Elvira, Before And After
I am guessing chin, nose and +2’s? Can someone please find out who the doctor is that made this magic happen? His butter knife needs to be framed.
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its uncanny, this guy deserves the nobel “piece” prize
Dahlia Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Still insecure — that’s the motivation to drum up piles of $$ for facial and body reconstructive surgery. A skank is a skank, no matter how much you pay your plastic doctor!
Dude her leg looks crazy beefy in that first “after” pic
Formula 50
This is like backing out of E=MC2 without a calculator
endo brow lift - pointy beak + fake eyelashes + fake contact + fish lips + Chin +2’s=
Nobel Prize Plastic Surgery
she was cutier before she became a plastic barbie doll
Jesus Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
NOT
junior Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
yes…now go away
lanna. Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 4:48 am
no she wasn’t. no one but you thinks so. and she didn’t think so obviously or she wouldn’t have had work done. we are all our own worse critics. just trust her on this one.
junior Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
your an idiot to, geez all the fags on here like plastic barbie dolls, big suprise, you couldn’t handle a real woman faggy boy
You forgot lips, it looks like she got her lips done too. Not mention a new makeup collection and skin care line. Whoever marries her is going to freak out when their babies come out looking nothing like her!
what is her real name? and it should be framed, she was very pretty before but is perfect now
The doctor who crafted this work of art deserves a Nobel Prize.
He is a true Rennaissance Man, a modern day Michaelangelo.
Elvira will be worshipped for years.
Look at the mouth… note how wide her smile used to be.
Holy f*ck what a difference. She looked like a bumpkin before.
The work done looks subtle. At least she stopped smiling like a goon and wearing nasty blue eyeshadow.
The only things I really see are +2s and a nose job. The difference in her eyes is she is wearing more black eyeliner and contour shadow in her recent pics which makes a huge difference…and blue contact lenses. Make up goes a loooong way
nik's a douche Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
i agree, but you forgot the plastic lips! and her hair now is a better style for her
islandgurrl Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
she def. had a chin implant. look how long her face is now compared to how round it was b4 and no that ia not from loosing weight
I really don’t think she has had any work done on the face. I think it’s all angles, lighting, poses. The boobs are a different story……
WTF? Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 12:47 am
you’re joking right? These are club pics, not professional photography, its at a bar for goodness’ sake!
what ever happened to natural beauty…
Anonymous in LA Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 11:25 am
it’s still around…seen your grandma lately??
Jesus Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
It still exists. She just didn’t have it.
Pike Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Same thing that happened to rain forest. Nature lost the war, dude. No sense mourning, just get yours.
I think this chick is Nik’s experiment. Can he make any chick famous? I’m not feeling this chick at all…and she doesn’t deserve to get nearly as much air time on here as she’s getting.
She had her chin and her nose done. And obviously the tits.
Her eyes you ask? No eye surgery. Someone finally taught her how to put on makeup is all.
Wow. Total plastic person. Before she had a Jewish Princess face. No wonder she paid a mint to have it surgically transformed.
A huge investment in plastic surgery turned this chick with serious jewface into brunette Barbie wannabe.
totally prefer the before pics.. so cute! and real! real is the only beauty, the rest of it, sh*t you might as well date a picture.
She got implants and a nose job. And often times with nose jobs, the doctor suggests a chin implant to proportion the face. The chin implant is very subtle, but makes a huge difference.
The rest is all make up. Fakes eyelashes, contacts. She’s thinner and more toned, too. Possible lip injections.
Way prettier now.
you morons!!
these are 2 different chics
nunh Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 6:32 am
I kind of thought the same thing - her eyes look so different! i don’t see a match - if it is her - she definitely had her nose and chin (and tits) done.
she had a scary face before!! HA!! who cares about this elvira b*tch!!! NEXT!
HER WHOLE FACE HAS BEEN LIPOSCULPTED…CAN YOU IMAGINE MARRYING THIS TRICK AND THINKING YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL KIDS AND YOUR DAUGHTER GROWS UP TO LOOK LIKE THE GOUL IN THE BEFORE PICS. THIS GIRL SHOULD BE DROPPING DOLLARS TO BUY ALL OF HERE BEFORE PICS NOW BEFORE SHE STARTS MAKING OVER 50K A YEAR AS A MEAT PUPPET IN THE PORNO VERSION OF DISNEYS ALADDIN,
Holy sh*t, what a difference. She used to look like a bumpkin.
I think it was $$$ well spent! Just please don’t go overboard we all know too much of anything can be bad for you! Stay Beautiful Girl!!!
She had a bad case of Jewface. No wonder she invested a mint in a new one.
