Jenn V Look A Like (But W/ +2’s)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know how most people think that myspace attention wh*re Jenn Viele has the potential to be hot if only God had liked her enough to give her +2’s? Look what I found! A cam girl who is the spitting image of Jenn AND has +2’s! Almost as if God made Jenn then thought “oh f*ck I knew I’d forgotten something!!” and had another go xx (Jenn if you read this - and I think we all know you will - do it! you would look soooo much better!).
I agree with this DIRTY ARMY soldier Jenn (she does read TheDirty because she emails me hate all the time), getting +2’s is mandatory or you will not find the man of your dreams.- nik
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34 Responses to “Jenn V Look A Like (But W/ +2’s)”
She looks better w/out the +2’s… Sexy b*tch.
DirtyGuynNB Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Who ever this chick is, her pics are ALWAYS copied and posted to lure guys into buying porn memberships.. I saw her pic once when a friend emailed me a link offering INCALL services at a sleazy hotel in Costa Mesa…
Only SLEAZEBALLS care about fake tits. Men with class and a moral compass do NOT like fake boobs. Jenn, whomever you are, do not do it!! You are beautiful. You will look like every other trashy bimbo if you get huge boobs. I hope that you got enough attention as a child and nobody molested you so you don’t feel compelled to become a tramp as an adult!
zrollin... Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 10:34 am
“Class and a moral compass?” You’re reading thedirty.com a**hole.
No one here has that. Not even you.
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October 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am
I came to this site because one of my friends got posted and I wanted to defend her. Sorry “Z”, but I do have a moral compass and that’s why I don’t lower myself to talking sh*t on people online or behind their backs. Reading this smut doesn’t make me a loser like you. xoxo
Anonymous Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Douchtard you are saying men who like fake boobs don’t have a moral compass and thus you are talking sh*t about men that like fake boobs. I for one like the fake boobies, and i do have a moral compass, because if I didn’t i would kick you in your fat nasty vag. Now shut up and go make someone a Venti Latte. Jenn step up for some +2s.
Barney007 Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Douchetard, by saying men who like fake b*obs are classless and don’t have a moral compass is talking sh*t about other people you selfrighteous retard. I have a moral compass because I am not kicking you in your vag right now, and I like fake boobies! Get over yourself and go make that iced white latte for the nice lady on the other side of the counter.
UMMM I WOULDNT CARE TO PULL OUT.. IF IT SPILLED OOH WELL..
Man she’s a hottie for sure, thats lovegisele.com if you want more of her.
Giselle = with the big floopy saggers. Ugly. Gross armpit tits when on her back.
Jenn = amazing, dont do it Jenn!..and then call me.
earl duke Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 9:03 am
look at this skank trying to stick her flat ass out.. white skank!!
they’re not plus 2’s though. They’re real. Thats what made her such a popular cam girl. Pretty face, slim body and real DDs. Not common in cam girl world!
Different girl. Duh! One is lovegisele.com the other is myspace.com/omgjennwow but thanks for proving my point that they look the same. Except one has tits.
+2’s are getting played out–
at least among the people who matter.
Not horny teens and those at the lower end of the soci-economic-IQ scale
Are you kidding me?
First of all Jenn V is a fine little specimen AS IS.
Second Nik your breast implant advocacy is articulated in such a negative and derogatory way. Either you have serious issues with women. Or you have no concept of marketing. Start posting +2’s that aren’t shaped liked octagons and don’t have such a disturbing gap between them. Which I must point out that you knock every chance you get. These aren’t too bad but 99% are awful. 
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October 28th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
if you think these +2’s “aren’t too bad” thats probably because they arent +2s. Natural DDs.
she’s very pretty, hopefully she loses the bitterness
tbh she would look better if her boobs had naturally been 2 or 3 cup sizes bigger because her hips and thighs are big so it would balance her out better. Shes very pear shaped as is. But her face is pretty.
and Jenn for the love of god, if you ever do decide to invest in some tits, DO NOT go to the same surgeon your BFF sandra went to! hers are laughable!
+2’s are played out. Don’t get them. You have a gorgeous face, so u don’t need them like other girls do. Haha.
yeah every guy i have talked to or asked about fake boobs actually DO NOT LIKE THEM is it supposed to be some sort of rite into “hot girl territory” please! most of the time it stretches small ones out and makes it shiny and deformed and looks like hard balls and the nipples point out like goldfish eyes. why is the term “refund gap” always used? buy a 4 wheeler instead!
Search Gisele All Wet on Break.com. Umm celeb status needed.
this chick went to my highschool, she was pretty hot back then but havent seen her in awhile
you can find the girl on the right on facebook as brittany mccoy I think she is a fake impersonater because all of her pictures are just of herself and they dont all look the same
This girl wants celeb status something bad. Dime a dozen.
Please do your part to end illegal immigration: numbersusa
JENN’S HOT AS HELL WITHOUT +2’s, AND IS BETTER OFF NOT DOING ANYTHING. NATURAL BEAUTIES ARE HARD TO COME ACROSS.
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Chris Hansen....DATELINE Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I didn’t even know MySpace was around anymore. Does anyone over age 18 really even use that site? That was so 2006. If I find out anyone is on MySpace the first thing that pops in my head is major bozo. That being said. I would do them both.
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