Introducing The “FunGays”
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to the FUNBOYS as they like to call themselves i think they need to change their names to HEARTBREAKERS. This group of douche are always running around either in Vegas or somewhere in Fort Lauderdale surrounded by different h*es every night. One of them recently broke my heart, they love to use the “i’m not ready to be in a relationship line”. I think they are all gay. What do you think about this group? Forgy Or Not?
The FunGays love each other… I am guessing the one in the black hat is in charge of the needles.- nik
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Welcome To The Dirrrrrtyyyyy Dirrrtyyyy 
wow Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Flynn Nol*n = Abby Cam*ron
Justin Sa*it = Wendy Van*ssa
Dirty Celebs f*ck around with Dirty Celebs
THANKS FOR THE IDEA. HEARTBREAKERS ACTUALLY SOUNDS BETTER ! WELL TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION. THANKS
oh this is def. a Wendy or Abby post
Susana Shii Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Abby def. did get the msj idiot Flynn doesn’t want you
Justin is a douche promoter, Flynn is a wannabe DJ, Steven and Joey are two spoiled rich boys, Lionel is a coke head.
lmao Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am
hate much???
Say J Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 2:30 am
fungays you got fu*ked and left to dry LOLOLOLOL !!
the funny thing is Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
the reason you come to the club is to see flynn dj, the only reason you get in the club is because of justin, steve and joey are probably the ones who buy dumb hatin ass b*tches like yall drinks and shots, and no coke over here just redbull vodka.
anonymous Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
that is the only smart thing on this thread
Wendy Vanessa :) Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
prob one lil hatin girl that needs Justin to get into the club cause she is either underage or ugly & they would make her pay. Prob claims to be a househead just to be “cool” n get the attention from one of the funboyz.
Anonymous Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
agreed except joey & steve are broke as fuhh & the scam off of other ppls tabs so i doubt theyll be buying u any drinks
I love the funboys!!!!!!!
- love the original fun girl hahaah
dont hate on the funboys….i mean i generally dont like that the group has a name BUT there all mad straight and always looking to have a fun time whether your part of their group or not. Most of the best nights I had out was when they were partying as well. And who cares if they have new girls every night, day, week? Wouldn’t you love a new girl every night? i mean unless your gay? lol
didn’t your mommy ever told you not to go around breaking young girls hearts?
Obvious self-submit.
No girl who respects themself would admit to “having their heart broken” by one of these douches.
First off, is the poster a chick or a dude? Secondly, no matter what your sex, when you lay down with douches and allow yourself to get a “hot douche injection” how else could you possibly think things would turn out? Remember, once a douche always a douche!
These tools need to update their “style”… 98 degrees for life or what?
where im from the phrase “fun boy” is used as a word for faggot anyway
where im from the phrase “fun boy” is used as a term for faggot anyway
All I gotta say is ur a hater Nik… Take your broken heart and go cry about wishing you were cool.
HA THESE GUYS WALK AROUND LIKE THEY GOT S’S ON THEIR CHEST BUT THEY ARE A BUNCH OF TALKERS A FEW OF MY BOYS LAST SUMMER PUMMLED THESE CHUMPS.
LIONEL WAS SO C*KED OUT MY BOY DROPPED HIM WITH A BUNCH TO THE NECK HE FELL TO THE GROUND GOT BACK UP AND THEN WAS GIVEN A KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD GOT DROPPED LIKE THE TOOL HE IS..
THESE KIDS ARE ALL TALK TELLING ME I DON;T KNOW WHO THE F THEY ARE..YADA YADA YADA PUT YOU IN A GRAVE DONT WANNA MESS WITH US..
YEA “FUNBOYS” HAD A GOOD TIME ON THAT A$$ WHOOPIING WE GAVE YOU.. ANY DAY PLAYBOYS
ohhh jesussss lord it was only a matter of time lol like wendy says to me (atleast 5 days a week ) welcome to the club! lol
these are the kinds of guys that use the phrase “bros before ho’s” when referring to any girl.
Time to grow up kids.
ALERT: 2 of these dudes have herpes. Thats a known fact! Justin is one, not sure about the other but I hear they share Valtrex perscriptions to save money. Ladies (and dudes) beware. Sorry guys just doing my public duty.
flynn likes f*cking justin in the ass every night ….
LMAO DEF A POST BY WENDY OR ABBY
fact Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
ABBY FOR SURE, JUST LIKE SHE POSTED UP HER TWO FRIENDS
joey has a smalllll dick
by heartbroken do u mean vagina broken??….cuz these kids are some real ass niggas that fuk tens and like to slang the D around…they have their own website called welovehaters.com check it out
Hmmm you dated a guy who runs around wih douchebags THEN when he suddenly becomes a douchebag you are SURPRISED?…No pity party for you!
Nah, they’re they’re straight. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
yay fun boys and heartbreaker Flynn.. haha u too my name! o well we r just cool like that. Abby def posted this.. way too obvs!
