked good
Girl on the far left face is smokin’ hot. If she calmed down a bit on the tanning I’d take her to dinner
I dont think Casie is much past 18..she graduated ‘09 from Rowlett…and yet she looks like she’s 27 & @ kinki’s with 8 belles? Really…
the girl in the blue is only 17 and is the most spoiled b*tch in dallas , casey crawford… so sad … she is my neighbor and her mom is the biggest whore, sucks a mean one
8 belles is the ugliest girl ive ever seen. no joke. look at the face! my god lol.
the girl on the far left is really cute…such a shame she’s runing her face with all that fake bake
8belles still working at kinky lounge?
yep Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
no one else will hire the dirty hoe,oooh…and she is dumb as a box of rocks!
hahaha they look like the sh*(t I just took!!! lol why can you say extra crisp!
those hos look creepy or at least the one in the red does. I guess someone should’ve told them there’s a time limit on tanning
you guys are all ridiculous. have you even met any of them? whether you have or not, it’s obvious that envy is running through your veins. and for everyone hating on casey- she is gorgeous and really nice! so shut itttt
Dallas Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Jealous of being the color of ish? And jealous that we aren’t total sl*ts so every guy isn’t over us for our vuhgina? Gosh it must be every girls dream to be used. And Casey you are an ugly FCK. Nobody envies you and nobody envies these skanks.
i would not be seen talking to any of these girls! however they are a confience boost for me! it makes me realize how fu*kin awesome i am when i look at them! they are pathetic and 8belles is a worn out piece of trash. why is her face to scary! hello, its not halloween yet! TAKE THE MASK OFF!
Coolest picture I have seen to make me laugh! I adore 8 Belles
Typical girls in a group telling each other how hot they are.
As for Plan B, I’m guessing escorting and/or porn.
Not jealous by a long shot, my dear.
Too f*cking tan, that’s all. Sorry!
girl on the far left is beautiful, prettiest one out of them all. whats up with the girl on the far right? hahaha wow
The two girls on the outside are cute just some need to lighten up on the tanning.
Expect to see plenty of this if you go to Purgatory. I cannot believe you are going to the trashiest and nastiest club full of shims and douches to the max when you come to Dallas. What a joke Nik Richie, I hope you realize how awful this place is and get it shut down. Oh and make sure you let Jordan Wallace how much of a douchebag tool he is and he is going to end up like his dad if you get the opportunity to see him.
what is the girl in the blue doing with her mouth. eat a lemon?
The chick to the far left looks like a squirrel, shes not hot.
why is katie hanging out with those 2 teenagers lol wtf katie you’re 22 or 23 whatever those 2 girls just graduated high school
i bet when they posed for this ….at least one of them said “yup this is goin on the dirty”
The one on the left is Pretty Just sad shes gonna ruin her skin forever!! the others are DOGS
these are absolute worst clubs in dallas,
thumbs down
Let’s go from left to right, Casie is a nasty girl and will sleep with anyone but always seems to go back to a guy who beats her. She’s seriously stupid and tans more than she needs to and if you get up close to her face you will find that it’s disgusting and she photoshops every single picture she has. Second Casey is just a nasty nasty NASTY GIRL. both these girls just graduated from highschool and don’t do anything but screw every guy they can, both of them probably do 3 mystic tans a day but they are both GROSSS.
Get off katies nuts. She’s been on here enough and yeah she might want to invest in finding an actual job unless she wants to be in the adult entertainment selection for walmart.
Third girl is pretty, that’s all.
Btw Casie it’s pretty sad when your own family puts you on the dirty just to get a good laugh you nasty slu* have fun getting beat by your back and forth boyfriend nobody cares about you and your fake self so go gather up some more stds you haven’t already aqquired
just a guess Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 4:27 am
Your boyfriend must have hit it or else you wouldnt be so hostile
HAHAHAHA Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:20 am
he wouldnt touch her if she didnt unfortunately have stds and look like a muppet
nice try though
im sure your probably in this picture
ok everyone knows me and casie dont get along BUT she is pretty so step off her jock yo!
and casey crawford is actually really nice so yall hating on her can suck it!
kadie is the funniest most awesomest person ever so once again suck it
and haley is gorgeous and doesnt have a rude bone in her body so everyone can just continue to hate because we all know your jealous (:
ambeeeezy(the pelican) Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
whoops used to spelling kadies name meant to say *katie*
CASIE is still a SLU* and no she’s not pretty she looks like a gremlin with a mop on her head.
There is nothing to be jealous about on her part haha. Nasty girls ate the source of entertainment, she is so beat That for guys it’s probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
NOBODY LIKES HER. Simply because she thinks she’s so hot and thinks she has to be a b*tch to everyone and stick her nose up to everyone because she thinks she’s just soooooo cool.
Get a life get a job that you can keep for more than a month and get a guy who you won’t treat like crap and then he finds someone else and your screwed
so the HAHAHAHAHA person must be kris kristofferson… anywho. casie is so sweeet & pretty. thats why that asshole beat her because she is TOO sweet. & no she actually doesnt think she is hot at all . she has low self esteem. and she treats her guys like prince’s. so whoever HAHAHAHA is needs to shut up seriously. and get to know her , thanks.
SL*TS every one of them, i dont give a shit how ‘nice’ or whatever good u see in them…cheap white trash and everyone of them deserves a man to beat the shit out of them!
And Nazz…the guy in the background is an Arab named Nasser… if he knew he was in this picture he’d prob shoot himself!
This website is f*cking ridiculous. Seriously? Get a life peeps.
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6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
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Air biscuit: fart
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Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
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Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
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Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
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Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
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Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
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F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
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Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
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Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
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Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
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Hoemerican: an American hoe
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Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
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Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
gross the one in the blue is the worst they cant look in the mirror and think “damn i look good”… i dont have high standards but i wouldnt even piss on these girls if they were on fire!
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