Did you guys even follow the contours of her face? That’s not plastic surgery, idiots, it’s just a difference between two pictures. Her nose is exactly the same, her lips are just less stretched by a less goofy smile. The difference is makeup and arrogance. In the “before” pictures she still hasn’t convinced herself of her -z celebrity status, whereas in the “after” she’s under the illusion that she’s worth something.
WTF? Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 12:50 am
No, she just didn’t go overboard with her surgery. He was a great surgeon if she’s able to fool people.
the eyes are done definitely too
islandgurrl Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
she may have got a lift or something… but her eyes are the same. you cannot change the natural shape of someones eyes no matter how good of a surgon u r
Surgery or not all that matters in the end is the final product and if it’s GOOD…She probably got “EGOTISTICAL” but just on looks she has improved a sh*tload…She went from average to damn Skippy with a capital “S” Who cares if she got surgery? if you have the cash and have the will power and need the shot of self-esteam then good for the lil tramp…All I know I smile when I look at her picture probably like Nik smiles when he watches Men’s Olympic Gymnastics.
i dont think shes had her nose done. it still has a bump in the first “after” pic. It just looks contoured in the after pics which anyone can do with bronzer at the sides of the nose. She looks like she’s had her lips done, and maybe her teeth, but other than that its just a makeup change. Her makeup in the before pic is terrible! And her new haircut changes her a lot too.
Oh geez leave the girl alone. She was pretty before and is very lovely now. Get over it already!
With all of the money that was spent, couldn’t she have asked her sugar daddy to shell out an extra $5K for ASS implants??? Her ass is as flat as a “Noodles” face…
Lighting & poses??? Get your eyes checked. This beyotch has had HELLA work done. Nose is a definite, cheeks stand out less so she could have had work done there or went on a tweek/coke diet, and some fake chesticles.
Thanks for putting this fake beezie on blast! She’s still prolly ugly on the inside and the sound of her talking still sounds like she’s got marbles in her mouth.
It’s pretty sad this girl was so unhappy with herself she went out of her way to completely change her appearance. What’s with her wearing fake blue contacts 24/7?
Girls like this are usually highly self conscience and are starved for attention. Their need for approval is borderline mental and conceded self loving.
shes hot now….. the before pic.. i can’t be so kind; she looked like that annoying chick who tells the most annoying stories and pisses you off by asking too many questions.
shes hot now….. the before pic.. i can’t be so kind; she looked like that annoying chick who tells the most annoying stories and pisses you off by asking too many questions.
I don’t doubt that she had some work done, but it could also be from a loss of baby fat in the face, happened to my sister when she hit her twenties.
WTF Nik makes fun of WAYYY prettier girls! She is not hot facially at all!! Blegh
well a few more surgeries and she will be all good…now she neds a brain transplant…Elvira take it away girl ” we’re off to see the wizard…the wonderful wizard of fugs…he cuts …he scraps he makes little tramps of us…”
what sickos you people are..her nose is exactly the same..the angles of the photos make it appear as if her face has changed but she hasent gotten any face surgeries..her makeup has improved as shes gotten older and trust me makeup is just like surgery it can restructure the entire face and make you look like a different person..lets stop hating on this girl and get our own lives you ugly geeks
To be honest.. She doesn’t look THAT much different besides the boobs and nose.. lol
I agree with the people who say makeup is everything… Her nose has the same bump as before and her face is at a different angle. And Photoshop is for liars.
omg your retarded if you think she got her whole face done, its just a bad picture of her, f*cking idiots.
HE NEEDS TO USE HIS BUTTER KNIFE TO SHAVE HER PITS!!!! GROSS.
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Nik I am SO glad you posted this! I was literally comparing images side by side (creepy, I know). Don’t get me wrong, she looks dece now. Unfortunately plastic surgery doesn’t alter your genetics.
p.s. I said chin, nose, cheeks, boobs and maybe some lipo in the thighs.
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LBreezy Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
How does someone go from insecure, little cutie, to stuck up b*tch? People probably made fun of her, or so she thought, before surgery and now that she has it done, she’s the one looking down on people and making fun of her old self? WTF is wrong with people? People made fun of me, surgery, now I’m gonna make fun of people. Like a bratty little b*tch! I don’t like this girl at all. Can you tell? lol However, I would treat her like a sex object because that’s all she’s good for and she seems to think so too..
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cupcakes... Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Poor girl, some of us are born with it and others, like her, are not. I would like to see what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning. I assume, guys wake up in the middle of the night because they know that sh*t looks nasty the day after, therefore, their fantasy gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cupcakes... Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Some of us are born with, and others, like her, are not. I would like to know what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning. That sh*t might look beastly. Guys must wake up in the middle of the night, because they know their fantasy will be demolished the next day.
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