One of them is kinda’ hot. I might hit it n quit it but I certainly wouldn’t seek a relationship with any of these tools. I think the poster needs to reevaluate the boys she thinks are datable. Clearly, these boys are nothing more than party boys. Treat them accordingly.
Note to self: If you have any muscle, of any kind, at all, you are automatically taking steroids. Not presumed to be taking ‘roids, but conclusively taking steroid injections.
Don’t Hate, Funboys Rock the Palce! Everywhere we go, it’s a F*ckin Sh*t SHOW!!!
P.S. New Toast…LMAO
WE TRAVEL, WE PLAY HOUSE MUSIC N U PROBABLY GOT F*CKED. DONT BE MAD !!
Abby stop posting up your friends on thedirty.com to take the spotlight out of you.
YOU f*ck for a dollar. Admit it. THE END
IMO this is exactly whats wrong with tha scene today! You all do sum drugs and decide “I wanna be a dj!” then you go out get some illegal downloads and take legitimate gigs(often for free or for very little money) from guys who have dedicated their lives to producing/spinnin amazing sets that take you on a journey! The big guy calls himself a dj and I met him at Opium and he acted like a total douchebag! His butt buddy boyfriend(manager lol) says that he doesnt take requests because he is building his set and it doesnt fit??? Mind you I dont think he progressed in KEY, and not the kind that opens your twink sex toy closet, once the whole time I was there. If you really gave a f*ck about the music you would pay your dues and learn the proper way to mix, study the roots, and respect the dj’s that have earned the right to rock the dancefloor. Every time you go on, misread the room, trainweck, and stand their like a zombie because you cant get the beats to match up, you ruin the experience for every first time househead and everyone else who isnt in that douchey picture above not to mention taking legitimate nights from skilled performers and eventually causing the demise of many of the few clubs we have left. FOR THE LOVE OF THE ROIDS!
anonymous Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
this sh*t doesnt even make sense. he’s a dj not a producer…..dumbass
this idiot Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
do somethin about it then bitch… or u can just hide behind ur computer and type this gay sh*t…u obviously have no life f*kin h*mo
FLYNN Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
FALKEN IF U ARE WHO I THINK U ARE THEN COME SAY SOMETHING TO ME U ALBINO F*CK. DONT NEED ANY FUNBOYS WHEN IT COMES TO ME BUDDY JUST BRING YOURSELF OR SOME FRIENDS ILL STAND ALONE ANY DAY.
Justin Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Hey falken.. If this is who we think.. I HOPE THE $2 YOU MAKE AT THE DOOR CAN SUPPORT YOU !! I FEEL BAD FOR YOU WHEN I SEE YOU WALKING AROUND BY YOURSELFAT THE HARDROCK.. MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN KICKED OUT OF EVERY OTHER CLUB PROB BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU LOOK (LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD PEDIFILE) !! YOU EVER SEEN THE M,OVIE POWDER ?? THATS YOUR DAD BRO !! WHEN YOU SEE ME IF THIS YOU, SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE AND ILL BE SURE TO GIVE YA SOME EGG WHITES YOU FAT F*CK
D supporter Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Flynn…. you got some haters out there…..Its ok… you have what you have because you obviouslly earned it. And guess what? You get the experience in one of the hottest clubs in south florida. Your fans got your back.
Ladies.. you all know the D*CK is good !! just because we hit and quit you post us on here ?? LMAO !! Guys, dont get mad because we dog out your girls !! If it wasnt us someone would be doin it, at least with us they getting good D*ck
Wow nice self post and follow up comments. weird stuff.
WOW, this is absolutely hilarious! Love these guys, they are always out to have a great time and if you can’t handle that then keep moving!
I can’t stop the itching and discharge after being roofie’d by one of the losers.
I bet Francy just wanted to post JUSTIN up here but she decided to post all the guys ’cause she is scared of him.
flynn is f*cking hott the rest smell like poopies =p
JUSTIN DEF HAS HERPES!! HE HAS HAD IT FOR YEARS!! WATCH OUT SO FLO GIRLS AND BOYS LMAO
I will admit one thing, I’ve never had more fun at Space than with these kids….they are f*cking fun and Flynn is a pretty good dj. Peace!
I will say one thing about them…I have never had more fun at Space in my life than with these kids. They are a fun ass group and they sure as hell know good music. Mad <3 b*tchess!!
Haha All you haters talk sh*t on line like a punch of punks hiding behind ur computers. If you got a probelm say somethin to us next time u see us out and I promise you will get mist to the grill in 2.3 seconds and you will regret ur life. So many haters everywhere I go. I love my boys
Nik is a p*ssy who has no life and abbey should get her snaggler fixed the next time she goes in for surgery
awww… i love them boys …always a fun time with them
Dude I’ve never seen a bunch of tools self-post so much. Goes to show how insecure they are. This dirty sh*t is must obviously be bothering these morons for them to respond like this!! What a joke.
awww i love all of them. welcome to the dirty Doey.
