8 Belles Looks Rode Hard
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at a 8 belles lookin like she has been road hard and hung out to dry. Might be time to put this philly down.
I am so happy I am not a chick… the aging process for females reminds me of beef jerky- in the face.- nik
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72 Responses to “8 Belles Looks Rode Hard”
Thanks for making the ugly girl attractive 8 Belles. You couldn’t have done any better if you tried.. Well unless you smiled and showed us those million dollar GUMS.
This girl is nuts. She thinks she’s hot and she thinks she dresses well. It baffles my mind.
Nik you are so right. (Most) females have little to sell or offer other than their looks, when it’s gone they quit doing crayons and look for some idiot of a white male to pay their bills until they cross over to the other side. So at the tail end of their appeal they go out full bore looking for that Special Mooch.
she is obviously trying to be Amy Winehouse for Halloween people. Seriously??
Women NEED to stay out of the sun. Ladies, you think it’s all fun and games laying out in a two piece, at the tanning salon, etc., but you’ll end up looking like a washed up prune by age 30. The secret to looking young is staying out of the SUN. Wear a hat, sunblock, cover up your FACE. Men can look like prunes but still jock 21 yr old hookers IF you have money.. Look at HEF’s 90 yr old ass or old, middle aged clowns like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, George Clooney. Those guys are like 60 yrs old but they can still fetch 25 year olds….
Ava Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
preach it sister….I’ve been avoiding the sun/wearing sunblock since I was 14. I’m not ashamed to say I’m 37 now and most people think I’m 24/25 no lie and I still have to show my id 90% of the time.
Girls be smart! Whatever obsession you have with the sun is NOT WORTH IT
Frankly, I think its sad that she has not used her “fame” to raise the quality of her life. I am guessing she is in her late 20″s and she still lives in a crappy, one bedroom apartment with no furniture and dirty floors. Sad really. Do chicks like her even know the feel and comfort of a proper house. And the ones that belong to the Trouts they are “friends” with doesnt count. But you would think they would see that and aspire to something greater then their own, meager existance.
Oh, who am I kidding? Rock on Whore! I would so tip you a dollar to dance for me. Ha Ha
She looks pretty beat. I would nonetheless. I bet she’s a freak in the sheets.
The person 2 above me ur dumb. She’s in her early 20’s lives in a 2 bedroom apt that’s probably more than u can afford that she can pay for herself and has plenty of furniture flatscreens multiple dish sets and does it all on her own, and she doesn’t dance for it so ur dumb goodluck tryin to get a dance from her. And to everyone else u may think she’s beat but she gets more attention than all of u and i can promise u that she is going to be more successful than all of u. So look at ur sad lives and consider dying cuz u guys rnt doin sh*t for civilization but complaining about someone u wish u were.
Umm... Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I would rather be pretty and get no attention at all than to be ugly and get attention.
Adrian Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Yea u would rather be pretty but ur probably not. She is, that’s y she gets the attention.
rae rae Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
“adrian”, by reading these posts, posting your comments (most likely while your at work) proves that youre making such a great contribution to civilization?
& if youre doing it from home, you probably dont even have a job.
haha, f*cktard.
& anyway, since when is serving alcoholic beverages a positive contribution to society anyways?
she plays such a BIIIIG part.
adrian Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
well it is a contribution because 1000’s of $ r spent at that club which r then used to go buy things which helps something called the economy, i’ll break that down for u too if u want since u seem too dumb to understand what does and doesn’t help civilization, what doesn’t help civilization is jealous people like u coming on this website and talking sh*t about someone who has done nothing to u because u r jealous that they get more attention than u and u probably wish u were them, so before u read this and feel dumb and probably go home and cry (not just cuz u have a queer a$$ name like rae rae) think about what im saying, ur dumb and jealous get over it and leave her alone. u should also feel dumb because she probably has no idea who u r but the fact that u came on here and read this story just because ur interested in her life means urs is probably really sad and pathetic. so have fun sucking at life, me and my girlfriend katie, the one who u know so much about since ur an internet stalker, we’re gonna keep living life.
