U Of A Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this upper lip missing b*tch is the biggest sl*t currently attending UofA. In her free time she enjoys spreading viruses. She has basically passed her STD’s out to every upper class men since 2005 and is currently dating an 18 year old 3 years her junior because he doesn’t know better. My best advise is if you see this cross eyed, buck toothed giant around 4th or the seasons is to run, your greg will regret it 4 months later.
She so hooked up with your boyfriend… man as ugly as she is I don’t even want to know what you look like.- nik

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Could we all given just a little warning before a picture like this gets put up? God damn this has to be one of the ugliest women under 130lbs I have ever seen in my life.
that chicks gril looks like someone told her to get out the car to see if the break lights work, and when she did they jamed that wipe in reverse and made that chick eat bumper.
Looks like she has two different people’s eyes and those teeth - MY EYES MYE EYES!!!!
F***! Why does she have floor tiles for her two front teeth?????
Yeah, yeah, I know, I must be ugly cuz I am criticizing this chick who is such a sweet girl. I say, she better be sweet with a face like that!
she should audition for the cast of Twilight 2
F*ck! Why does she have floor tiles for her two front teeth?????
Yeah, yeah, I know, I must be ugly cuz I am criticizing this chick who is such a sweet girl. I say, she better be sweet with a face like that!
nosferatina Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Sorry for the dbl post. The quote so nice, I posted twice.
fugly for sure. the poster must have contracted an std from her ex who obviously got it from beaver teeth.
One of your greatest comebacks ever nik, made me laugh today.
When are people on this site going to realize that advice and advise are two different words and not interchangeable. Dumb asses.
Poster nice syntax–were you educated in the desert as well?
lol…what a funky looking chick…I`d it it and drop her off at 7-11
She must have just had her face shoved into the warm nethers of some dudes couch cuz she’s got a couple of chiclets stuck in her mouth.
Nice come back Nik!
BTW, Everyone on the boat says they’ll hit it but are asking for pillowcase….
she looks like sloth from goonies, who would ever be desperate enough to hook up with that, how drunk can you be?!?!?
nice 4 inch black nails to top it off…
the sad thing is, if you think she is ugly you should see her best friend Melanie Tortor*llo. Two of the most busted girls in Tucson.
For a moment I thought someone had sneezed on my screen, but now I see it’s really just her teeth.
Probably that fag Sam sent this in, some weirdo that she dated. Shes pretty cool and doesnt look bad at all. Blurry, drunk pics arent the best.
Devil'S Reject Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
ummmm….only person in like 27 comments to say anything nice about her….this girls must have enemies….ps….I really wish I used this picture as a stencil on my jack-o-lantern instead of a ghoul…..would have been much scarier.
wootie Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Oh, I’m totally using her to stencil my jack-o-lantern, that is a fantastic idea. Keep those little bastards off of my porch this year for sure!
nik that could be the funniest thing since the bud lite lime routine..too funny
Yikes…someone needs to save the money for the dentist….never mind the +2’s
THIS CAN’T BE REAL!
wootie Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Nobody uses photoshop to make themselves uglier…. OMG what if this is ALREADY photoshopped! Can you imgagine? It looks like Bugs Bunny focked RR, had a baby, got it liquored up and scared the sh!t out of it. Poor little thing.
happy birthday kins, your mom & sister must be REAL prouddddddddd
ahahahahahhahahahahha so much love. i love it. this girl has more haters than friends. i wish it was a full body so people can see her pencil thin ethiopian legs….the girl needs some cheeseburgers on the bones. and dracula teeth would be better.
It looks like someone shoved fake e’fed up teeh in her mouth.
Can u imagine the guy who sent this in, full of hate, huddled around a laptop, hating? Now look at yourselves, sitting around hating, for nothing. Imagine again the guy who sent it in returning to his laptop, checking the hate notes, adding several of his own disgusting, shallow comments, smiling in some jaded sense of accomplishment. I’m sure this comment will illicit similar, insecure nonsense. Just live and let live.
can't imagine Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
can you imagine shutting your gaggle toothed mouth? Human beings are having a serious discussion here.
she has ethiopian legs because she is a massive c*ke wh*re. she is wnba tall and too skinny because of all the drugs. plus her teeth are 99% gums and she is so full of herself running around half naked/drunk/high all the time sleeping around.
so gross
sam wood is too good for this sl*t-
sam if you’re listening you deserve a classy gf with morals, not one that runs off to vegas to get gang banged every weekend
She looks like a car accident happened on her face!!!
shes fun =) ( i know a nice comment for once, who would have guessed?)
we call her Gieco…”she’s so easy, a caveman could do it!”
this bitch is the tucson paris hilton
wonky eyes
huge feet
manly tall
SLUTTY
no boobs
tiny long stick legs
i don’t get why ANY dude talks/dates/sleeps with her, she’s practically an inbred tranny
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
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Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
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She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
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Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
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Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
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Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Looks like Stephanie from Full House, but homeless and on crack with buck teeth.
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Dik Itchie Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 10:47 am
So what you’re saying is she’s just like Stephanie from Full House?
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Brittany Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Yeah but with big old nasty buckies.
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i think you missed the joke Reply:
October 28th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
…so exactly like Stephanie.
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wootie Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:01 am
ha haha hah a hah hahah hah aha ha hah ah (deep breath) ha haha haha h ahha hahaah….. (and so on)
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