Wendy &Abby…Stop posting your friends!!
Wendy Vanessa :) Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 5:29 am
we just like to give them a lil bit of fame by posting them up you know!? retard!
i hope all of these queens get AIDS and die a f@g related death….justin and flynn mouth f Ucked each … just saying
Wendy Vanessa :) Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
STOP USING MY NAME! GROW SOME BALLS && SAY WHO YOU ARE DUMBASS! I DONT EVEN TALK LIKE THAT!
FLYNN IS AN UNDERCOVER PLAYER WHO HAS STDS. ANY GIRL IS STUPID TO FALL FOR THIS WANNA BE DJ. DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES. JUSTIN IS AN ASSHOLE. ALL CRACK HEADS. BAD COMPANY. OPEN YOUR EYES FUNBOYS, SOONER OR LATER….YOUR ONLY GONNA HAVE EACHOTHER. funGAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
These tools look like textbook Fort Lauderdale douche-bags. I don’t know what club they “rock-out” at cause I’ve never seen them in South Beach, thank god. Luckily there’s a little higher standards there which keeps idiots like these out of the cool spots!! I feel sorry for you guys who party up north. That Tattoo+Roid+Ed Hardy+Spikey-hair scene is pathetic!!
i heard lionel has a baby dick, joey too. steve needs to get a f*cking life. justin, ur a loser thats gonna promote for the rest of your lyyfe, thats cool! flynn your not a good DJ, stop thinking you are! f*ck you niggazz
I feel bad that Erica has to read all this shyt. Naive, little girls. He dont deserve you baby! He deserves the skank he left you for.
i hear lionel and joey have a small dick. steve needs to get a f*cking life, confused bro?? flynn, ur not a good DJ, so stop thinking ur good, along with everything else. Justin, bro…are you gonna be a promoter for the rest fo your life? Get off the snow kids.
I feel bad that Erica had to read this…Flynns a blind ass moron! good job on that one!
Lionel stay off the cr*ck bro…
FUNGAY CAPTAIN Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 8:57 am
MAKE SURE U NEVER BRING URSELF AROUND US OR YOULL GET STOMPED OUT P*SSY BOY. AND UR PROBABLY SO WHACK U CANT GET A GIRL TO F*CK U BUT IF U DID BY SOME GRACE OF GOD DONT BRING HER AROUND US CUZ ITS A GUARANTEED FACT SHELL GET F*CKED
Justin Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 2:29 pm
its so obvious that 1 week in and you are (ANONAB) still commenting on our page that we banged out prob your girl or wife !! Sorry bro.. Im sure it sucks when you cant get any play.. but its ok, keep jerkin off to our pictures you fag*ot !
and please you or FALKEN say something to my FACE PUS*Y BOYS !! But I know you wont because your a homo and kost likely SCARED !! hahahahha
these boys are the sh*t no doubt. and if they hit it and quit it with you.. get over it move on it happens everyone is contradicting everyone else.. how can they be gay if theyre forking your girlfriends and breaking your hearts every night? hmmmm lets think that one over. dont hate on them bc 1. they get you into the damn clubs.. 2. buy you all your f*cking alcohol and 3. give your sloppy asses sick f*cking music to dance to… and roofies? these boys? never.. quit blaming your inability to keep your legs shut on the boys you sleep with.. and grow up being drunk is no longer an excuse 
love you boys xo- pardddyyyyy
TO THE POOR GIRL THAT POSTED THIS:
YOU MUST BE RETARDED TO THINK THAT 1 OF THESE BOYS IS GUNNA WIFE YOU UP. GET A CLUE THESE BOYS GOT AT LEAST ANOTHER 2-3 YEARS OF STRAIGHT PAHTY LEFT. IF YOUR DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THAT YOU WERE THE ONE FOR HIM, THEN YOU DESERVE TO GET PLAYED SORRY HUN
_if you play w fire, ur gunna get burned_stop trying to fall in love girlies
I love these guys.. Will show you the best time you ever have in Miami !! Stop hating fuc*ers
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+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
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Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
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Pepperidge Farm: way too old
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Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
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Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
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She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
too bad this dude had to get his heart broken…
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mr happy Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
ROTFL…great line.
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Timothy Lew*s- Hip Hop King Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
this post reads like it was submitted by one of the aids-filled fudgepackers in the photo. they’re all gay, they’re all ugly, they’re all poor, end of discussion. the photo looks more like a homosexual trailer park orgy
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cupcakes... Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Mid west douchers.
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mr happy Reply:
October 24th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
tim- have you considered switching to decaf?
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Timothy Lew*s- Layered Vocals Reply:
October 25th, 2009 at 8:19 am
i have- and unfortunately all these ugly broke douches keep me coming back for more.
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