LBreezy Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Lol Who the f*ck are you? You must be the chick in the pic! And no, nobody knows you except for you being on this website. And we all laughed when you tried to be Paris Hilton’s friend. Nice try. Successful people do their own thing, honey. They don’t try and jump on somebody else’s wagon for attention. Wanting to be Paris’s friend says enough about who you are and what you’re trying to do. DIG B*TCH! Honestly, what do have to offer anybody? Lol
adrian Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
actually im not kaite, and she is also known for her true.com ads, which u’ve probably seen on myspace or perezhilton.com, or just cuz u seem like the kind who would need internet dating, and seen her on miller lite ads, and in various hooters. and the bff thing was just for kicks y do u think she left the way she did? also, because all u fine haters give her so much attention on here she gets to travel for free and get paid for appearances by the dirty.com in vegas, the playboy mansion and more, sooo try to look cool by talkin sh*t but she gets so much out of it. sorry.
victoria Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 9:54 am
h*ll yeah adrian ……i have not had the chance to personally meet your gf katie, but seeing all these neg things written about her on this site, and then to see her out living her life like nothing has happened gives me SOOO much respect for her !!!!! …she seems like a badass girl, and you are def an amazing guy to be sticking up for your girl like this. props to both of you 
LBreezy Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Please! If this chick was so strong, she wouldn’t be replying to everyone’s comments on this childish website. If she gets paid to make appearances, Its for someone else’s amusement. Whatever, you say Adrian.. lol
emo in the butt Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
wow. look who brought out his(her) claws. rock on f*ckstick. we’re the ones laughing…trust me.
Johnny Rotten Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Can it, Adriana you sissy emo boy bander.
Bragging about furniture? Boy, I’m impressed.
Like Nik said, time for the nag 8 Belles to consider Plan B because the old gray mare 8 Belles ain’t what she used to be.
What happened to the formerly sexy 8 Belles?
What’s the deal with that hair?
Dirty Celebs are like NFL running backs. They look great for a while but after so many hits they go down fast.
8 Belles = Ladamien Tomlinson of San Diego
Time for the glue factory, 8 Belles.
LOL Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Johnny,
It’s LADANIAN , not Ladamien. Watch sports before trying to comment on sports>
Geez Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Ladanian, not Ladamien. Ass. Have you ever watched sports before?
LBreezy Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
WTF! Geez? are you LOL’s shadow? How many times does the same thing need to be said? And seriously, who cares how someone spells some washed up runningback’s name? Except you two apparently..
Johnny Rotten Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
OK, OK, I misspelled one word, which is a weird name to begin with…so sue me!
8 Belles, Uh I mean Adrian… She is trailer trash…
annonymous Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
hey dumba** since u seem to be on here reading these stories u should know adrian is 8 belle’s boyfriend…..and i bet she makes more money and lives in a better place with a better lifestyle than u. go back to ur dumpster.
team 8belles Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
thats not kaite, u should know since u seem so into her by reading her stories that adrian is her boyfriend.
LBreezy Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:55 am
B*tch stop! If you read “Adrian’s” posts again, you will clearly see that the comments are made from a female POV. No guy references Billy Madison or gives a sh*t about bling! Keep that it mind next time 8belles or whatever you call yourself.. Team 8belles? Lmao Stop, please just stop. Ok, don’t. Its kinda fun..
What college does she go to Adrian?
Better yet what is she majoring in?
Trust me there are alot of very successful women out here and in all honesty, it’s not all about fake tanning and pretty bows; some of us are all natural. I don’t think anyone would ever want to be just like her, posted up on the dirty every other day, and being made fun of. It’s just amusing to watch people like you put your two scents in.
LBreezy Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Damn lol, you almost had it! I was enjoying your ZING until I got to the end. CENTS, 2 cents! You can’t make a claim, like somebody else is amusing for being an idiot and then you make yourself look like one in the process! C’mon lol, you’re better than that!
Geez Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Um, lol, proper English doesn’t end sentences in prepositional phrases. “In what is she majoring?” is the correct question. And you don’t spell “scents” with an “s” in front of the “c” unless you are referencing fragrances.
adrian Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
first, its cents, and 2nd the best part is watching people like u care about my 2 CENTS (and yes thats how u spell it) now go back to elementary school billy madison.
