

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is smoking hot and her life is all about partying. We need to make her a dirty celeb bacause there is a lot of dirt on her around.. and since she is an attention wh*re this will be perfect for her. and nik you cannot deny she is a dime piece?
She is not even close to a dime piece. She has a mouse face. DIRTY ARMY, what should we name this Sac-Town Rat?- nik

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88 Responses to “Loomis Finest 2 Equals Dirty Celeb Status”
OMG!!! She DOES have a mouse face!! That’s freakin’ hilarious…She’s cute tho
you remember teenage mutant ninja turtles? what about master splinter?, splinter? or mrs. splinter? something with splinter
Sac Rat…because she is packing thunders .
sacto gutter rat,,,prob too long of a name tho
How about Stuart Little Tits?
MEDUSA - her hair looks like snakes and she turned me to stone.
I say we name her after the all knowing sensei from Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles “SPLINTER” he was a half man half rodent also.
chesse chaser
we all know we would…
GUS GUS
OMG! I look very similar to her but with dark hair. I’m a frickin mouse. FML
mouse face…how about fievel ya know from those kids movies
sacratatouille is her name i think. love the site bro. Some of the comments you make are all time love it.
NIK THIS ONE Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 7:25 am
hahahaha agreed!!!!!!! love this one!
i think shes pretty tho- but u cant pass up a good name
Fivel
How about Chedda for Chedder Cheese ’cause her hair is cheese colored and she is a rat.
I went to high school with this girl and I know for a fact that she is a dirty hoe! I can’t walk down the streets of Loomis without bumping into 10 guys she’s f***ed and her vagina looks like a poorly packed suit case because of it!
Can we call her Mrs. Frisbee?(from that scary cartoon with the rats, Mrs. Frisbee and the Rats of Nimh)
I think she’s better lookin that the one he said yes to.
How about Orkin- you need an exterminator to get rid of that mouse and you will have that smell even after she leaves.
Send her to me snotty kids..She’s cute as a button and that cute lil face and smile means she has a sense of humor unlike you idiots.
smells like noodles Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I bet you’re some fat kid that beats off to this photo twice a day. Way to ‘’stick up” for your Dirty girlfriend. Ew.
i wouldnt mind if her head was between my legs ….juss sayin allisons cute
Mighty Mouse or Minni Mouse. I think she’s cute! And they are pretty hot for Loomis chicks! I mean come on now!
She looks like Cindy Loo who from The Grinch stole Christman. I would call her Cindy Loo Screw
Cindy Lou Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
HEY!! WATCH IT!! I get told I look like Cindy Lou Who all the time….or Tinkerbell. This skank is not hot enough for those classifications buddy! Although….I like the ”Cindy Lou Screw” analogy….well said. What a wh*re.
she looks like anna lyn mccord or whatevr from the new 90210 show…I think her name should be Minny McWh*re
ID SAY HOODRAT. OR RATATOUILLE MAN SHE HAS SOME BIG CHOPPERS
Nik her name is Sac Town Rats Nest……STRN>>>check please
whats up in the 1st pic she has cleavage go n on and the second she looks flat chested … WONDER BRA MUCH !!!!
She does have +2’s….obviously the boat pic is ‘pre +2’s” My vote is for Mini Mento…Even though its kinda cheesy
I would… i mean… I have. She takes it anywhere you want it…
this b*tch is crazyy….. im dating one of her best friends who lemme no shes got h*rp*s. foul and had fcked every guy in the area. +2s needed for sure
Ight for ya dumb mutha f*ckas who dont know her name is alison b*rdon loomis hoe of the century was probably f*ck 20 guys by her jr year at del oro in school. me being one of them. i still regret it. but dont mix sac town trash with us fine people loomis. Nik ur a dumb muther f*cker you obviously dont know what u put Loomis’ Finest Is Marriage Material is the same girl
the chick next to her looks like a girl named alyssa but im not toooooo sure.
I should have killed myself along time ago when i first tried. This girl is bonkers beare
I would drag my penis a mile through burning gasoline just to taste the water from a puddle she once jumped over
all of her post are self postings unless one of her friends are posting her because he myspace profile is private. but obviously she’s not camera shy because she is showing her ass off on her default pic!
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+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
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She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
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Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
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Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

Rug burn on the knee there??
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BLACK MAMMA JAMMA Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
SELF POST HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AND YES KNEE BURN FRON SUCKIN EVERYONES DICK!
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Dirty Army Reply:
October 26th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Self post….you suck, come back when you get +2’s
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bananas. Reply:
October 27th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Look at the top pic then look at the bottom one….something wierd?? I think so…try looking at the boobs…yes folks they aren’t the same. Looks like someone invests in some good ‘ol Chicken Cutlets!! Can’t hide those ittie bittie titties in a bathing suit sweetie! On second thought there might be a little more than one per side in that dress. Wow…….normal boobs don’t grow that fast over night and we all know you didn’t pay for new ones. Stop teasing the boys with ”fake advertisment” at the bars you wh*re.
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