InCase You Didn’t Know…

Tattoos like this usually end in divorce 99.9999999% of the time. Smart move Lamar Odom and Khloe Odom.

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STUPID MONKEYS
earl duke Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 8:56 am
STUPID HONKEYS>> HONKEY HONK HONK HONK!!!
:) Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
The reason you call us honkies is because it is the last thing you hear before we run you over in our cars.
earl duke Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:16 am
no you are called honkies because you have a long ass nose beak like a damn goose.. honk honk!! time for you nose job billy bob!!
:) Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
A n*gger with a baboon nose is making fun of white peoples noses. LOL. hahahahaha good one.
I really think that celebrity couple nicknames are played out but why is no one calling these two LOKO?
which means the kid’s name will be “Dum O”
Those tattoos are poorly done and will bleed together in time….but its not like she wont have it lasered off in less than a year when they divorce. Rich or not, that is one ugly looking man…
nevermind the tattoos… looks like someone ripped open a hostess wrapper and devoured some cupcakes!
Whatever Khloe is doing its working. LO was tremendous in the pre season and again last night 16 points and 13 rebounds.
Why do black people get tattoos?
OU812 Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Cuz, PETA won’t let us test ink(s) on monkeys, anymore.
Mandingo Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
The same reason white people tan. Ya’ll wanna be black or want black inside you or both. Excuse me, I mean purple. Purple Crayon.
earl duke Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 9:01 am
mandingo.. you know those honkeys cant stop tanning.. those bitches wish they was born with brwon skin instead of that fu-ked up pasty ass veiny ass skin they got.. crows feet, wrinkles , and broken veins are their friends!! Why do we tattoo./ why does your ass bake in the sun bitch getting skin cancer hoe just to be anything other than that white ass color!!
ha Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
AND I GUESS THATS THE SAME BLACK PEOPLE BLEACH THEIR SKIN CAUSE THEY WANNA BE MORE WHITE … YALL KNOW DARK PEOPLE CANT GET NO WHERE IN LIFE HA
earl duke Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:16 am
please bitch , you can count the black people on your finger who bleach their skin and they have been brain washed,, but every white bitch and her daddy is trying to get a tan and her mama too.. black folks get where they want to its white folks who lie, cheat and steal they way thru life.. and molest kids !! Dont forget that part!! child rapists perverts!!
:) Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
But 62% of you n*ggers live on or below the poverty level in the U.S. BLACK PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. FACT.
we get tattoos so you can ask dumb questions about it.
Stupid Yardape marries a cow that looks like a tranny and then tatoos her name on his claw.
Tattoos are not the same for whites and blacks - it stands out on her - but you can barely even see his in the close-up photo. And why does LO look like he is 59 years old?
earl duke Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:21 am
uh .. DUH !! common sens should tell you darker skin doesnt show tattos real good.. and who gives a sh-t!! I would rather have brown skin any day then that nasty pasty ass pale wrinkled up whit skin.. even you bitche sdont like!! if you liked it your ass wouldnt be in the damn sun so much!! Stay your own damn color , we dont want you near us, we love our color so love yours !! pasty as it is!!
How can these two clowns get divorced? Are they even married yet? Bet the under.
I wonder what Lamar said when he saw that Khloe has a bigger d*ck than him?
Am I the only one that thinks he shoulda got this done a little earlier in the off season? A Fresh tattoo on his hand….season opener was two nights ago..not smart
I’m so happy for them…they make such a great couple. They are both fugly to the max.
she can always finish it off with a ve and make it say love if they do get divorced so all of you are dumb@sses
Khloe probably got a bigger dick than white man have!!
KO for i was knocked out and drugged for this relationship?
figure they’ll get tats on their foreheads next. SO STUPID.
Have any of those Kardasian Pigs ever dated a white guy? On the other hand it would take a pretty stupid white guy to want to kip his pen into that diseased ink well. It’s verifiable knowledge that blacks have TEN TIMES the hiv/aids of Any Other Race and that as 13% of the population they have almost 50% of all known cases. Check this out at the govt. website CDC Atlanta Georgia.
earl duke Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Bitch you think black folksgive a damn about any damn white racist ass Gov website that lies.. i dont believe nothing white folks about blacks and any way only a damn fool would believe that especially after all the white women hooking up with black men,, bitch aids dont discriminate…all these fag as white men i dont believe that mess you talking with your mothers hand on the bible!
:) Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Safe to say earl has never been inside of a high school class room. What grade did you drop out in? What age did your crackhead mom have you at 13, 14, or 15? Lastly, have you ever met your father and if you have how long has he been in prison for? You are the reason why racism will always exist and black people will never have or be sh*t in America.
Jazzy Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
Someone has severe anger issues and is really ignorant. Did a mean black man hurt you?
Jeez look at Khloe’s bear claw. You know Odom aint never gonna want a hand job…
Khloe is one ugly fat annoying B….making this one of the nastiest couples out there
any bithc with any sense knows those findings come from state clinics and hosp, they have to report their stats. and we all know who goes to clinics (blacks and hipanics mostly) but the oh so rich white folks mostly go to private Drs and they dont report their stats. i would never in a million years believe that sh-t, AIDS DONT DISCRIMINATE BITCH<< JUST LIKE DISEASES AND DEATH DONT.. damn you racists are so damn stupid, you been spitting this bullcrap about black for the longest and we damn sure dont believe it!
:) Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
CDC 2008 62% of all HIV cases in America are blacks. PS by FEDERAL LAW new positive HIV/AIDS tests have to be reported to the state and federa; govt. Learn something you stupid ignorant worthless n*gger pig.
They are a constant threat to successful African-Americans in the US. They instill fear in the general population through name recognition and media sensationalism. They have a loyal following committed to institutional fakism. They are traditionally uneducated, white & overweight. They will end your career and subsequently your life….. Beware of the KKK (Kardashian Kleat Khaserz)
The dyke going on about blacks and STDs above is none other than the youngest kardashian defying her family, but we all know what the future holds. Purple crayon in ya mouth!
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who does the hostess cupcake in the back belong to? oh khole, you are a cow.
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kooga Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:07 am
nice catch
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Random Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
It’s Lamar’s. All he eats is junk food.
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G Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:18 am
thats awesome
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Crusty Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am
hahaha i was just going to comment on that cupcake
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nosferatina Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Eh, this was pointed out on two other blogs yesterday, The name Khole is also a rip off from one of the two sites. Good try at trying to be original though.
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nosferatina needs to... Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
…get a life, you read to many damn blogs! Get a job already or an education.
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