LBreezy Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Adrian, MY, 2 cents? Because you’re not the chick in the picture who is replying to every post on here, right? somebody is doing it for you huh?
Adrian Reply:
October 31st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
No u dumbsh*t if u do a search for emo on here u’ll find me and see that I’m katies bf. Or u can just ask nik himself. Quit making urself look dumb cuz u act like u know everything but ur just setting urself up to look like an idiot. Ur like one of those kids in school that think people will like them if they r smart but really ur just annoying.
This chick is beat, not to mention she dresses like an idiot. Lose the bows bimbo you’re not 10.
Of course her face looks like Jack Links, I bet her whole body does. When she isn’t using her Aquanet, she’s bakin’ in the sun. And For gods sake, use a brush child, my goodness.
Oops. That’s meant to read “Of course she looks like Jack Links..”
Of course she looks like she’s her face looks like Jack Links, I bet her whole body does too. Sunscreen is important ladies. Please step away from the Aquanet and for god’s sake child, use a goddamn brush.
Gross. Can u pick up your clothes off the floor u slob!?
forget what these other people say ill still love ya and ill even make you a bowl of kibbles and bits for breakfast.
Nonetheless I can’t believe she’s aged so much in 4 months! Golly, what is her birthdate?
I love Katie and she is hott.. stop hating on her bc u want to be her <33 love you Katie!
wow she’s definitely getting OLD. thats what happends to your face when you put too much make up on geez calm down with the make up… anyways who’s that guy adrian trying to defend her hahah come on dude u know it too shes beat
Yup….It’s a real b*tch when true photos of you coime out and everyone see what ya really look like…she is past beat…
Hahahaha. Sweet bow and tutu! What a f*cking loser!!
Didn’t she used to have a “bow business”???
This girl is ugly and looks like a tranny….she needs to hang it up!
Which brings me to my next point, dont smoke crack!!
She looks like “The Grudge” on her birthday. She must have made that pink bow herself, its so ridiculous.
Yikes…looks like photoshop wasn’t abvailable for this pic…she is beat…time to get back to skid row now…off ya go girl…
damn. BEEF JERKY of the face. thats so spot on, damn. I dunno what to say. thats a good slogan though. yah she looks beat.
I personally have gone deep and bare inside “8belles” several times..dropped a load inside each time
this chick is delusional . she calls herself trendsetter? sorry but i wont see this look gracing the pages of vogue anytime soon. what a joke and a waste of DNA. for being in her early 20s, she looks about 45, lay off the mystic tan and mac make up sir.
SO what, I banged her in the pooper, no rubber, just straight bare after the club 3 weeks ago. She was passed out, which made it fun
I’ve met katie before and she was a sweet heart. Let her live her life…when did it become such a bad thing to be young and have fun?
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
— Marilyn Monroe
Adrian you need some serious help if you think life is about furniture, flat screens, and TV dishes. This chick is no trend setter, and the only cotribution she makes is she looks like she is Jim Carey’s stunt double in Ace Ventura PET DETECTIVE, when he was wearing the same tu tu and acting crazy so he could check out Roy Finkle’s personal effects AT THE LOONIE BIN! LOL
I also don’t know where you get your economic sense from but just because thousand’s of dollars are spent in clubs DOES NOT MEAN IT helps the economy. Since the Government taxes the sh*t out of liquor sales when its bought and then again when it’s sold is not a contribution.
The money that is spent in the clubs pays the rent for the place and the staffs wages etc. Your a idiot stay in your basement lol
adrian Reply:
November 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
ok but clearly the staff who makes the money has to spend their money somewhere right? yea u can f*ckin own the basement u dumb sack of sh*t.
Jim Carey stunt double from Ace Ventura Pet Detective lol
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Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
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Helmet Special: retard
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Yeah she has been rode hard and put away wet!!!
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All Mormons SUCK Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
She is BEAT!!! She looks like a freaking Drag Queen!
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Nebrasksa where the "N" stands for Knowledge! Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am
She doesn’t even make the top 1000 of chicks on this site. Half of the randoms submitted are better looking. Stop your infatuation with this Philly Nik. Move on. Your job is to find MLP again!
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